r/opieandanthony: Fun fact: Theft of in-line concession items at Regal Cinemas rose by 500% after the release of Black Panther... I wonder why?

Fun fact: Theft of in-line concession items at Regal Cinemas rose by 500% after the release of Black Panther... I wonder why?

9 2018-02-26 by spave_427

I'm sure it has nothing to do with the massive amounts of black people going to see it.

30 comments

1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-02-26

You clearly never go to the movies if you think you can steal food so you’re definitely a fat loser. You make us racists look bad when you sound so ignorant. Clearly should have made a joke that was both racist and correct like about kfc buckets left under the seats.

1 spave_427 2018-02-26

Hey faggot, Regal sells stuff that you can just grab in the line before you reach the register. You can grab all sorts of snacks in the line. My friend manages a regal and told me. Back to being a faygelah

1 ArkL 2018-02-26

Oh wow guys we got an inside line and he's bringing concession facts. Tell us something riveting like how many snow caps were sold during showings of Game Night.

1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-02-26

I was merely defending the institution of racism and he starts being a dick out of nowhere.

1 spave_427 2018-02-26

Don't underestimate my ability to undermine the African-American community asshole

1 RamonFrunkis 2018-02-26

So you are saying you're an expert in mining African-American community asshole?

Hi, Mr. Norton!

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-02-26

He straight up roasted that motherfucker.

1 spave_427 2018-02-26

Don't you just love it when the "stats back it up"

1 97Dabs2THAface 2018-02-26

You've only provided one stat and I guarantee it isn't true. "I kNoW a GuY wHo MaNAGeS a ReGaL!¡!"... Did this manager communicate with every other regal theatre? Cause if he didn't than how are you coming up with theft going up 500% at regal cinemas?

1 Toss__Pot 2018-02-26

He said it, & he had a stat to back it up. I'm convinced.

1 Dannyprecise 2018-02-26

Look at this faggot with his aristocratic circle of friends.

1 juanwayne 2018-02-26

I nearly broke my leg slipping on watermelon juice

1 fawwkyeah 2018-02-26

He theaters smelled like cocoa butter and frustration

1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-02-26

They set all the projectors to start the movie 10 minutes after the time posted in the paper.

1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-02-26

And you could talk through the whole thing.

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2018-02-26

wait...yea...yea,...because black people are always late, amirite?

1 aprosbro 2018-02-26

Is your source that your friend who works at regal told you this?

1 juschippinyababe 2018-02-26

nigs need their grape soda

1 Icon_Crash 2018-02-26

With all those M&M's on the floor, it must have been some sort of chocolate hell-hole.

1 TanCiera420 2018-02-26

I document it

1 momomike 2018-02-26

normally I wouldn’t believe an unfounded statistic, but I’m going to take a leap of faith and buy into this one just because I don’t like niggers.

1 Single_Action_Army 2018-02-26

FBI-DOCUMENTED STATISTICS, PEOPLE!

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2018-02-26

Guess I forgot to check the stats...

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2018-02-26

Wait wait, I ran a marathon and didn't put lotion on

Guess I forgot to prevent the chaff

1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-02-26

Dat dont make no sense

1 Dr-Seepage 2018-02-26

Id like a link please

1 Thesincityattorney 2018-02-26

I still haven't seen that over hyped piece of shit.

1 Thesincityattorney 2018-02-26

I heard it was 150,000% actually.

1 OpiesNewBeard 2018-02-26

Nigs, with their hooting and hollering, stealing, drive by's, high unemployment, insane illegitimate birth rates, low educations numbers, high domestic violence, and generally a cancer on society, gonna nog.

1 Billyassman 2018-02-26

N chomp people chomp

1 spave_427 2018-02-26