That’s the most embarrassing thing he’s ever done and this is a guy who once blew someone for a steak.

He loves food more than his family, and he loves it so much he doesn't even want to risk talking to someone that might convince him otherwise.

Bobby is a real addict, who is clearly coping or avoiding feelings or trauma through food, instead of drugs/booze.

Unlike our worm-like friend and his 5 Zimas one summer.

Oh yeah, he's clearly covering up the molestation he suffered. But Jesus, he's got a baby now. At some level he has to know eating 3 meals at a time means he does not care as much about his family as he does food.

bang bang?

In ya muddah's cootah!!!!

You know what, dude. You're all sh-marmy!

You know what duuuuuuuude? Ya gotchya Bert. Ya gotchya Segura. Boom! Ya got your Maximus challenge!

You know what dude!? That’s retarded. If he says shit about your weight make fun of the fact he thinks he is 5’8.

Maybe if he hides from such an obvious reality it'll go away?

it will once his heart stops.

Hopefully Rogan will fill that vacancy with a certain slithery reptile of Latin heritage.

It’s sad that former crackhead Rich Vos is the most normal of the comedians that have been featured on O and A. Every other one is either dead or an addict who is addicted to something else. What a fucked up group of people.

When did he say that?

Mr. Big Ball Breaker is afraid that Rogan is going to mock his disgusting body.