I'd rather be horseshoe bald than have a double widows peak with mulatto hair.

What the fuck????

Sam's real father???

Sam looks like a voodoo doll.

I like how the hairline starts behind the ears - but, he just teases the 'fro UP and OUT...

True story - This dude and I once almost ran into each other in front of MSG, he's very tall and frail looking.