Duuuude WEED! LOL!

23  2018-02-27 by KennethFresno

86 comments

Good bit smoking from every possible hole.

"Hey Kev, why's this joint brown and taste like your dick!?" - Kev's boyfriend

There's stoners, then there's insufferable White jagoff stoners.

You're just, like, saying that cuz your ego is too big - that's why I can tell you don't smoke pot, maahhhhn.

I hate those fuckin raw papers

I only smoke nugs out of an old, dented-in Natty Ice can.

How come?

They're difficult to roll with the glue doesn't stick and they look gay

Try the cones, they're great

Yeah. The prerolled cones are a game changer.

Because they aren't a fruit flavored loosey blunt wrap.

That too

Why?

Element Rice Papers are the only doob rolling papers I'll ever use.

They're harsh as fuck

Kevin Smith started getting high when he was a middle aged man. Rogan started smoking weed in his 30's. As did Doug Benson. I'm embarrassed as a 33 year old even telling my best friends I still enjoy an occasional joint.

Why. Would you be embarrassed to tell your best friend you had a Maker's Mark? I never blacked out on dude weed lmao and punched my wife in the face.

What backward state do you live in?

I'm now in Spain, but I grew up in NYC. I obviously don't have a problem with weed, and it should be completely legal in any civilized society, but I was smoking nickel bags in middle school. It was cute and fun as a kid, but no self-respecting adult walks around bragging about getting high like some suburban teen girl.

But I'm sure you've never posted a picture of you and your buddies at a bar am I right? Seems like the only people demonizing weed are the people who don't smoke it.

huh? Right above this text there's a grown man, married and with children, with joints sticking out of each ear canal and nostril. If you think this is cool, you're either a teenager, or have had a username at some point in your life that ended with 420.

I didn't have to look very far to find this quote from you:

"No, I still feel great disgust for modern women, and consider the white woman as cancerous as the black, sand black, and menorah black. Feminism has destroyed the West."

You're embarrassed to smoke a joint but not embarrassed to actively post hate speech in a subreddit for a long dead radio show?

My friend, you're doing this wrong.

No, I'm not embarrassed posting anonymously online in a sub full of fellow degenerates. I am embarrassed of walking around as an adult, giggling and laughing like a retard high off my ass, like a freshman in High School. I already told you, I still smoke weed. I enjoy pot, Always have. I'm not gonna, however, interact with other adults by discussing the miracles of marijuana. You lava lamp having Doug Benson, fan.

Nobody does that. You have this fantasy in your mind that doesn't exist.

Maybe if you actually lived in a rec legal state you'd actually see that nobody walks around giggling or weed lmaoing. It doesn't happen. You saw a picture of Kevin Smith and applied it huge majority of the US. 323 million people here with 35 million monthly users. I can promise you I don't see 1 out of every 10 people staring at their hands and laughing at nachos.

Get real you turkey!

You're whole argument centered around you taking offense to me saying that I'm embarrassed telling my friends that I still get high on occasion. If you're an adult who walks around bragging about being a stoner, something is wrong with you, or you're a complete cornball, probably like all those faggots in rec states. Just for spite, they should declare martial law on you faggy grateful dead states and start butchering you assholes. Your stupid glass pieces shattered on the floor, and Cheech and Chong DVD's being burned.

You're whole argument

I am whole argument?

Grammar Nazi? That's like totally uncool MMMMAAAHHHHHHNNN. Rip another Bong hit and listen to some Marley mahhhnnnnnn.

I hate Reggae.

Maybe I'll give it a shot after you defend your lesser country to my STATE.

My lesser country existed long before we FOUNDED that failed state, and it'll be around for a lot longer. My language and a form of my culture, although a lot less cultured and civilized, is now the dominant culture of that state. I can't wait for your third world pets to turn on you. What are you gonna fend them off with, some $750 custom hand crafted glass pieces and your good intentions? Fucking dorks.

Isn't that sad? Your country has been around so much longer and yet you wallow as a middler on a global stage.

California has only been around since 1850 and it dominates not only all other states but the majority of most developed countries. Debt per citizen of CA is $10,817. Population: 39 million.

Spain was founded in 1492. Debt per citizen of $29,728. Population: 46.5 million.

Your country has 3X as much debt per citizen of my STATE! And that's WITH all the low income family assistance.

Tell me more about this failed state.

And yet the quality of life in Spain has consistently been in the top 10 in the world for several decades. I hope you know how to speak Spanish, it'll be the official language there soon enough, yet again. But, by then, faggots like you will have jumped shit and infested some other state, doing the same shit you did to have fucked it up in the first place. A faggot who's proud of California and being a pothead. What a loser.

Is that so?

Provide a source. I've looked at two and you're nowhere near the top.

Source me, brotendo!

You're actually researching this shit? For a pothead, who's apparently high, you're one high strung viola. Maybe you should ut down the trees, and go outside, it's the middle of the day over there in that fag state. Maybe that's the problem with you. Instead of going ballistic b/c someone insulted a weak hearted buffoon with 4 joints dangling from his face like a fucking retard. You pussies in that fag state really are a tightly wound group of fruitcakes. No wonder the rest of the country laughs at you.

You're actually researching this shit?

Yes. That's what intelligent people do. You should try critically thinking, it's fantastic.

This is how you spend your afternoon in California? Lay off the weed, man. You're wasting your life away.

What are you doing? It's 11 at night. I'm actually moving so I'm packing and cleaning and stuff. I'm having a break writing you back in between Civ5 turns. You're a teenager, right?

No, I'm laying down in bed, about to sleep. You're smoking pot, playing video games, defending California and pot culture's honor, in the middle of the day? And you have the gall to ask if I'm a teenager. Nigga, you crazy. Or you got kicked out of some obscenely overpriced state school for smoking pot and playing videogames instead of going to class.

Yeah what a loser!! Playing video games??? Enjoying a vice? Must be a commie libtard.

You're fun.

I knew it. You're not even a regular here. You were lurking after you heard about this place from whatever faggy sub you frequent. And I love your high horse about white power guys, yet spent an inordinate amount of time talking about foreign countries and "your state's" economic power, gained by exploiting power people throughout the world nonetheless, and then getting riled up when I mentioned how my culture is now the dominant one in your state. You hypocrites are a fucking joke. You smoke pot, defend Kevin Smith, play video games in the middle of the day, then have the audacity to call people here neckbeards? Fucking bunch of faggots. Spoiled rotten ungrateful white suburban scum. I laughed everytime one of you faggots would get clocked and robbed when you'd come visit NYC looking for real culture, and cry to the NYPD, who you protest silently behind a keyboard. Now fuck off cocksucker, and hopefully a civil war will break out soon enough, so we can round you all up and do to you what we shoulda a long time ago.

Lol this is the best.

Nope not a regular here and NYC would eat me alive!! I'd get robbed!

You're way cooler than me you're right. It's way more awesome to be a lowlife racist neckbeard. Weed lmao right? They call em fingers but I never seen em fing!

Kisses, love. Do try and get over yourself.

Later you lurking faggot.

Oh shit. Is this Danny Ross? From Flushing?

Is this somebody whose name I don't know?

Lol.

I see that you're still a sore loser. 'Tis the folly of people like you. You're like locusts, you just cannot help but to destroy yourselves and everything in your vicinity. And then like a virus, you spread somewhere else corrupting it with your demonic instinct. So now you're a Californian, after you got outed and ran out of town, huh? So, now we've come full circle. Danny Ross, Flushing's own, known racist and xenophile, has now infiltrated some unwitting West Coast liberal circle. You fucking people just cannot help yourselves can you?

"you people"

Get fucked.

Excuse me. By you people did you mean the fine people of Spain you were insulting just an hour ago? How dare you? The nerve. Known racist, xenophobe, and rumored lover of White supremacist shock jock Danny Ross, is now playing victim, after having abused a Latino immigrant? We're onto you, pissy eyes.

I said your economy and standard of living doesn't come close to CA and proved it. Go re-read it.

No, no. I felt your rancor, resentment, and disgust. Is this how you treat Latino immigrants. No wonder the eses are gearing up for the war path over there. Shame on you. Does your new circle in Cali know about your past?

Didn't you make fun of me for replying to you in the middle of the day?

What's the time in Spain. 130a.

1 26 am.

FIN

Its been emotional. Mainly for Danny

The rest of Europe considers you on Par with Nigerians for what its worth fam.

No, they don't. And if by the rest of Europe, you mean the UK, France, Germany, and Sweden, we'll be laughing last at this point. Fam. Fucking faggot.

Look man I like to laugh at Danny Ross as much as the next man , but Spain really is a shit hole. The only decent part of it wants to declare independence,

Catalonia is in free fall. Spain is the world's number 1 tourist destination. For a shithole, lotsa people sure like to move here. There's entire towns full of wealthy expats from Europe and the US who adore it here, and are disgusted by what's become of their countries and terrified of even walking at night there. Real shithole. I'd love to know where you're from that makes you such an expert on the issue. My guess is you're some Scots-Irish mutt from somewhere in some fly over state who has zero knowledge and experience about Europe or it's affairs. Am I right or wrong? Some dumb mutt who doesn't even know where his people come from, the same type of loser who debates whether or not to use ancestry.com.

Brit. Lived in Madrid for 1 year. Barcelona for another. Visit pamplona on and off when my friend is working there. I'm very familiar with the place.

I will never understand Spanish pride. Your country would be Greece if it were not for EU handouts.

Oh my god. A snaggle toothed Brit, living in a dilapidated island nation full of third worlders is the authority on what makes a shithole. Curry is now your national dish. you're only enduring legacy is having Anglo's founding America, who then kicked your ass and single handedly keeps you losers relevant. The 3 Lions are now 11 mulattos who absolutely suck. You're capital is run by a jihadi, is the acid attack capital of the civilized world, is a pedophile's paradise. You're men sat back during Rotherham, playing with their lil pricks, and you're women fly down here looking for proper dick, and then beg Spanish men to fly back and live with them. Meanwhile you losers come down, get drunk, fight eachother in hotel rooms b/c no womans wants to bone you, and you're women get gangbanged by Sergio, Mario, Juan Ramon, and then end up getting your asses beat by the locals and go cry to the embassy. In my hometown 2 seasons ago, some pot bellied degenerate pig, the typical that inhabits that ruined island nation, ended up in the ER after he got drunk and touched some 13 year old girl. He's lucky he didn't get killed. But you faggots are known now for spending what lil pounds you have left to travel to South East Asia and fucking children, or still trying to be hooligans and travelling Europe following your awful teams, getting drunk, and getting your asses kicked. Then have the audacity to play victims. You're even worse than the niggers and sand niggers who have taken over that shithole of a country. I can't wait for us Americans, to have to save you losers from yourselves yet again. You and your German Jew monarchs. Fucking pathetic. Fuck off faggot.

Literally no difference between you an Moroccans.

Type more faggot. I enjoy you wasting your time.

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Oh god. You're from California. I hope you faggots secede so we can invade and butcher you cocksuckers. Completely raze the greater LA and Bay areas. Then send you limp wristed white yuppies south of the border with your third world pets, that you claim to love so much, but absolutely despise. And you're GDP means shit when you also have the largest debt out of any state and the quality of living decreases significantly every year. You losers have destroyed the state, and apparently are now infesting Arizona, Austin, N Mexico, Oregon, and, through the arrogance only capable of white liberals with a Jesus complex, have brought your poisoned ideology with you. You scumbags are even worse than cancer.

Bravo!!!

That was AWESOME! You really sound just like one of those dopes! Fantastic performance. You were great.

You aren't from California, didn't u say u grew up with crackheads or something? How come everyone on o+a despises u?

I am embarrassed of walking around as an adult, giggling and laughing like a retard high off my ass,

I've been smoking every day for years and I never walk around laughing/giggling. I just think there is no reason to have pride or shame in smoking weed, it's an incredibly light vice.

Then, we're in agreement. It's not a big deal. It's like someone who likes a stiff drink on occasion. I just don't see why people, like the bozo above, find the need to defend "pot culture" at every twist and turn.

Look at how you portray all cannabis users as you post childish dreck.

Cannabis. User. lol.

btw, did you just unironically refer to anything being posted here as hate speech? Fucking infantile faggot.

So all your race hating comments is what exactly? Performance art?

Yes. That's exactly what it is. Everything that is said on a sub dedicated to a defunct radio program which centered around some of the biggest degenerates and their even more degenerate fan base, should be taken 100% seriously. Lemme guess, I should smoke a gravity bong and just chill man. And maybe I'll purchase a pot leaf shirt and some shiny metal rhinestones from Hot Topic and parade around boasting about how much I enjoy pot. I'm sure my peers, family, neighbors will take me very seriously and have great respect for me. I should also stroll into my job giggling like a little school girl, listening to cypress hill, and wreaking of weed. Are you even a member of this place? And, honestly, how fucking old are you? You're going ballistic b/c some adults here don't spend their lives bragging about smoking weed? I've been drunk and high virtually everyday since High school, there's nothing funny or boastworthy about this. No rational human being thinks this is a healthy way to live a life. If you spend your day bragging about smoking weed there is something seriously wrong with you that goes beyond shit posting here.

You're going ballistic

Am I? ;)

Same, Bukowski.

Thank you, your honor.

Smoking is something no one should either take pride or shame in, it's just another very light vice. I don't think there's any pride to be had in being vice-less either.

I don’t think I’ve told any of my friends that I smoke. There’s nothing to say. I watch tv and eat pringles.

I don't care that he smokes weed.He is just a sanctimonious prick that I don't like.

Wide eyed uninteresting fatso.

As a daily pot smoker, this is very embarrassing. I hate stoner "culture". Just shut up and smoke your damn joint.

As a daily pot smoker,

You didn't have to let us know to get that opinion out.

But now you know I'm cool...

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I could go for one of those right now

I wish those were punji stakes.

Go make another movie where twenty-somethings are slackers but also very well-spoken, who have stilted conversations about star wars while their speaking style "middle school vocab test" and "over the top profanity."

Because that needed to be done 11 times.

FELLOW HEART ATTACK VICTIM CHECKING IN. GOOD LUCK, BRO.

You’re such a faggot,faggot

And yet the quality of life in Spain has consistently been in the top 10 in the world for several decades. I hope you know how to speak Spanish, it'll be the official language there soon enough, yet again. But, by then, faggots like you will have jumped shit and infested some other state, doing the same shit you did to have fucked it up in the first place. A faggot who's proud of California and being a pothead. What a loser.

You're actually researching this shit? For a pothead, who's apparently high, you're one high strung viola. Maybe you should ut down the trees, and go outside, it's the middle of the day over there in that fag state. Maybe that's the problem with you. Instead of going ballistic b/c someone insulted a weak hearted buffoon with 4 joints dangling from his face like a fucking retard. You pussies in that fag state really are a tightly wound group of fruitcakes. No wonder the rest of the country laughs at you.

No, I'm laying down in bed, about to sleep. You're smoking pot, playing video games, defending California and pot culture's honor, in the middle of the day? And you have the gall to ask if I'm a teenager. Nigga, you crazy. Or you got kicked out of some obscenely overpriced state school for smoking pot and playing videogames instead of going to class.

Brit. Lived in Madrid for 1 year. Barcelona for another. Visit pamplona on and off when my friend is working there. I'm very familiar with the place.

I will never understand Spanish pride. Your country would be Greece if it were not for EU handouts.