I prefer Nigger rich

You genuinely have to be insane to be a billionaire.

What a fucking waste. Shocker that it's a ((())).

Wants to invest in the future. Spends 40+ million dollars on a clock.

I hope it breaks in 9,500 years.

Elon Musk: let’s build an infrastructure that allows us to populate Mars and beyond.

Jeff Bezos: let’s build a giant fucking coo-coo clock.

Who the fuck wants to live on Mars?

Fine, you can stay in this chocolate hell hole.

You know the first ship they send over there is going to have more tokens than a movie awards ceremony.

Do you give a fuck?

Actually Bezos has a rocket ship company all the same

You only have "fuck you many" if you can get away with saying nigger or accusing Jews of starting wars.

One wrench could bring that fucker to a halt... oh I'd love to be the guy in 100 years that stops it wayyy short.