Patton Said He Has No Photos of Dead Wife in his Home

24  2018-02-28 by 867-5309-

He has a young daughter but no photos of her mommy?

Holy Fuck, you guys may have been right all this time.

For the first time in beginning to think that it's possible that he killed her.

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I heard that too. Why would you keep a daily reminder that you overdosed and killed your wife?

Well he's actively working to erase his victim from his child's memory -- sure he babbled about a journal that every night the girl writes a memory of mommy, but what he didn't reveal is that he's having her write memories of his new wife, not the lady he may have killed.

The rosy, upbeat, liberal, way he explains it is the same in fairy tales. i still say his new wife was in on the hit

He fucking killed her.

Actual footage from Patton Oswalt's trial:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA0glbG6c-8

"I don't have pictures of my dead wife in the house. It's easier to forget her that way. Plus I don't want her daughter asking pesky questions about the murder." - Patton Oswald

Honestly, I wasn't shocked when he said that.

What a true and accurate version of exactly what he said.

Once he went overboard with the politics, I could no longer stand him.

There was a time he was legit funny, poking fun at everyone for going to extremes, liberal or conservative. That's long gone.

And then this? Not one picture? That is genuinely fucking odd.

I understand if you have problems with seeing her photo, you can't carry on your day because you are so sad...

But to take those away from your daughter so she forgets what her mother even looked like...

Then move your new fiance into the house within a year of the death of the woman "you loved soooo much"...

I thought those jokes at him we're fucked and kinda mean to say to a grieving man...

But it's almost like he's bragging about erasing her from this Earth

As time goes on, I believe he was involved. Maybe even accidentally, perhaps ignorantly, but I do now believe he was involved in her death.

We got a regular Quanspiracy going on here, people. He led her into a codeine overdose, a full on MOOIIIDDDEEERRRR!

I do think Patton used to be funny but when did he ever go after liberals?

I do remember him making jokes at the expense of both liberals and conservatives, but without labeling them liberals, on his earlier albums. More like playful prodding for both sides. Ya know? Suuuuure you know.

I remember he had something like a 50-part tweet lambasting SJW-types and their bullshit when it came to comedy and movies.

I went from dislike to disgust when he called Hillary a bad ass.

Same with Louis CK. Selling out to the Hollywood elite.

He knows what he did.

Can we move from the joking "he killed his wife" to the actual horrible reality that he DID enable his wife to kill herself via reckless drug use?

Yeah I think so, he got fed up with her shit drug use and probably she had some Close calls only he knew, finally this happens and he has to keep up the charade infront of his daughter. There is more to this story. That nigga moved on hard

I moved on long ago.

Allowing is too light of a word. Encouraging, masterminding etc works better.

That is something a man who feels intense guilt would do. He was probably hearing his wife's voice coming from one of the pictures. It was his version of hearing a heartbeat from under the floorboards.

He absolutely fucking killed her. He was unhappy in the marriage, and found a way to get an out through "negligence", "accidental" or through "plausible deniability". That's all it was. He skated, and we (as a sub) and the 4chan fags publicly blamed him for it. So now, when you joke or write about how he must've done it; you're probably an undesirable alt-right-er.

The only thing #metoo is ever going to get right is if they get to the bottom of this Patton murder.

Didn't he give a fuck about his wife? This nigga moved on hard, got a girl ready and everything.

Seriously what a creep, or maybe she was just the fucking worst idk

Innocent Chris Kuhn will probably see decades behind bars for made-up 3rd degree murder charges, while this rumored NECROPHILIAC will most likely never even be investigated by law.

I'm getting behind this conspiracy.

The no photos thing is creepy. Not even a few in the daughter's room or tucked away in albums? Get out of here, there is no way a young girl wouldn't want some.

She might of been a secret addict, and he just turned a blind eye. Or perhaps he subconsciously or willing gave her a hot dose.

Patton strikes me as the type of guy that wants a mother type figure for a wife. His old wife goes from being a care giver to a burden. Meanwhile he's hot, got the left wing political cred, and fresh high quality women throwing themselves at him. Boom, out with the old wife, in with the new. This new one jumped into that role quick.

Yeah, there's something there.

It wasn't creepy when he moved on to marry another woman less than a year later?

I've thought it was realistic for a long time.

It's still a joke and funny and part of the humor is there's a lot of bad signs here.

He's innocent, and only coincidently had lunch with William Shatner 24 hours earlier.

He does have that one of her as slimer though.

He just supports the female Ghostbusters so much that he HAS to have that one hanging on the fridge

Just a trophy like every other serial killer