I bet his mom is going to bring a nice eggplant parm casserole and a 6 pack of Coke to wash it all down. That hospital food is not fit for human consumption.
Wow. You obviously don't know anything about Artie... Chicken Parm and Hawaiian Punch. Chocolate Milk would have also scored you the points, but thanks for playing.
I'm thinking that he will not go to jail. He has a life altering medical event every time he blinks and would certainly have a reason to visit the med team in the prison hospital every day or a civilian hospital at least 2-3 times a week. I hope the judge decides to save the tax payers some money and let's nature take its course
He's got to make everything so fucking dramatic, it always has to fall into this "I'm such a train wreck" shtick. Half the country has high blood pressure, jackass, stop acting like everything is your junkie shit catching up with you.
Generally if it's a private hospital they can deny care / services as long as it's not an emergency.
Public hospitals are a different story... they have to treat you / render services no matter what, emergency or otherwise even if you can't immediately pay.
This reminds me of the time Artie called in sick to Howards show because he had a 6am Dr's appointment and they all called bullshit on him. Yea sure ya do Artie.
When his daily heroin supply was arriving late he didn't give half a damn about A&A, but when the doctor at the hospital tells him he's dying he begs and pleads for just two hours so he can fulfill his showbiz obligations. Sure Artie, that's real believable.
Excuses excuses. Oh you didn’t know you were in risk of a stroke? You needed a doctor to tell you you’re an unhealthy fuck who is probably likely to have a stroke, heart attack, or brain aneurysm at any second. Go and talk for 2hrs you fat bum. I can’t wait till you die.
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1 Bluesmoky 2018-02-22
Don't worry, Artie. We aren't worried at all.
1 Snake_____86 2018-02-22
Either stay clean, or just fucking die already fatso.
1 laurens_tits 2018-02-22
I mean I like Artie but what is he doing.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2018-02-22
I bet his mom is going to bring a nice eggplant parm casserole and a 6 pack of Coke to wash it all down. That hospital food is not fit for human consumption.
1 WestStarKinger666 2018-02-22
Wow. You obviously don't know anything about Artie... Chicken Parm and Hawaiian Punch. Chocolate Milk would have also scored you the points, but thanks for playing.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2018-02-22
Me: That's the bit! (Just kidding. Thankfully I know little about Artie short of his penchant for sprinkling coke on his cheeseburgers.)
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-02-22
I'm thinking that he will not go to jail. He has a life altering medical event every time he blinks and would certainly have a reason to visit the med team in the prison hospital every day or a civilian hospital at least 2-3 times a week. I hope the judge decides to save the tax payers some money and let's nature take its course
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-02-22
He's pretty much guaranteed a slap on the wrist unless it's a female judge.
1 johnnyroberts 2018-02-22
Fucking hell are junkies intolerable, enough of your shit...
1 Ant_Sucks 2018-02-22
So does this mean he won't be running in that marathon now?
1 FoetusCorruptus 2018-02-22
He's got to make everything so fucking dramatic, it always has to fall into this "I'm such a train wreck" shtick. Half the country has high blood pressure, jackass, stop acting like everything is your junkie shit catching up with you.
1 little-pete-ferguson 2018-02-22
I don't know, he seems like a real dark soul. Did you know his Dad died? Don't know if civilians like us could possibly understand
1 maloonigans 2018-02-22
it's a form of infantilism - he's a big baby that needs to be coddled
1 havingmadfun 2018-02-22
Since when do hospitals refuse to treat people? Fucking junkie liar.
1 NortheastPhilly 2018-02-22
Pretty sure its illegal to refuse treating someone even if they ask not to be treated
1 TARE_ME 2018-02-22
Generally if it's a private hospital they can deny care / services as long as it's not an emergency.
Public hospitals are a different story... they have to treat you / render services no matter what, emergency or otherwise even if you can't immediately pay.
1 MonsterSteve 2018-02-22
This reminds me of the time Artie called in sick to Howards show because he had a 6am Dr's appointment and they all called bullshit on him. Yea sure ya do Artie.
1 DrSvarheeny 2018-02-22
Hey Gar, it's Artie...
1 i_saw_nothing 2018-02-22
Oh he's scared of a stroke! Finally, the universe sends a little something his way to scare him straight.
Glad Artie is finally addressing this and is going to get it right, once and for all.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-02-22
Yep, the fat retard will take a few pills and everything will be dandy (shrug).
1 BergStonewall 2018-02-22
Brilliant move hiring him, Ant.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-02-22
When his daily heroin supply was arriving late he didn't give half a damn about A&A, but when the doctor at the hospital tells him he's dying he begs and pleads for just two hours so he can fulfill his showbiz obligations. Sure Artie, that's real believable.
1 Slothjew 2018-02-22
Excuses excuses. Oh you didn’t know you were in risk of a stroke? You needed a doctor to tell you you’re an unhealthy fuck who is probably likely to have a stroke, heart attack, or brain aneurysm at any second. Go and talk for 2hrs you fat bum. I can’t wait till you die.
1 Billyassman 2018-02-22
Bullshit junkie, ask Ronny B