TFW Colin and Kevin Smith have heart attacks in the same week

251  2018-02-26 by bajothehedgehog

45 comments

Get well soon Bobby, and by well, I mean not wildly fat and unhealthy.

He loves cake and macaroni more than his son.

With the advent of keto, there's no reason to be obese in 2018. No longer a diet only for chicks and epileptics.

The advent of staying away from carbs? Yeah, that's incredibly manly

Keto been around a 100 years you fucking fruit

Blobby's final resting place.

https://i.imgur.com/TWFosPG.jpg

Maybe Vonn saved the suit they put on Patrice for the wake.

I don't think Blobby would look good in Purple.

Especially when his face has the same color after the massive coronary

luv ya bobby

He has weekly angioplasty. His veins help supply grease for the majority of North Atlantic fast food joints.

Bobby prepared for this. He's been stuffing his face with calzones and mallomars to like budda so god won't dummy to hell or the gym.

Bobby prepared for this. He's been stuffing his face with calzones and mallomars to like budda so god won't dummy to hell or the gym.

Just had to save this fucktarded attempt at forming a sentence for everyone to see before you try to edit it

I hope a fifth of vodka kills you on ur way home.

Rekt

That nigga doesn't have family

Always upvote autism

BLOBERT think about your last supper.

Bobby was a part of the Dr. Steve podcast once. Not in a good way. He had really bad pains somewhere in his abdomen. That's always a good sign.

Pregnancy?

He was artificially inseminated by an all you can eat Chinese buffet.

The father is a Water Buffaler?

Where are...where you at?

His colon was so full of old food, it had begun to take root and develop its own ecosystem.

I hope he gets cancer, he's already bald no one will notice.

I dont think theres ne evidence linking obesity to heart attacks

fuck you for spelling any like that

Water beds don't have hearts.

I think he's on his fifth (& final) fat.

He said he was on his forth like 12 years ago.

Who knows what number it is now.

Is he a drinker?

No but he picked up smoking cigars in the past couple years so that will definitely help.

Actually Bob Kelly is a tiny alien piloting a fat guy robotic body, like in Men In Black. Granted the tiny alien is also morbidly obese for his species.

It really annoys me how much more well known that unfunny "duuuuude weeed" faggot who cries over children's movies is than CQ. Kevin Smith is shite.

I think he's a nice man.

Colin directed how many blockbusters? Colin was on SNL 30 years ago. Get a grip on reality here.

That's the point, stupid.

Why does that annoy you? Colin isn't well known. So what?

"Colin was on SNL 30 years ago" Fuck you.

I think he over estimated how many fats he had left

ill be sad if bobby dies. no joke here. just a straight fact.

sad and yet strangely overdue

It's the cigarettes. Bobby has a much scarier future than cardiac arrest. He'll go the long, slow, semi-controlled diabetes way à la Rob Reiner.

the horror....the horror....the horror

/u/theprrattlesnake

Show him this

A fat Irish guy dying an early death? Nah.

Off the clock drag queen lookin nigga

Bobby's the only one that cares bout shit

Why does that annoy you? Colin isn't well known. So what?

The advent of staying away from carbs? Yeah, that's incredibly manly

Keto been around a 100 years you fucking fruit

Maybe Vonn saved the suit they put on Patrice for the wake.