I like Bill Burr but he really does have to stop saying this. It’s as bad as Joe Cumia constantly reiterating the point that he’s not a pedophile on the People Court. Relax Bill no ones fucking wife has an unbelievable sense of humor.

I’m a fan too, so I give him the benefit of the doubt, but she’s so so not funny; if Nia was even passably “funny for a chick” it wouldn’t bother me, but she is literally anti-humorous.

Yea I don’t get it. I don’t know why he’s trying so hard to convince people she’s funny when she’s not & nobody cares either way because most married women aren’t known for being exceptionally hilarious.

He should have followed Bobby’s advice—stay away from women with a head shot.

Nia imagines that she’s “in the business” because her father was; she had a privileged upbringing and a useless humanities degree and doesn’t really want to work.

A few years ago she landed a “role” on a shitty Drew Barrymore Netflix show about zombie parents in the suburbs. She talked about it on the podcast like she was doing a season as Lady Macbeth 8 times a week at the RSC, but I saw the show and she was basically one step up from an extra, playing a prospective home buyer to Barrymore’s real estate agent, with one or two lines tops, and even at that, she stunk and didn’t look natural.

Yea it’s embarrassing to say the least but I don’t think it’s her fault necessarily that Bill constantly tries to elevate her comedic status & shoehorn her into every other conversation. One of my best friends growing up was a hilarious negative prick who was a pleasure to be around but once he found a girl he became her bitch & I’m not trying to stereotype but I’ve seen a similar pattern with other Irish men. I know that’s a broad statement that probably isn’t true & I don’t even think he’s a 100% Irish but I’m trying to understand his mentality here. I know culturally a lot of different European ethnicities let the women wear the pants & even after a century in America that hasn’t changed. I’m from the exact opposite culture of that.

Oh sure, it’s on Bill no doubt. He knew who he was marrying.

He plays up his sliver of ancestral Irishness on account of his hair color and pasty skin, but I think he’s mostly German and “other” European, and his parents are both multi generation midwesterners who moved to Boston for school and work. (Gingerness is endemic to the continent, but Ireland takes the brunt of their shit). That said, his attitude and this weakness to women is characteristically Irish in its beaten down resignation.

Just curious, when you say you’re the opposite, what do you mean? Latin American?

You're Damn right. Latinos don't let no pinche mujer wear the pants.

bullshit, behind closed doors latin bitches pull those pantalones up over their massive culos

Hey man have you seen some of this culo they got out there?

whats wrong with the culo we got?

it taste perty good

(Gingerness is endemic to the continent, but Ireland takes the brunt of their shit).

Scotland - most of the ginger Irish are fairly recent Scots immigrants, like Dave MacDonald who thinks he's Irish despite his red hair and Scottish surname.

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I’m mostly Italian & a little Spanish, more specific my grandparents on my dads side are off the boat from the middle of nowhere Calabria Italy & still barely speak English & my grandfather on my moms side is from Naples Italy & my Grandma is from Puerto Rico.

you aren't far off, women are succubitic cunts that drain the male life force via the evil vaginal canals

also most dudes don't want to believe this alarming fact, so they live a lie thats burns the candle from the other end

i prefer the company of my expensive sex dolls myself, they can take a punch

Buncha rosey little faygs..

You had me at DickSlit and everything after that has just been a bonus.

As an actual Irish and European person everything you said about Irish people and Europe was dumb and wrong. Could you name the "lot of European ethnicities that let the women wear the pants"?

Because there's thousands of years of women who want to tell you you're wrong

I’m really not trying to be insulting but it seems like a lot of western Europeans are like that, excluding the mediterranean countries. My 80 year old grandpa has repeatedly told me the stories of his adventures of leaving southern Italy just to make a living & he talks fondly of Frankford Germany and how the women were more like the men & the men more like women & the German girls loved to fuck but the men were too soft to react & this as in the 1950’s. I love the Irish & don’t consider them in the same category as Western Europeans because they are genuine, soulful & the funniest people I ever known but the men can be silly when it comes to pleasing thee ladies demands.

So you can't mention "lots of European ethnicities," just some old story your grandfather told you about having sex with German women in Frankfurt and how "soft" German men were in an obliterated post war nation that had generations of men diminished and dead from 2 world wars. Do you really not understand why that may have been your grandfather's experience at that point in time?

Never mind the fact that one man's experience in one city over a short period of time 60 years ago does not equal a vast blanket statement about gender relations across the most diverse continent in the world.

I assume you've never been to Europe. Why don't you defer to someone who has a lifetime of experience living here and is telling you that you're wrong, instead of doubling down with a statement you surely know you pulled out of your ass.

And if you're talking about Irish American men when you say Irish men are silly about pleasing women; they're not Irish, dude, they're American. And they're undoubtedly a mix of a while load of ethnicities, anyway

Look eurofag, you like sex with men, relax nobody here is judging you

First off, I know plenty of Irish guys & ladies who have only been in the US within the last 20-5 years. Secondly, I don’t give a fuck if it’s pre-war or post-war, real men never lose their balls. 3rd of all, I have been to Europe & I’m only second generation European-American. All I’m saying is the French, German, English & everything in between are soft. Oh yea, you are not the most diverse continent either no matter how hard you try & you guys should really stop trying because you don’t seem to be able to assimilate others into your cuck culture.

Haha, there it is, the full extent of your retardation, that was quick. "Real men never lose their balls," Jesus Christ, I can't believe that's something a real person said. So you think your grandfather's stories from 1950s Frankfurt are a reliable analysis of all German men, and by extension all European men, to this day? Do you have any idea how dumb that is?

It's even dumber than saying basically all Western European men are soft. That's hundreds of millions of men. You've never even been to those countries. There's bars in those countries where you'd get the shit kicked out of you for making eye contact with the wrong person, like there is everywhere.

So which continent is more diverse than Europe? You really are astonishingly stupid and aggressively ignorant.

I’d easily kick the shit outta of any of those pussies at any of those pubs and if i got overwhelmed I’d just shoot em dead son. I’m from the unhipster side Brooklyn, I enjoy violence…it soothes me.

You're like a caricature. There's no way a grown man would actually type that out and think it's not embarrassingly cringeworthy.

So there's no fight in any bar in Europe you'd lose? Not even in the bars near working class boxing gyms where some kids go pro and others go to prison? How would you have a gun in Europe?

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Alright, you seem to be having some sort of stroke so I'm just going to say get well soon, buddy, I'm glad I got to talk to the self-proclaimed greatest bar fighter of Europe, if he ever went there

A few years ago she landed a “role” on a shitty Drew Barrymore Netflix show about zombie parents in the suburbs

That show is apparently very big with women, it's on season 4 already

That makes me feel better about my decision to end the relationship I was in. I couldn’t see how they’d even tie up the first season, let alone make a multi-season show out of it, but, women.

It probably comes from her out of control fucking ego. She feels like she has to be a funny person too because she is married to one of the best comedians of the last 20 years. Keeping up with the jones's niggers can't help themselves. Ever see that 30 for 30 on broke basketball and football stars?

Bingo. She wrote something for XO Jane or one of those Jezebel spin off blogs before they got married about how problematic it was to be a kept woman which has been posted here before. It wasn’t well written or insightful, and read like a teenage girl’s journal entry, but zeroed in on how being kept, even by choice, diminished her, and by doing the dishes or housework, even if she had nothing else to do and her man was supporting her 100% financially, and well mind you in Bill and Nia’s case 7 years ago, would be a slight against feminism and equality and beneath her. It showed a true psychopathy and should have warned Bill off at the time above all else.

You missed more periods than Sue Lightning.

Never saw that 30 for 30 but I always get around to watching them eventually & now when I do watch it I will probably think about nothing else but Bill & Nia’s relationship.

She's not even a 0. She's a negative. She is going to fuck him so bad in the divorce. Bill, get a fucking 23andme kit so you can backdoor prove that the father of that child is not caucasian.

Someone showed a picture of the kid, and it's 100% a mulatto. Nia is darker than coal, and you can tell the kid is lightskin, so the dad is definitely, the question is if it's Bill's or not. I wouldn't put it past Nia to have acquired the sperm of some Nordic model and gotten herself pregnant, and at this point I wouldn't doubt that Bill would have willfully accepted such a proposal.

Too late. There's a legal presumption that the husband of the mother is the father. You have to get a DNA test lickety-split and take your wife to court in 30 days or you'll be paying a percentage of your income for the next 18 or 21 years, depending on the state.

Flush those condoms, my brothers.

Wait, am I to understand that, if someone marries a woman because he thinks he knocked her up, then finds out like 3-4 years later it's not his kid, he's still financially liable for it?

Well-settled law in every state in the nation, my man.

You wanna consider self-castration, google "child support for non-marital children." The stories will make you gay.

Your statement is somewhat confusing. Joe Cumia, with zero prompting and even less context stated unequivocally that he's "Definitely Not A Pedophile" on nationally, syndicated television. Why is that so hard for you people to accept?

sounds like an old bill burr bit

Isn’t it sad that Vos can’t even say that.

And nobody describes another person's sense of humor as "unbelievable" unless they're lying.

maybe behind closed doors, she is a super mysoginist and racist against minorities

i wouldn't believe it

What makes it so much worse is that he’s professional comedian & a pretty funny one at that. It’s the equivalent of when John Lennon praising Yoko Ono’s musical ability.

Which, ironically, Bill fixates on. He's gone off on her more than once. I remember once on the podcast him talking about the time John Lennon got to play with Chuck Berry and Yoko came in and fucked it all up. There's even a moment when you can see Chuck look over at her, obviously annoyed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4K07Kz7M8Q

I dont believe it either

Here's the thing, Bill isn't built for a long term relationship. CK is much the same and accepts his fate post-divorce. These two men are destined to cycle through a rolodex of younger women.

When Bill gets divorced, the raw irreverent comedy of old will return with full force.

Your breakdown of that wasn't accurate.

Bill and Louie don't have bad marriages because they're naturally "player" types who are meant to be with younger women, they have bad marriages because they're weak, timid beta men who women don't respect and they don't know how to be dominant in a relationship

If I was you I wouldn't bank on my ability to read people or human interactions

Who said anything about being a player, dipshit.

They're rich and famous and have terrible relationship skills. They'll attract young women and cycle through them because they can.

Idk about Louis. He's getting awfully fat

Each $1m takes off 20 pounds

Bill Burr is an emasculated white man who married a very ugly black woman because of his white guilt. This is what liberalism does, it destroys once great white men

Burr could obviously land a hot black chick w his cash and fame....he married a 4

a 4? You too generous, bro. She's a 4 for a black chick. Everyone else considered, and taking into account Bill's success, fame, money, she's a 2. Tops.

Did you forget the - in front of that 4?

I'm sure Nia lets him fuck other chicks, they just don't broadcast it like most insecure dudes

Your sense of humor seems to be as unbelievable as Nia’s is.

Looked like he was going for a serious point instead of trying to show off a sense of humor, the difference is pretty easy to notice

Boo!! His point sucks

i agree w it shrug

You really think it was white guilt that made Bull Burr get married & have a child with Nia? Wow

No I guess I was looking more at the first and last few words, kinda skipped the middle. Ur not wrong either

Yup. Theres no reason to be with ugly black chicks other than show off to your LA free minded friends

I don't dislike her because she's black, she's just a fucking asshole. Pretentious always got to be right cunt

😂😂… You really don’t know much about life do you? Honestly I have no problem with that, assuming you’re are under the age of 21 which hopefully you are. Otherwise you really don’t grasp reality…”show off to your LA free minded friends” that’s got to be satire or I genuinely feel sorry for you. You clearly never been to LA to think that’s how it works. Also just because you may have been brainwashed into following an ideology don’t think that everyone else is so easily swayed, especially a comic like Bill Burr who has had long career of speaking his mind but you think suddenly he got married to a black girl just for the sole purpose to impress Hollywood & had a child with her…all part of the liberal masterplan, right?

Nia is a fucking nigger. An unfunny, loud, ugly, smelly, she-boon.

N, I , Double G, E, R.

Let me guess this is u/BigOpie alt-account. Oh so clever 😘

Heads up young blood. For future reference, when you wanna call someone a nigger you don’t need to make a whole production of it. That “Double” thing in the middle was humiliating, just take my advice & say what you wanna say & don’t try to be a spokesman. You’ll thank me later_Sicboy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J35YHHXNuwg

Thanks nigger

A riot is the language of the unheard.

You’re a fag

Am I? 😱

Yes, you are. Sorry to be the second with the bad news.

I blame Patrice for this, if he was alive he would keep Burr in check and definitely SJW James Morton.

It happens with everybody and has been happening with Bill Burr for more than 8 years, they don't get smashed anymore, every moronic shit they say has no repercussions other than an applause.

tbh patrice is a bit of a cuck, he got fucked in the ass by von, was raising some other N's daughter, his friends and fans are still paying vons bill and trips

You aren't wrong, we would have seen Patrice turn like all the others if he had lived. Everyone wants to look at his with rose-colored glasses but he was as fragile as Opie when things got serious and he felt threatened in any way. He was only a few years away from embracing the mentality he would have needed to make it big, he just wasted too much time on petty feuds that got him nowhere until he let his body deteriorate and fail on him. Nothing special, sorry. If he had kept his demeanor and not been a bitch and lost his life at 41 maybe he would have been a legend, but he will always be relegated to fringe success because of his shortcomings, which nobody here acknowledges.

This is coming from an angry Patrice fan who only wanted him to survive to pontificate about all these assholes post O&A. I can only imagine the beating he would lay upon Jimmy these days.

As the official Patrice historian of this sub I can officially say you are right and wrong.

Patrice's funny was based on his viewpoints, he would never reach mainstream success with them. He could be the big black character actor, but that wasn't his goal in the business.

Thinking Patrice would have changed his whole person and "reinvented himself" like Jim anf every other ass in the O&A universe makes sense. But they revered him because they knew, and we know, he would have doubled down on his bullshit unlike 99% of comics.

Thats why Patrice rules. I can find the cracks in almost every other O&A personality, and while Patrice had flaws, he was pretty spiritually sound.

class dismissed

Yeah, I think the same. He was frustrated with his lack of success, but he was more satisfied that he could just himself all the time.

Only thing that's starting to suck about watching old videos of him is that for every hour of timeless/philosophical discussion there are three hours of him talking about Lady Gaga or some Patriots game everyone's forgotten about already. A lot of his O&A appearances are starting to feel pretty dated, and I for one blame Opie.

He had a funny take on anything he talked about so it didn't really matter. The daydreams and exotic animal parts was some of the funniest shit

Yeah, many outsiders to the O&A world were able to recognize that quality as well. I've talked to plenty of fans who discovered him on Tough Crowd or CC in general, even there he gave off the vibe that he couldn't and wouldn't be brought. Actually seemed like more of an inability to be bought than an unwillingness. I mean, he called out Obongo during peak Muh change gonna come administration, and fearlessly so after a certain point. Deep down how couldn't muster a fuck to give the mainstream.

You left out the part where he went to prison for partaking in the gang rape of a white 15 year old.

chu aint never ran train?

You guys are ridiculous. His shortcomings we're a result of the honesty. Chris rock didn't even really give a good reason why he didn't hire Patrice. He basically said Patrice didn't dance and convinced him to at least move his hips.

If you talking about Patrice being a swinger and letting von get fucked by another man. He clearly explained why, he could not make a fair argument to say no. He believed he couldn't say we'll fuck the girls, but not the guys.

naw patrice was on another level with relationships

he felt jealousy was a female trait, and worked to lose his ego

Patrice straight up advocated cuckholding

his friends and fans are still paying vons bill and trips

It's only his fault for dying

For having too many cakes, stop eating and start jogging

Patrice couldn't keep himself in check. He was a big, fat, crybaby who didn't have the self-control to put down processed food despite being very ill for many years. His single mother girlfriend would literally cuck him, even in death, and his fans ate this up and somehow spun this in their minds into Patrice's open relationship somehow worked out in his favor.

He is right, everything about niggers is funny

The dumbest thing is nia demonstrates all the traits of the exact type of "gold digging whores" woman he constantly trashes in his stand up and radio for like a decade

I love when he talks about all women doing insert really bitchy/emasculating behavior in a vague way as if we don't know he's clearly talking about his cunt rot ugly nigger wife.

Good news though because it sounds like the divorce is coming up...She's had the kid, she's jealous of him even looking at a woman at the mall, they already did couples therapy and Bill's career has peaked years ago.

Nia Burr beats Bill, that is a fact.

metoo

I gave up on Bill's show a while ago because of Nia and all the sports talk, but I'll always listen to him as a guest on other people's show. (Where it's more of a Bill on "8" instead of 11, it's like 2010 Bill Burr) Yeah every single time I hear him somewhere, he's gotta tout this awful Jay Mohr-esque "my wife is so funny" horse shit.

I have a feeling she's getting ready to transition into some kind of show or pitch or she's just busting his balls to make something happen for her entertainment-wise, since she's basically devoid of talent. She's got Billy laying the groundwork for her.

yup, she's trash and ruined his podcast for me

Just like most talentless women that desperately want to be entertainers; they’ll get themselves in any way they can. Usually by riding the coattails of more talented & successful men.

I actually used to enjoy Bonnie...but yeah, shes turned into a cunt too

Which pornstars have you boned?

I fucked Friday, one of my all time favorites.

Stop being a selfish faggot, and tell us already. I demand satisfaction. What porn stars have you banged?

I just fucking told you, "Friday." She's been on O&A and was on Porn Star Olympics on Howard Stern. I met her through Donkey Sausage. I went on a couple dates with Felicity Feline last year, but nothing happened. I really liked her, it was a bummer.

cool, man.

I gave up on Bill's show a while ago because of Nia and all the sports talk

That's my exact situation, too. It got to feeling like I was regularly tuning in to a dedicated sports podcast, and whenever he'd actually move on from it, he would derail the whole thing by bringing "the lovely Nia" on.

Fucking yuck.

That blue-gummed chicken bandit has sullied Burr's comedy forever.

Would someone with an "unbelievable sense of humor" act like a cunt almost every time she is on your podcast because she either doesn't agree, or just doesn't seem to get the point? I honestly think bill knows she is a cunt, but is like a delusional beaten wife that keeps finding excuses for their husband.

I was listening to bills podcast roughly 1 year ago and shut it off after bill talked about these things...

1) gave away his dog

2) sold his drumset because his wife said it was too big

3) was excited that, "my wife let me get a grill"

Never listened to that faggot again. Not to mention he would bring his stupid wife on to discuss relationship stuff.

Made him sell his truck too

That’s actually a perfect word to use when sidestepping. How are you today? Unbelievable. It means nothing. I have no clue how Bill was using it, but the word can be used correctly to bypass a meaningful exchange.

How did Kip from Napoleon Dynamite end up with a hotter black wife then Bill?

Angry comedian gets older, married, has kids... Gets political, turns SJW. Burr is just one of many.

Ol' Billy SimpCuck

NAWT FUNNY!

Also, NAWT WHITE!

Yeah. Unbelievably... BAD!

"I would have hired Artie. Honestly I would have. He can still turn it around."

I don't understand your problem here. Didn't Bill marry Chris Rock?

I wish she had an inoperably extensive tumor.

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Oh, I was wondering when this would start back up.

She is simply a practical comedian, evident in all the stuff she imposed on Bill.

🤓

It's called lying to placate an annoying savage raging twat that he has now realized he chained himself to for life.

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this guy's mouth was watering at the thought of decades of "insightful" bits he would have about race relations and fatherhood when he got married to her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J35YHHXNuwg

Stop being a selfish faggot, and tell us already. I demand satisfaction. What porn stars have you banged?

Thanks nigger