Opie's left hand on every pop up show since the first episode - NO WEDDING RING - divorce from Lynsi 100% verified. Also he has small hands (highly correlated with micropenis). Also his ring finger is the same length as his middle finger - studies have shown this means you're gay

202  2018-02-24 by justneedtologin

70 comments

I cannot fathom the horror of watching every one of Opie's popup shows.

its god awful but i like watching car accidents

i tried to watch one once. it was more like watching gay porn than a car accident. just painful, unnecessary and disgusting..

oh yeah i watch in 5 min increments till it finished so yeah kind of like gay porn

Remember dopie used to say he loves car trash TV shows or whatever

In that case, there is liveleak car crash compilations you could watch instead of Opie.

thank you for your autism

Opie Hughes is a real dingle fritz.

This guy spits venom.

Back down. He might come after you next.

He doesn't have a wedding ring, he has a tattoo, you fucking moron...

What the fuck do you not understand about "100% verified"

if he pulled a Stern...wait that would not surprise me at all

I thought when you get the ring tattooed it usually is around the whole finger, not just the top

The top of the finger is where the ink will last the longest. The palm side will fade very quickly. That's what's funny about idiots who do this, they have no idea how bad it's gonna look in like 3 months.

That's awesome, what a dummy

I love having people who know about various fields: tattoos, automobiles, wood flooring etc, to just chime in at random times and explain why Opie is fucking retarded.

Amish don't believe in wedding rings.

So he has a tattoo on the ring finger (only douchebags do that and Opie is, well...).

HOWEVER: He doesn't have a ring on his hand at all before the supposed tattoo photos. Why is that? One would imagine that he would wear the ring up until the point that he got the tattoo, OR wear both. Also: Can we confirm that it is in fact a tattoo? Has he said anything confirming it? Or is the tattoo truly a representation of an absent wedding ring, or does it say/mean something else?

It definitely is a tattoo, remember a show a while back where I think Vos noticed it and asked what it was and he said it was a tattoo because he doesn't like rings or some stupid shit

Ill. Howard Stern has a wedding ring tattoo. Did Opie copy him?

For 20 something years.

I'm not a douchebag. my hands got old man big and after 30 years, I decided to get it tattooed on instead. You're probably thinking of my douchebag son.

We ain’t thinking it, we know it

The video is mirrored when you do the selfie angle you fool

I un-mirrored all the mirrored ones. Don't ever fucking question me again.

Well then...

That list pic of Tits is fawkin brutal

This type of research both channels and displays this sub's level of very high credibility.

When we get things wrong, we apologize (Fez, Scott Shannon, Roland), but whenever we are proven right (over and over again), who is there to thank this community?

Our lawyer friend Malcom.

Watching Opie and Anthony lose everything is like gazing at the twin suns. It's beautiful.

And it will also destroy your retinas

they provided me years of entertainment...i actually would have preferred both of them to go on and be incredibly successful. However, both of them turned into jerkoffs. I would like to think at one point in time they were both decent guys.

I dismissed they were shitty human beings and this was all an act for far too long. They deserve every bit of personal humiliation and strife that finds them.

The autism of some people knows no bounds. Great work though.

Autistic is the new black gang!!! We all le autistic here yo!!!

good one opie

I could see the fucking idiot throwing up fake gang signs while saying that

You calling me black?

My ring finger is shorter than my middle finger, but it's inside a Philippino boy. Please advise.

Not gay.

Thank Christ. That means I can slap this kid around for putting gay thoughts in my head.

He has never worn the ring. Evidence here if you can pull your eyes away from his protruding nipples: https://youtu.be/XxFiEjYQKfI

Gregg Hughes looks disgusting--nipples protruding--in his gray shirt for Unmaksed. Very very disrespectful

Probably the first time in a long time I've listened to Opie and he isn't fucking hatable..

Erm, I think I'm a faggot guys

I raeally dont give a shit at this point.

And if your hand is bigger than your face, you have asthma

I don't like Opie but a lot of people don't wear the ring. Some people think it's overtight and uncomfortable. Some people think it's just a general nuisance. I wouldn't say this is proof they're divorcing.

Also Joe Cumia drinks child spit

have you ever noticed if he wore a ring all the time before this all ?? i could see him as the type that doesn't wear any jewelry except for his trademark Puka Shell necklace(s)

I dunno, I have small hands but a pretty big cock, my ring finger is not the same length as my middle finger and I'm a giant faggot.

he really has an old sea captain at the bar vibe there

Doesnt he have a tattoo instead of the ring? (something Stern did and I am sure Opie copied him)

I hope he pops up in the middle of a divorce court. He'd probably try to live stream some of it and Lynsi would just point to him and say to the judge "Look at what I have to deal with" and instantly get everything GH owns.

To play devil's advocate, I've been married way longer and gone years without wearing mine. Sometimes it didn't fit if the weather was too hot or I gained weight. Once I lost if for years and eventually bought a new one.

Alcoholism

Actually no. I have a plethora of disorders and conditions, but alcoholism isn't one of them.

Fatso?

Yes. But down about 100 lbs. Still some hard work to do.

nice work dude, keep it up

Good job man

Good job ya big fat pig.

No thanks

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Found the homo

edit: screenshot of the homo's deleted comment https://imgur.com/a/puhlQ

u/HermitPrime you're a big fat HOMO

Do you feel like redecorating your apartment?

Nope im heterosexual and my middle finger is longer

thats most people this guy is a fag for sure

Lol he deleted his comment what a queer

must be a brit with a micro penis

Hey! We prefer fun sized.

It's opposite on women, you muff diver.

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mutant! gay!

What the fuck do you not understand about "100% verified"

if he pulled a Stern...wait that would not surprise me at all

I thought when you get the ring tattooed it usually is around the whole finger, not just the top

Autistic is the new black gang!!! We all le autistic here yo!!!