Why I hate Bobo "Retard" Kurlan

15  2018-02-22 by ElFaporino

There are many. But mainly the way he thinks because he was a gag on the show the let on because what a tard he is was amusing (then later just because they felt sorry for him) he is somehow better than normal people.

Like on Twitter he acts like he's a somebody when literally anyone who has any average job, has seen a pussy and doesn't live with their mom has higher status in life than he does. Even one or two of those things puts you above Bobo.

Finally, the way he scams people and assumes other people are as stupid as he is so they won't realize how full of shit he is

25 comments

1  MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-02-22

Tell us how you really feel or somethin'.

2  ElFaporino 2018-02-22

I'm being honest alright!

1  MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-02-22

sounds like someone is loying.

1  ElFaporino 2018-02-22

I'm nawt loying you goys!

1  Slothjew 2018-02-22

The fact he thinks he’s famous is the best part.

1  killakamkam 2018-02-22

you know he has limited cognitive ability right?

1  TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-02-22

If I didn't know any better, I might begin to think that retarded people lack self awareness.

1  ElFaporino 2018-02-22

He goes about in Pity for himself!

1  PhilipMarma 2018-02-22

I blame his enablers more. I’ve met Bobo a handful of times when I used to live near him, and sat through a whole Mets game with him, and he’s truly “special” in the most condescending sense of that word.

1  PeeSoup3030 2018-02-22

Even thinking about that scenario makes me want to lay my head on some train tracks. You are obviously mentally strong

1  headonbot_ 2018-02-22

Apply directly to the forehead!

1  PhilipMarma 2018-02-22

Not that strong actually, it wasn’t the whole game—I fibbed and told him I had to leave in the 7th inning then just moved to a seat in the next section. But, i managed to pawn him off on the poor saps sitting beside us.

1  Arturo_Bandini_ 2018-02-22

Did he talk nonstop the entire game

1  PhilipMarma 2018-02-22

You know it. Lotta stats—he’s pretty focused on the Mets only during the game.

1  Bobjellycnt 2018-02-22

dude you gotta have more to say, an actual encounter with the infamous bobo in a social outing. i cant imagine anything but jaw dropping stupidness

1  fetusking 2018-02-22

Imagine being the guy who got scammed out of money by a retard.

1  MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-02-22

HAHAHA! What a story!

1  late_50s_why 2018-02-22

You mean half of this sub?

1  RacistPigeon 2018-02-22

You contributed to Jim, eh?

1  AnthonyCumio 2018-02-22

WE ALL KNOW HE IS A FUCKING RETARD.
GET WITH THE PROGRAM, FAM.

1  smelter250 2018-02-22

Can you please stop posting here?

1  SuperTrucker76 2018-02-22

The dudes fuckin retarded, do you expect cognitive, logical thoughts to come flyin out? He makes 7 cents a week, has a dick that looks like an old dog toy, and everyone fucks with him.. I have to give the tard a pass, he can't help it.

1  ohmycawd 2018-02-22

Even one or two of those things puts you above Bobo.

phew I'm glad you added that

1  Xboxkidz 2018-02-22

1 of the funniest things ever 2me happened on the chip chipperson podcast she. BOBO was on..When they showed bobo for 1st time,his name popped up below him &it said DANIEL "BOBO" Kerlin& under his name "Creator of 1of the most successful Ponzi Schemes in history" lol

1  smelter250 2018-02-22

I'm sure many of you have heard this, but Jimmy doing a mean Bobo impression is one of the funniest fuckin things ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh4kEwsQOlk

1  AppleFan79 2018-02-22

"You mess around with the bull, you get the hirns, awlroyt?"