"Extremely Poor" Opie only got a Dodge Aspen wagon to drive to school in

6  2018-02-23 by bhp5

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And so poor he wore the same pair of shoes for a WHOLE YEAR!

the Aspen was only made from 76-80, so that means Opie drove a new car to school every day, the horror

No, they're children of the 80's maaaaannnnn

Dont forget he took his lunch to school in an old concrete bag

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Not in this clip but when talking about how many siblings he had the number ranges from 4 to 5 to 6 to 7 all during the span of talking about his "crazy" mom.

Didn't the Opersons adopt or foster or something? I hate Opie but I think you might be doing him a disservice here.

We faaahhkin struggled brothaman. I had to eat pbj on the cheapest bread once.

Just think how fucked up he'd be if he had actually grown up poor and not upper-middle class.

I had a Dodge Aspen wagon too. It was actually awesome. Huge V8 engine, room for everyone, rear seats folded down so you could sleep/fuck back there. Slept way more than I fucked, but still.

But you don't get it guys, his parents were solidly middle class and he went to high school with a couple of rich kids, you'd never understand the burden that comes with not being the rich kid.

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