I'm good at comedy: I'll get a fat girl lovin bacon ice cream! Genius, right?!! I'm Opie

These 2 were made for each other.

Careful. That bitch is scared of doors!

If she's hanging out with Opie she won't have to worry about any of them being open.

you know what i would say

We’re McFawkin, big deal

this is the level of female he can get now.