First of all, Here’s the thing. My filthy parents waited until my late teens to get me circumcised. As a result, my pee hole was so small that the pee couldn’t come out. My dick became a Piss Balloon. Then, I peeled off my own foreskin in a bathtub. My wife named her son Eli.
1 2018-02-22 by tranthonyhughes
8 comments
1 opestersmammarydrip 2018-02-22
This fruit has a wife. I dont get how this happened.
1 Fightingrooster 2018-02-22
Retards love the zoo
1 tranthonyhughes 2018-02-22
You’re forgetting about the Piss Balloon Dick. Jew broads like that.
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2018-02-22
The name got out?
Meh. Its fine. Its not Leslie or Marion
1 tranthonyhughes 2018-02-22
Yes the name got out. It’s Edgar. Edgar Roberts.
1 Bibimbap4211 2018-02-22
The Black of Eli
1 ohmycawd 2018-02-22
unless you have a medical condition there's no need for circumcision in the developed world. (((they))) have taken over your health care.
1 tranthonyhughes 2018-02-22
Yeah but I’m glad I was circumcised as a baby so I don’t have a nasty cheese dick or a piss balloon.