That thing you do for Roseanne ... you should do for the Dice-Man.

9  2018-02-27 by OpieMentoredSam

14 comments

Why Does Dice Capitalize Each And Every God Damn Word He Types?

It’s his showbiz Jew, Vaudevillian roots showing.

It’s a sign of autism

Somhow Everything is a sign of autism

oh yeah? what do YOU care, JERKOFF

He writes like Artie. Is he still married to the latina chick?

HE NEEDED DA CUMMING

AGOOOOSH

If you walk around with shit on your dick youre bound to catch something

I like how he types like how he talks. It really helps reading this out in my head.

The Jews always find a way to bring it back to the $

Is this real? I don't know anymore. Dice is a bore.

WHAAAAAAAT?

Crashing is literally comics jerking each other off by sitting around and talking about the "craft of comedy". Season 1 was enjoyable but the main character in season 2 has just become hatable.

Use more words, Dice.

It’s his showbiz Jew, Vaudevillian roots showing.

It’s a sign of autism

oh yeah? what do YOU care, JERKOFF