And you just know he bitched out in Times Square WAY more than he insinuated. There were no black guys, and he folded to the hooker like a daffodil while making high pitched noises. He went back to his room frightened, then when he couldn't get his father's disappointed face out of his mind he got even drunker and managed to work up some phony bravado which got him shitcanned.
I think there was never a hooker to begin with. Or if there was there was no violence. Made the whole thing up for the radio and just got caught in a lie.
Yeah I don't think it was ever a 100% fact of the story she was a hooker, but she was there at least, I'm not even saying he didn't exaggerate part of it but there was definitely a black lady he took a picture of that started something
Whatever happened, the best part was that lady never would’ve noticed him had he taken the extra 5 seconds to turn off the fake shutter sound on his digital camera.
I think it was some drunk black chick,or possibly an off duty stripper. Otherwise the posters here would have probably bumped into/tracked her down as a lot of oanda fans are from NY.
Actually, the best way to track her down would have been to ask our valiant detective Sandy Kane,.
Of course he did. There's never been a gang of black youts harassing him. Not in the Times Square incident and there never was an "Obama president NOWW!" incident, either. Anthony invents fantasies in his head to make him sound less like a noodle-armed homo.
Don't forget that it wasn't too long ago that Ant all in with Reddit and even did an AMA . When all the hate was solely focused on Opie he couldn't get enough of the shenanigans that go on here.
The second things turned on him even a little, he revealed himself to be the thin-skinned, hypocrite, little faggot that he is.
A point that really should be brought up more often. Who, pardon my language, in blazes, would have bought a Torpid Sloth shirt besides people from this pit of hatred? Gavin coined it but there's no way his fans would give a tiny shit about Opie. TACS fans, maybe a few, but largely the same as Gavin fans in that they just wouldn't care enough about O vs A drama to want to pay for and then wear a reference to it.
It wasn't even very funny, either. People just went nuts because Gavin was one of the first guys within that circle to openly mock Opie. So everybody was like "HAHA torpid sloth! HAHA I clapped I clapped when he said torpid sloth!"
It was a shitty throwaway line and the fact that they tried to make it into a "thing" is beyond pathetic.
"a lot of people would have this sub slammed shut in no time for "hate speech". You HAVE to know that's very possible in today's climate. Hmmm, maybe I will."
Formulates a plot to steal our modus operandi, fails miserably to execute.
Reddit doesn't give a shit about this sub attacking Anthony. There are no bad tactics, only bad targets, and Anthony is a good target. As long as he and Opie are the main topics of this subreddit, the liberals that run this joint don't care.
The other day I thought that if anything has expediated the wetness of Ant's brain, it's not booze but rather continual staring of social media screens to prey for young children.
Look at this IG story he posted to hype Artie's first show back after the recent rehab stint, what else could explain this? Shit my 14 year old niece would do once or twice than get bored with it: https://imgur.com/a/XFEes
Anthony, it's clear you're the big cat and this sub is a mouse you have by the tail, but please consider that if you shut it down, you'll be killing the only place where you generate any real hilarity anymore.
Anthony's fans were once willing to post pictures of uncircumcised back cocks on unsuspecting zoo crew's Facebook walls just because he wanted them to. Why does he think this behavior ends well for him?
The picture of Anthony's bathroom in the background is very different than the picture of Sue's bathroom in the background. Don't let the mirror reflection confuse you.
It wasn't even very funny, either. People just went nuts because Gavin was one of the first guys within that circle to openly mock Opie. So everybody was like "HAHA torpid sloth! HAHA I clapped I clapped when he said torpid sloth!"
It was a shitty throwaway line and the fact that they tried to make it into a "thing" is beyond pathetic.
55 comments
1 SwollenPeckas 2018-02-20
This idiot put a bounty on this sub, but he could get it shut down any time, huh? How's that working out, Tranpa?
1 BullsLawDan 2018-02-20
It doesn't affect his life.
This is where if I had more autism I'd link to a 40 page list of ways it has affected his life.
1 Snake_____86 2018-02-20
"I'm a public figure."
For all the wrong reasons. This Nigga acts like he's a statesmen or some shit.
1 sjeffiesjeff 2018-02-20
A statesmen?
1 ExcitingTour 2018-02-20
More like a moonfaceman
1 Snake_____86 2018-02-20
Touche.
1 BergStonewall 2018-02-20
A GOVERNOR!
1 TARE_ME 2018-02-20
It's some shit his lawyer told him. "Public figures" can be made fun of relentlessly, minus threats.
Meaning that back then he actually asked his lawyers, "How do I get rid of these people on the internet?"
THEM: "You can't."
1 insertclevereference 2018-02-20
meaning he's a paid clown that's there for the world to throw cream pies at and he has absolutely no recourse.
Hope 20 years of eating opies' shit was worth it.
Fame, ain't it a bitch?'
1 Yaseetheo 2018-02-20
And in the end who won Anthony?
1 Snake_____86 2018-02-20
His mother.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-02-20
It really is true. Her mind went before she saw her youngest son become a complete laughing stock and shunned from an entire industry.
1 saessea 2018-02-20
Mom and Dad never saw their son become a tranny loving faggot so they both win.
1 AntwansBobo 2018-02-20
We always win in the end ...
1 chrissurra 2018-02-20
The fact that hes a true keyboard warrior is hilarious. He showed who he really is during the Bennington "fight"
If anyone actually confronted this queeb he would act the way he did in Times Square and take a beating then cry about it on Twitter.
1 packitchofsositch 2018-02-20
And you just know he bitched out in Times Square WAY more than he insinuated. There were no black guys, and he folded to the hooker like a daffodil while making high pitched noises. He went back to his room frightened, then when he couldn't get his father's disappointed face out of his mind he got even drunker and managed to work up some phony bravado which got him shitcanned.
1 Chippahjim 2018-02-20
I think there was never a hooker to begin with. Or if there was there was no violence. Made the whole thing up for the radio and just got caught in a lie.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-02-20
there was a picture of her lol
1 WNEW 2018-02-20
there's no evidence of her being a hooker
1 packitchofsositch 2018-02-20
While never set in stone, she was walking alone at 3am dressed how she was dressed. 90% hooker or stripper.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-02-20
Yeah I don't think it was ever a 100% fact of the story she was a hooker, but she was there at least, I'm not even saying he didn't exaggerate part of it but there was definitely a black lady he took a picture of that started something
1 anonimescu 2018-02-20
It was definitely a dude in a dress.
1 DenseMan 2018-02-20
Whatever happened, the best part was that lady never would’ve noticed him had he taken the extra 5 seconds to turn off the fake shutter sound on his digital camera.
1 Snake_____86 2018-02-20
Making the typical Black female uppity face.
1 anonimescu 2018-02-20
I think it was some drunk black chick,or possibly an off duty stripper. Otherwise the posters here would have probably bumped into/tracked her down as a lot of oanda fans are from NY.
Actually, the best way to track her down would have been to ask our valiant detective Sandy Kane,.
1 Toss__Pot 2018-02-20
I did wonder if he created the gang of guys to make him sound less pussy.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-02-20
Of course he did. There's never been a gang of black youts harassing him. Not in the Times Square incident and there never was an "Obama president NOWW!" incident, either. Anthony invents fantasies in his head to make him sound less like a noodle-armed homo.
1 CowsAreCurious 2018-02-20
Wow, can't believe it's already been 2 years.
1 meanmug247 2018-02-20
Yeah time flies. Remember when there was a lovable fella named fez on the radio? That was two years ago too.
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-02-20
I'm so grateful that not all the Cumia cretins were able to pass on their genes.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-02-20
To be fair, if boy anus could produce offspring, he'd have a battalion of little dago children.
1 crookedmile 2018-02-20
I love how this faggot thinks he has any power. The fucking autists here will destroy him in a heartbeat
1 ImDyingOvaHere 2018-02-20
Don't forget that it wasn't too long ago that Ant all in with Reddit and even did an AMA . When all the hate was solely focused on Opie he couldn't get enough of the shenanigans that go on here.
The second things turned on him even a little, he revealed himself to be the thin-skinned, hypocrite, little faggot that he is.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-02-20
He even sold merchandise trashing his former partner. All fun and games when this sub was licking his ass, but now he has a bounty on us. Hypocrite.
1 packitchofsositch 2018-02-20
A point that really should be brought up more often. Who, pardon my language, in blazes, would have bought a Torpid Sloth shirt besides people from this pit of hatred? Gavin coined it but there's no way his fans would give a tiny shit about Opie. TACS fans, maybe a few, but largely the same as Gavin fans in that they just wouldn't care enough about O vs A drama to want to pay for and then wear a reference to it.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-02-20
It wasn't even very funny, either. People just went nuts because Gavin was one of the first guys within that circle to openly mock Opie. So everybody was like "HAHA torpid sloth! HAHA I clapped I clapped when he said torpid sloth!"
It was a shitty throwaway line and the fact that they tried to make it into a "thing" is beyond pathetic.
1 Dicisinya 2018-02-20
Somebody's getting under Ants skin. That Sue shit is getting to him. Do you think he can shut this sub down?
1 OpiesBreasts 2018-02-20
I think if he offered up a cash reward of something like $5,000 it could happen.
1 Dicisinya 2018-02-20
Now you just gave him ideas
1 OpiesBreasts 2018-02-20
He already tried it, that's where I got the 5,000 number from
https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumiaxyz/status/949916060995784705
https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/7ophkh/ants_offering_5k_to_anyone_who_can_shut_down_this/
1 Bams_seed 2018-02-20
"pure class" is selling merchandise commemorating your domestic violence arrest
1 packitchofsositch 2018-02-20
Formulates a plot to steal our modus operandi, fails miserably to execute.
1 Spokker 2018-02-20
Reddit doesn't give a shit about this sub attacking Anthony. There are no bad tactics, only bad targets, and Anthony is a good target. As long as he and Opie are the main topics of this subreddit, the liberals that run this joint don't care.
1 DryTeeth 2018-02-20
Why does a man, his age, use emojis?
He really is deeply rooted in that underage fetish.
Even on a social level, he behaves like fucking 15yr old. Result of constantly trying to fuck 15yr olds.
1 WaterFromTheWell 2018-02-20
The other day I thought that if anything has expediated the wetness of Ant's brain, it's not booze but rather continual staring of social media screens to prey for young children.
Look at this IG story he posted to hype Artie's first show back after the recent rehab stint, what else could explain this? Shit my 14 year old niece would do once or twice than get bored with it: https://imgur.com/a/XFEes
1 martigan99 2018-02-20
Forbidden love
1 jofreal 2018-02-20
Anthony, it's clear you're the big cat and this sub is a mouse you have by the tail, but please consider that if you shut it down, you'll be killing the only place where you generate any real hilarity anymore.
1 detroitjerkoff 2018-02-20
his mom's box (wooden box)
1 Awkawardsilence 2018-02-20
We learned it from YOU dad!
1 RBuddCumia 2018-02-20
"If loving Sue is wrong, I don't want to be right."
-Antwan "Tranny-Fucker" Cumia
1 thelittlewizardboy 2018-02-20
Anthony's fans were once willing to post pictures of uncircumcised back cocks on unsuspecting zoo crew's Facebook walls just because he wanted them to. Why does he think this behavior ends well for him?
1 cdisc 2018-02-20
The picture of Anthony's bathroom in the background is very different than the picture of Sue's bathroom in the background. Don't let the mirror reflection confuse you.
1 PudSuckley 2018-02-20
What about the picture of her on his couch playing with one of his guns?
1 grocery_man 2018-02-20
FUCK!
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-02-20
You just know that retarded north african had a paid meeting with an actual lawyer about shutting down this sub.
1 saessea 2018-02-20
Mom and Dad never saw their son become a tranny loving faggot so they both win.
1 WNEW 2018-02-20
there's no evidence of her being a hooker
1 Snake_____86 2018-02-20
Making the typical Black female uppity face.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-02-20
It wasn't even very funny, either. People just went nuts because Gavin was one of the first guys within that circle to openly mock Opie. So everybody was like "HAHA torpid sloth! HAHA I clapped I clapped when he said torpid sloth!"
It was a shitty throwaway line and the fact that they tried to make it into a "thing" is beyond pathetic.