Coach von

4  2018-02-23 by Bams_seed

https://twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt/status/967117966167937025?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E2

Youre not a relationship expert. Im literally human garbage, if i were featured on the "guys we fucked" podcast it would have to be streamed from the video visitation center, but i bet you i could get a 300 lb man to tolerate my bullshit if i were so inclined

8 comments

14  Yaseetheo 2018-02-23

guys we fucked

I hate these cunts so much.

8  PhilipMarma 2018-02-23

Ah, the Dante Nero approach. She’ll be installing cable and dolling out deep wisdom like “fuck with yo man’s head—keep him on his toes, y’all” any day.

3  CrispinWafers 2018-02-23

I met Von deCarlo and she fucking sucks. I’d fuck her tits. But she still sucks.

6  Fezisasmellyhomo 2018-02-23

Careful. You might catch nigger.

3  SuicidalMadLibs 2018-02-23

I've never found Von interesting in the least. And that's including giving her the irrational benefit of the doubt by virtue of being involved with Patrice.

2  itsnotpiss 2018-02-23

Give your girlfriend jobs related to your act and push them onto audiences, before they inevitably believe they're talented and can make it on their own. At least Patrice had the good grace to drop dead as it happened to him.

1  Opesterino 2018-02-23

Coach Bam

1  enzo_trash 2018-02-23

Sluuuuuuut