So Sam’s sons name is Eli?

16  2018-02-21 by TexansAndMavericks

Listening to J&S’s Tuesday on demand, and Nicole came into the studio and said something along the lines of Eli wouldn’t have a good time at her child’s birthday party, and immediately Jim and Sam referred to him as “lil guy”. Good job Mashup Nicole!

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Yup. Much like his mentor, Sam Roberts choose an awful name for his wife's son.

Question: Did they delete the segment where Sam calls the storyteller he hired a pedophile? And Sam spent half an hour explaining why the storyteller is a pedophile, providing identifiable information about the guy and then playing a clip of the man he called a pedophile.

Is that still in the replay?

Uh, they talked about that, and then I think they played a “random” storyteller on YouTube.

So they deleted when they played the clip of Jonathan Kruk "Best Storyteller in the Hudson Valley" who Sam Roberts hired to play Eli's party and then told a national audience that Jonathan Kruk is a pedophile?

That does not sound familiar.

If they deleted the clip of Jonathan Kruk (man who played Sam's wife's son's birthday party on Saturday and Sam called a pedophile on Tuesday), did they also delete the part that Sam Roberts called the storyteller a pedophile multiple times and provided identifiable information including: purple outfit, pirate hat and masks he used for himself and the kids (which Sam said felt "like he was trying to do a kids version of Eyes Wide Shut.")?

I kinda heard this verbatim on demand. I don't think it was edited, and I kinda think they're too stupid to know how to edit it out even after all these years.

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Okay you faggot we get it.

IS HE RETARDED TOO?

Unknown since we do not know the identity of Eli's birth father.

For example: Given the fact that Bam is the birth father of both of Opie's wife's kids there was a high probability that at least one of the children would be retarded.

I'm sure Sam named him after Denzel Washington's character in Book of Eli.

That N-Lover

I figured Eli Roth. Maybe they just went all biblical and shit.

Sam’s married to a Jew. Eli is a Jew name

Sam is a nipple lover?.... Yikes

Nah, he's named after TNA World Heavyweight champion Eli Drake.

WELL IT SURE AIN'T NAMED AFTER ELI MANNING, FAM.

Yeah, Sam has slipped up and mentioned his name before.

I hope he grows up to become a greedy preacher and gets his skull bashed in by a crazed oil magnate.

I. DRINK. YOUR. MILKSHAKE!

I AM A FALSE PROPHET, GOD IS A SUPERSTITION!

Eli > Peyton

fawk yeah barry bonds or sumphin

Fawkin home run!

Fawkin 762 home runs.

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eLi rObErTs hAs a gOoD mAlE rOlEMoDeL

APPPRHHELLLL FAAHHHLLLLLSSSS

I hope that Jess runs away with a Jewish man when Eli turns 25.

So his kike wife cucked him into giving a Hebrew name. What a putz ....

Good for lil Edgar.

I. DRINK. YOUR. MILKSHAKE!