Art has never looked better!

45  2018-02-27 by RBuddCumia

40 comments

Artie is dead. The sign is propping him up.

weekend at arties?

There's no way this man has had an erection in the past 10 years.

Clearly you've never done H. Erections are superfluous when you live in a warm velvet heaven for a couple of hours at a time.

H actually used to give me a nice hang, & not cum for ages... but I did snap my banjo string once.

Silly me, I thought they bought a green screen not a shitty green fabric curtain.

Nah!!!

Ian Fidance looks like a real queeb.

Maybe even a quay.

"Sam! Let's make a list! We love our lists! Whadda we got so far?"

<show comes to a screeching halt>

"Okay he might be a queeb..."

"Vurrry good..."

"Possibly a quay..."

"Okay..."

"That's all we have so far."

"The phones are lit. People want in badly. Let's go to the phones. Mongo, whaddya got?"

Nah that’s actually one of the only bits where o and a appeared to have chemistry

He’s like hipster Norton with the tranny degeneracy.

so you mean interesting?

The comedic bent of Norton and the hairline of Sam?

Pass.

Yes.

fidance's stories are actually real though. hes genuinely an addicted POS

Oh, no doubt. His alcoholism days stories are nuts. I like the guy. I was just over generalizing.

*heeb

He looks like Ari the Cop

That chick totally outclassed him.

It’s amazing how unfunny the majority of the guests are on that show.

another brooklyn homo

He looks like Ari Shaffir's answer to Tony Clifton.

Looks sober af

yeah he has that half an hour sober look too him.

time for a piss break.

How do you grow a hare lip that late in life...

Artie really did turn into a fat Stacy Keach.

Come on! I just want to watch TV during my smoke break. I'm not going to trade it for couple bags of heroine.

couple bags

*81 bags

He's got a corpse for radio.

I’d like to have rachel feinstein play with my pecker

An animated compost corpse.

Except for rotten fruit, dirt, & vegetables....he's a compost of wet marlboro red butts, bloody nose rags & briefs stained with green apple splurts from those WD days.

I thought Tippy Tom died years ago

its true whenever you get into heroin you eventually just look like all you do is heroin

anyone have show audio links? the feedbucket seems to be dead

Artie is only staying alive so Stuttering John can't say "I told you so"

Mumble mumble cocaine cheeseburger

Just has that one outfit, right?

The ravages of the flu

Holy shit, that studio is green screened?!? State of the art my friends.

i cant wait to see what Rachel feinstein has to say.

Maybe even a quay.

He’s like hipster Norton with the tranny degeneracy.

*heeb

He looks like Ari the Cop

That chick totally outclassed him.

It’s amazing how unfunny the majority of the guests are on that show.

another brooklyn homo

He looks like Ari Shaffir's answer to Tony Clifton.