You're double his age

57  2018-02-20 by hard_to_explain

23 comments

His lack of self-awareness is just beyond comprehension.

Knocking tin at 30 was a humble life. There was no Twitter back in those days.

Thank goodness for our elders.

Imagine getting married to an annoying bitch because you were tired of drunks swiveling on their stool calling you "kid".

This nigger was robbing his neighbors and smoking crack when he was 30.

So sick of his bullshit

lazy mexican rolling himself up in carpet and sleeping on the job

If only he had the mind blowing math skills of Gregg “Opie” Hughes he would know that someone born in 1989 could not be 30 years old in 2018. Sad.

Scars couldn't divide 10 billion by 1 million.

He's more focussed on dividing underage hymen's.

Boys don’t have hymen in their assholes.

the sequel to Clifford the Big Red Dog

ME: I was a rockstar at the fawkin math and science, could have been a doctor if I didn't do rudio ta be completely honest witcha. Could also shoot the lights out and could've have been all in with the NBA if I was taller

You left out a shit load of stuttering.

"what's a billion divided by a million!?" 35 minutes later...

60 year old who plays video games chimes in.

plays video games poorly*

So he has to search for his name, right?

Good eye. Makes him even more pathetic.

Funny shit will be when he stumbles down the stairs in a drunken stupor and dies, only for the police to find him four days later after Beavis has consumed part of his corpse and died from an alcohol soaked flesh overdose.

I'm 24 and even i feel too old for fucking twitter

At 29 Anthony got married to a girl he didn’t like that used to fuck his brother bc he “felt like everyone still saw him as a kid” so he married her to prove to them he wasn’t and now he has the balls to talk shit about what this guys doing at 30? Man I fucking hate that old scarred up hypocritical vampire

He's eskimo brothers with his brother

At least not sad enough to mask the sadness with booze, video games and short-term hollow "relationships". Maybe he must wait 10 more years.

Maybe in 30 years he'll be lucky enough to play Battlefield 1 in his living room with an ugly nerdy bitch.

Anthony is stalking M's Twitter lol