If you get married, pre-nup all the fucking way, and right before you get married put certain assets into the trust of other people so they technically own them.
I didn’t know that. I looked it up and it seems it only occurs in rare situations. Maybe if the husband forces the wife to quit her job or something and she lost a career advancement opportunity. It’s still dumb though. A signed contract should have to be honored.
I'd rather listen to his stand up than the stand up of anyone involved with OandA other than CK or Burr. And he seems like a genuinely good guy who is pretty funny on podcasts.
Honestly, I’m not very familiar with his work, but if you like Burr & CK & vouch for him maybe next he’s on podcast or tv I’ll give him a chance. I’ve always turned off whatever he was on because I assumed he was as annoying as the rest of those “Blue-Collar Comedy” comedians.
Ron white never made sense on the Blue collar tour. he was just a raunchy drunk and in no way a twangy redneck like the others. His last stand up was hilarious and he must have drank a whole 5th of scotch in the span of 50 minutes
Years back Dave Attell was headlining my local comedy club. Ron was in town playing a big theater, but stopped in after his show to make a surprise appearance towards the end of Attell’s late set. They shared the stage and it made for a really cool spontaneous night. Ron is more crass than the rest of the blue collar guys and he also had the foresight to bow out of the Blue Collar TV series.
I feel kinda like a douche pre-judging him like I’ve done because honestly any time I’ve briefly listened to him on tv or radio it went into one ear & out the other just because I automatically assumed he was just like those other dudes on the Blue-Collar comdey thing they had together. I listened to enough of the other guys to know I hate the redneck shtick, the aw-shucks routine, the play it safe as to not upset my uptight middle-America audience & I cant stand that shit but I’ve just looked at a few Ron White clips on YouTube & he does seem much different & better than I assumed. Maybe ive been way off about him.
Ron White's the shit. The way he talks about the Blue Collar guys, they seem fine too. Other than Ron I don't like their comedy but who gives a shit, the guy drinks, smokes, gambles, and doesn't give a fuck.
At first I thought that was the actor who played Shooter McGavin from Happy Gilmore and Tappy Tibbons on Requiem for a Dream. He's also a real bad lush. Two DWI's, I wanna say.
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1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-02-23
Fuck you, nigger. Nigger! NIGGER!!
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-02-23
50 years ago, bots like these would be hanging upside down with a fork up their ass
1 andycumiashow 2018-02-23
These words...
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-02-23
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1 enzo_trash 2018-02-23
but he doesnt know the territory!
1 LoloTheRogan 2018-02-23
But both shared the fact that a ugly cunt ex wife took them to the cleaners in the divorce
1 imcrapyall 2018-02-23
Last thing ive seen on it. Homeboy said it wasnt legal.
https://www.google.com/amp/amp.tmz.com/2017/09/26/ron-white-not-married-divorce-margo-rey-prenup
1 Psych555 2018-02-23
Burns the marriage license
What wedding? That was just a rehearsal dinner. Prove me wrong.
1 maloonigans 2018-02-23
that's a pretty baller move on Ron's part
1 Jungies 2018-02-23
Guy stuck with his wife through her cancer, pushed her album over and over on Twitter; then as soon as she healed up she wanted a divorce.
1 Xx9mmParabellumxX 2018-02-23
A lesson on women. They are cunts. Why anyone would get married in this day and age baffles me.
1 I-ruin-subreddits 2018-02-23
It goes both ways though. We can be cunts to. In this case though, I would have to agree that she is a cunt.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-02-23
George Lopez hilariously pranked his wife with a divorce after she donated a kidney to him
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-02-23
Thanks for the multiple points of view, Jimmy
1 tranthonycumiashow 2018-02-23
If you get married, pre-nup all the fucking way, and right before you get married put certain assets into the trust of other people so they technically own them.
2 link_nukem28 2018-02-23
Judges can throw prenups out. You are simply fucked if you sign any legal contract with a woman
1 I-ruin-subreddits 2018-02-23
I didn’t know that. I looked it up and it seems it only occurs in rare situations. Maybe if the husband forces the wife to quit her job or something and she lost a career advancement opportunity. It’s still dumb though. A signed contract should have to be honored.
1 Billyassman 2018-02-23
Judge's can be shot for shit like that.Just a thought.
1 tranthonycumiashow 2018-02-23
Eh, true. Women wonder why men don't want to get married and men just stare at them in disbelief.
1 aprosbro 2018-02-23
Did Ron white piss off Kelly Lebrock in Weird Science?
1 AirBuddDwyer 2018-02-23
Like the candy company???? HOW MANY PEOPLE ENJOY A GOOD STASH?????????
1 Sicboy69 2018-02-23
Do people like this guy for real? I thought only Jeff Foxworthy & Larry the Cable Faggot fans liked this nonsense.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-02-23
I'd rather listen to his stand up than the stand up of anyone involved with OandA other than CK or Burr. And he seems like a genuinely good guy who is pretty funny on podcasts.
1 Sicboy69 2018-02-23
Honestly, I’m not very familiar with his work, but if you like Burr & CK & vouch for him maybe next he’s on podcast or tv I’ll give him a chance. I’ve always turned off whatever he was on because I assumed he was as annoying as the rest of those “Blue-Collar Comedy” comedians.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-02-23
He's way different that Burr or CK. I mention them because in terms of ability as a comic, he blows guys like Jim, Bobby Vos, etc out of the water.
He isn't really like the other blue collar guys IMO.
1 ellasmitherson 2018-02-23
Ron White has always been the outlier in that group, he is not remotely corny.
1 Vibber 2018-02-23
Check out the Stanhope podcast he was on.
1 ballpitpredator 2018-02-23
Ron white never made sense on the Blue collar tour. he was just a raunchy drunk and in no way a twangy redneck like the others. His last stand up was hilarious and he must have drank a whole 5th of scotch in the span of 50 minutes
1 TravisBickle1990 2018-02-23
More than Patrice, DiPaolo or Attell?
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-02-23
Attell was an oversight, but more than Patrice or Dipaolo. Patrice kind of hovering around though, I guess.
1 DougmanWGodspeed 2018-02-23
Years back Dave Attell was headlining my local comedy club. Ron was in town playing a big theater, but stopped in after his show to make a surprise appearance towards the end of Attell’s late set. They shared the stage and it made for a really cool spontaneous night. Ron is more crass than the rest of the blue collar guys and he also had the foresight to bow out of the Blue Collar TV series.
1 Sicboy69 2018-02-23
I feel kinda like a douche pre-judging him like I’ve done because honestly any time I’ve briefly listened to him on tv or radio it went into one ear & out the other just because I automatically assumed he was just like those other dudes on the Blue-Collar comdey thing they had together. I listened to enough of the other guys to know I hate the redneck shtick, the aw-shucks routine, the play it safe as to not upset my uptight middle-America audience & I cant stand that shit but I’ve just looked at a few Ron White clips on YouTube & he does seem much different & better than I assumed. Maybe ive been way off about him.
1 LarryKleist711 2018-02-23
That's a lot of words, son.
1 greasyleprechaun 2018-02-23
Ron White's the shit. The way he talks about the Blue Collar guys, they seem fine too. Other than Ron I don't like their comedy but who gives a shit, the guy drinks, smokes, gambles, and doesn't give a fuck.
1 WaterFromTheWell 2018-02-23
At first I thought that was the actor who played Shooter McGavin from Happy Gilmore and Tappy Tibbons on Requiem for a Dream. He's also a real bad lush. Two DWI's, I wanna say.
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1 The-Lunger 2018-02-23
Are those really his teeth?
1 lespaul84 2018-02-23
no way
1 bluedhift 2018-02-23
Also smokes copious amounts of weed and is still more of a functioning adult than ant
2 Single_Action_Army 2018-02-23
When you think about it, it's just like, a plant, man...
1 throwawayoanda2017 2018-02-23
He had more manly things to do than Twitter.
1 Psych555 2018-02-23
https://youtu.be/xsavxiFPRdk?t=15m21s
Good recent bit.
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1 andycumiashow 2018-02-23
These words...
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-02-23
THEYCANTALKTHEYCANTALKTHEYCANTALKTHEYCANTALK
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-02-23
George Lopez hilariously pranked his wife with a divorce after she donated a kidney to him
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1 Single_Action_Army 2018-02-23
Thanks for the multiple points of view, Jimmy