Mock-up of the cover for Ant's new book

260  2018-02-22 by arrogantsquirrel

40 comments

NO, IT DOESN'T. IT ONLY STRIKES ONCE, FAM.

Sue Peters? More like Sue’s Peter or somethin’

Sue's fawkin peckah!

Wait wait wait...

what? what?

Ahhh fawking BITCH GOT A PECKAH

Cut that part out !!!

I never sucked Sue's pecka once or twice.

Sue everyone.

70s-90s were the last white decades of America. Sad

"It's tough man, I feel like we as a culture are ready for this kind of book, but at the same time I feel like we as a culture may not be ready for this kind of book. I don't know, man". - Jim Norton

"Oh I heard that's a fawkin good one, I'm gonna have to read that one... again" - Gregg "Opie" "Nigger" Hughes

"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q3O4lCKcuWc" - Patrice Oneal

" dolphin laugh wait Chip, Anthony wasn't in a transsexual romance novel, you idiot dolphin laugh" - Sam Robertson

Holy shit, that video got me.

Way to steal his bit

HA HA HA HA HOE LEEE SHIT, FAM.

"Oh I heard that's a fawkin good one, I'm gonna have to read that one... again" - Gregg "Opie" "Nigger" Hughes

what's that from again?

similar to when patrice said his favorite friday the 13th movie (or some horror franchise) was the third one, and opie was like, "YES!! YES!!!" and then patrice was like, "no wait it was the second."

i'm probably remembering that completely wrong but holy fuck opie reminds me of the embarrassing way i'd act when i was like 7 years old.

Any time they talked movies, that was Opie's answer.

He actually cancelled it out when they were talking about Steven Seagal movies. When talking about Under Siege, Opie says, "I gotta......" And leaves it at that. Faggot couldn't even finish his crutch before running out of steam on it.

It was the Batman movies. Patrice mistakenly says Batman Returns was the best while Opie enthusiastically agrees until Patrice corrects himself that he meant Batman Begins. Opie tries to recover by saying "I knew what you were trying to say!". What a fag.

You're right but they had talked many times in the past about how great the Christopher Nolan Batman movies were and they both knew he meant Batman Begins there.

My personal favourite example of Opie's obliviousness to movies was when Patrice and Ant were praising Midnight Run, Opie says "I gotta go see that one again" as if it's still in theaters 20 years later, while suggesting he's already seen it. and then he accepts a call during their conversation to talk about a show that Opie of course had seen, just so he could say "You guys gotta watch and then we can have a discussion about it".

"I'm a ghost nigga!"

(To the author in studio) "You know the problem with a lot of these books is that they don't really approach the issue. But you managed to do that very well. I know when I try to write I have a hard time approaching that issue. How do you handle that?"

-Jim Norton

People actually read that shit? Man, are women stupid.

Fuck this sub

is fucking awesome

this sub is consistently hilarious

it seems the worse the show(s) get the better it gets

it's real ying yangy

CHOMP!

she's an anne frank look a like

I bet Ant has “her” jizz in a bottle then laughs about how he caught lightning in a bottle.

That's actually pretty clever.

...and erotic.

Perhaps more than that

More like Lightning comes twice. LOL

She even has a choker to hide her Adams apple

I know you want compliments on this terrible photoshop, but it does need to be stated you invested all that time in the dot grain filter, but couldn't match the color of Ant's head to the rest of the thing? I mean, sure, he's a nigger, but that's no excuse you lazy cunt. Hit yourself in the face with a hammer six times for being a cunt. Thanks

Constructive criticism is always good.

I apologize for the low quality photoshops of a geriatric queer and a cosplaying ladyboy. I'll do better next time.

Good girl, fag.

Written by Sue Peters? Ant loves Sue's Peter.

"Be careful when Lightning strikes, it will split you in half."

Why do we bother this gal/guy. Isn't the suicide-rate statistics high enough?

Like this effort here /u/MaskedUploader?

?

Sure I like funny photoshops

Make this a side-bar picture, please.