251 2018-02-26 by bajothehedgehog
1 Douchegeyser 2018-02-26
Get well soon Bobby, and by well, I mean not wildly fat and unhealthy.
1 Snake_____86 2018-02-26
He loves cake and macaroni more than his son.
1 brobrobrobro1234 2018-02-26
With the advent of keto, there's no reason to be obese in 2018. No longer a diet only for chicks and epileptics.
1 1qw1qw1 2018-02-26
The advent of staying away from carbs? Yeah, that's incredibly manly
1 dreadnaught2010 2018-02-26
Keto been around a 100 years you fucking fruit
Blobby's final resting place.
https://i.imgur.com/TWFosPG.jpg
1 d4n4n 2018-02-26
Maybe Vonn saved the suit they put on Patrice for the wake.
I don't think Blobby would look good in Purple.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-02-26
Especially when his face has the same color after the massive coronary
luv ya bobby
1 Spokker 2018-02-26
He has weekly angioplasty. His veins help supply grease for the majority of North Atlantic fast food joints.
1 Monster_Dong 2018-02-26
Bobby prepared for this. He's been stuffing his face with calzones and mallomars to like budda so god won't dummy to hell or the gym.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2018-02-26
Just had to save this fucktarded attempt at forming a sentence for everyone to see before you try to edit it
I hope a fifth of vodka kills you on ur way home.
1 BergStonewall 2018-02-26
Rekt
1 CIAshill18081990 2018-02-26
That nigga doesn't have family
1 Kennigit 2018-02-26
Always upvote autism
1 Billyassman 2018-02-26
BLOBERT think about your last supper.
1 David_Tosk 2018-02-26
Bobby was a part of the Dr. Steve podcast once. Not in a good way. He had really bad pains somewhere in his abdomen. That's always a good sign.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-02-26
Pregnancy?
1 herpacin 2018-02-26
He was artificially inseminated by an all you can eat Chinese buffet.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-02-26
The father is a Water Buffaler?
1 TittyMtnhighway 2018-02-26
Where are...where you at?
1 Lish_fips89 2018-02-26
His colon was so full of old food, it had begun to take root and develop its own ecosystem.
1 LamarThePotato 2018-02-26
I hope he gets cancer, he's already bald no one will notice.
1 FrankieBianchi 2018-02-26
I dont think theres ne evidence linking obesity to heart attacks
1 nunyobisnez 2018-02-26
fuck you for spelling any like that
1 OpiesMammogramResult 2018-02-26
Water beds don't have hearts.
1 Toss__Pot 2018-02-26
I think he's on his fifth (& final) fat.
He said he was on his forth like 12 years ago.
Who knows what number it is now.
1 jtormeyx 2018-02-26
Is he a drinker?
1 MonsteRain 2018-02-26
No but he picked up smoking cigars in the past couple years so that will definitely help.
1 AlchemyWizard 2018-02-26
Actually Bob Kelly is a tiny alien piloting a fat guy robotic body, like in Men In Black. Granted the tiny alien is also morbidly obese for his species.
1 KennethFresno 2018-02-26
It really annoys me how much more well known that unfunny "duuuuude weeed" faggot who cries over children's movies is than CQ. Kevin Smith is shite.
1 LilConner2005 2018-02-26
I think he's a nice man.
1 Psych555 2018-02-26
Colin directed how many blockbusters? Colin was on SNL 30 years ago. Get a grip on reality here.
That's the point, stupid.
Why does that annoy you? Colin isn't well known. So what?
1 BarnoldWHV 2018-02-26
"Colin was on SNL 30 years ago" Fuck you.
I think he over estimated how many fats he had left
1 sickfuckinpuppies 2018-02-26
ill be sad if bobby dies. no joke here. just a straight fact.
sad and yet strangely overdue
It's the cigarettes. Bobby has a much scarier future than cardiac arrest. He'll go the long, slow, semi-controlled diabetes way à la Rob Reiner.
1 ironicgalaxy 2018-02-26
the horror....the horror....the horror
1 DavidAlanQueer 2018-02-26
/u/theprrattlesnake
Show him this
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-02-26
A fat Irish guy dying an early death? Nah.
1 OperationPolybius 2018-02-26
Off the clock drag queen lookin nigga
1 yevyoyevyo 2018-02-26
Bobby's the only one that cares bout shit
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1 Douchegeyser 2018-02-26
Get well soon Bobby, and by well, I mean not wildly fat and unhealthy.
1 Snake_____86 2018-02-26
He loves cake and macaroni more than his son.
1 brobrobrobro1234 2018-02-26
With the advent of keto, there's no reason to be obese in 2018. No longer a diet only for chicks and epileptics.
1 1qw1qw1 2018-02-26
The advent of staying away from carbs? Yeah, that's incredibly manly
1 dreadnaught2010 2018-02-26
Keto been around a 100 years you fucking fruit
1 Snake_____86 2018-02-26
Blobby's final resting place.
https://i.imgur.com/TWFosPG.jpg
1 d4n4n 2018-02-26
Maybe Vonn saved the suit they put on Patrice for the wake.
1 Snake_____86 2018-02-26
I don't think Blobby would look good in Purple.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-02-26
Especially when his face has the same color after the massive coronary
luv ya bobby
1 Spokker 2018-02-26
He has weekly angioplasty. His veins help supply grease for the majority of North Atlantic fast food joints.
1 Monster_Dong 2018-02-26
Bobby prepared for this. He's been stuffing his face with calzones and mallomars to like budda so god won't dummy to hell or the gym.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2018-02-26
Just had to save this fucktarded attempt at forming a sentence for everyone to see before you try to edit it
1 Monster_Dong 2018-02-26
I hope a fifth of vodka kills you on ur way home.
1 BergStonewall 2018-02-26
Rekt
1 CIAshill18081990 2018-02-26
That nigga doesn't have family
1 Kennigit 2018-02-26
Always upvote autism
1 Billyassman 2018-02-26
BLOBERT think about your last supper.
1 David_Tosk 2018-02-26
Bobby was a part of the Dr. Steve podcast once. Not in a good way. He had really bad pains somewhere in his abdomen. That's always a good sign.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-02-26
Pregnancy?
1 herpacin 2018-02-26
He was artificially inseminated by an all you can eat Chinese buffet.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-02-26
The father is a Water Buffaler?
1 TittyMtnhighway 2018-02-26
Where are...where you at?
1 Lish_fips89 2018-02-26
His colon was so full of old food, it had begun to take root and develop its own ecosystem.
1 LamarThePotato 2018-02-26
I hope he gets cancer, he's already bald no one will notice.
1 FrankieBianchi 2018-02-26
I dont think theres ne evidence linking obesity to heart attacks
1 nunyobisnez 2018-02-26
fuck you for spelling any like that
1 OpiesMammogramResult 2018-02-26
Water beds don't have hearts.
1 Toss__Pot 2018-02-26
I think he's on his fifth (& final) fat.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-02-26
He said he was on his forth like 12 years ago.
Who knows what number it is now.
1 jtormeyx 2018-02-26
Is he a drinker?
1 MonsteRain 2018-02-26
No but he picked up smoking cigars in the past couple years so that will definitely help.
1 AlchemyWizard 2018-02-26
Actually Bob Kelly is a tiny alien piloting a fat guy robotic body, like in Men In Black. Granted the tiny alien is also morbidly obese for his species.
1 KennethFresno 2018-02-26
It really annoys me how much more well known that unfunny "duuuuude weeed" faggot who cries over children's movies is than CQ. Kevin Smith is shite.
1 LilConner2005 2018-02-26
I think he's a nice man.
1 Psych555 2018-02-26
Colin directed how many blockbusters? Colin was on SNL 30 years ago. Get a grip on reality here.
1 KennethFresno 2018-02-26
That's the point, stupid.
1 Psych555 2018-02-26
Why does that annoy you? Colin isn't well known. So what?
1 BarnoldWHV 2018-02-26
"Colin was on SNL 30 years ago" Fuck you.
1 TittyMtnhighway 2018-02-26
I think he over estimated how many fats he had left
1 sickfuckinpuppies 2018-02-26
ill be sad if bobby dies. no joke here. just a straight fact.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-02-26
sad and yet strangely overdue
1 Psych555 2018-02-26
It's the cigarettes. Bobby has a much scarier future than cardiac arrest. He'll go the long, slow, semi-controlled diabetes way à la Rob Reiner.
1 ironicgalaxy 2018-02-26
the horror....the horror....the horror
1 DavidAlanQueer 2018-02-26
/u/theprrattlesnake
Show him this
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-02-26
A fat Irish guy dying an early death? Nah.
1 OperationPolybius 2018-02-26
Off the clock drag queen lookin nigga
1 yevyoyevyo 2018-02-26
Bobby's the only one that cares bout shit
1 Psych555 2018-02-26
Why does that annoy you? Colin isn't well known. So what?
1 1qw1qw1 2018-02-26
The advent of staying away from carbs? Yeah, that's incredibly manly
1 dreadnaught2010 2018-02-26
Keto been around a 100 years you fucking fruit
1 d4n4n 2018-02-26
Maybe Vonn saved the suit they put on Patrice for the wake.