Poor Brother Joe can't let go of his fallen hero

18  2018-02-27 by dropngo

41 comments

What a fucking moron.

The fact that Sons of Anarchy is Joe Cumia's favourite show is enough to put me off ever wanting to watch it.

Imagine 'Walker Texas Ranger' if it was trying to be edgy and shocking. To it's non-target audience, it can be a great show to laugh at how awful and ridiculous it is. People like Joe are their target audience though. Middle aged (or older) losers who always dreamed of being a badass outlaw biker and think if they hadn't gotten married or whatever else they can blame it on they totally could have. Here's the kind of scene Joe imagines himself living in his alternate life:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ux_DTeuR_o

Does Joe understand that Ron Perlman isn’t really the head of a biker gang?

No he does not.

I think he's finally figuring it out now

Joe thinks he’s a real member of the sons of Anarchy. So I’m guessing no.

Remember when Ron Perlman DESTROYED New York City when a plant was chasing him? Should be locked up. #SPAMCRO

Who doesn't enjoy a good glue joke

When Joe is literally describing himself

"Shit for brains...a genuine real-life dickhead."

50-60 year old glue sniffer

Death of a Used Songs Salesman

I don't think SAMCRO Brother Joe knows that 'Gorilla Glue' is a strain of weed.

It's a popular glue brand, so I don't really know where you're going with that one.

Ah, my bad. In my neck of the woods there's a popular strain of weed called "Gorilla Glue" and I thought the other tweeter in that exchange was alluding to that.

It upsets me that Brother Joe is genuinely more intelligent than some people here.

Just had gorilla glue last month, can confirm its bomb

At least he dropped the humiliating attempts at Shakespearean prose.

Its a limerick you idiot.

JOSEPH CUMIA PUBLICLY DENIES ALL ALLEGATIONS OF PEDOPHILIA

In the past, when I've seen a tweet or a post by a celebrity I didn't agree with, I think nothing of it and continue on with life. What is topping Joe from doing the same? Does he really think a millionaire celebrity is going to take time out his lavish existence to respond to a guitarist in a cover band from Long Island?

But my favorite part is the dialogue between the two idiots below the tweet suggesting that Ron Pearlman is only writing these tweets because he needs to stay in the good graces of the 'phony Hollywood elite'.

I would love to fight Joe.

You mean you can't disagree with someone and still enjoy something else they do?

An elderly man feels betrayed by a fictional character.

pretty pathetic really

That's exactly what's going on here. Imagine how ashamed his children are going to be of this utter retard when they grow up.

Joe is a simple, simple man.

Wtf is #SPAMCRO? I don't get it. Also, why is he constantly referring to that fucking gay ass show? Joseph Cumia has a predilection for men.

Brother Joe is being held hostage as one of Ron Perlman's Twitter followers and #SPAMCRO is his brave rallying cry.

Hasn't Sons of Anarchy been off the air for about 5 yrs?WTF.

"Wish you were only ACTING like a moron"

Get it? It's like a double meaning!

He only cosplays as ultra liberals it’s truly baffling

I rarely condone hatred

Except against blacks, Mexicans, gays, anyone who says anything negative about Anthony, "libtards", Hillary Clinton, Obama, Killa Kuhn and his deceased child, the red-haired judge from People's Court, children who won't sell their spit, children who sell their spit well above the Kelly Blue Book market value, children without salivary glands, etc

@perlmutations is a 50 or 60-something with the thought processes and logic of an adolescent glue sniffer

No self awareness whatsoever.

forgot "snowflakes."

Fuck BroJoe but Perlman is a faggot and a half. His faux tough guy bullshit is a joke. Liberal pussy

He's really a big fan of that middle finger emoji isn't he. It's his equivalent of Ant's 😆, to show he doesn't give a faaawk

Clay was a son of a bitch. RIP Jax.

Brother joe is a fucking idiot but pearlman is a piece of shit. Hes a self described political junkie who exclusively watches msnbc and refuses to watch or listen to anything from the other side. Funny thing is he admidted all that on o&a.

He makes his living feeding off the teat of the jew. Of course he's going to tow the israeli line.

He mad at a guy who plays pretend for a living.

Imbecile.

You mean you can't disagree with someone and still enjoy something else they do?