ME: I was a rockstar at the fawkin math and science, could have been a doctor if I didn't do rudio ta be completely honest witcha. Could also shoot the lights out and could've have been all in with the NBA if I was taller
Funny shit will be when he stumbles down the stairs in a drunken stupor and dies, only for the police to find him four days later after Beavis has consumed part of his corpse and died from an alcohol soaked flesh overdose.
At 29 Anthony got married to a girl he didn’t like that used to fuck his brother bc he “felt like everyone still saw him as a kid” so he married her to prove to them he wasn’t and now he has the balls to talk shit about what this guys doing at 30? Man I fucking hate that old scarred up hypocritical vampire
23 comments
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2018-02-20
His lack of self-awareness is just beyond comprehension.
1 brobrobrobro1234 2018-02-20
Knocking tin at 30 was a humble life. There was no Twitter back in those days.
Thank goodness for our elders.
1 Peckas1 2018-02-20
Imagine getting married to an annoying bitch because you were tired of drunks swiveling on their stool calling you "kid".
1 fawwkyeah 2018-02-20
This nigger was robbing his neighbors and smoking crack when he was 30.
So sick of his bullshit
1 blackirishlad 2018-02-20
lazy mexican rolling himself up in carpet and sleeping on the job
1 dumbshowreference 2018-02-20
If only he had the mind blowing math skills of Gregg “Opie” Hughes he would know that someone born in 1989 could not be 30 years old in 2018. Sad.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-02-20
Scars couldn't divide 10 billion by 1 million.
1 Randal_X 2018-02-20
He's more focussed on dividing underage hymen's.
1 NiggerWhoRapesOften 2018-02-20
Boys don’t have hymen in their assholes.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-02-20
the sequel to Clifford the Big Red Dog
1 Joe_Cumia 2018-02-20
ME: I was a rockstar at the fawkin math and science, could have been a doctor if I didn't do rudio ta be completely honest witcha. Could also shoot the lights out and could've have been all in with the NBA if I was taller
1 dumbshowreference 2018-02-20
You left out a shit load of stuttering.
1 TARE_ME 2018-02-20
"what's a billion divided by a million!?" 35 minutes later...
1 AsianAnalParty 2018-02-20
60 year old who plays video games chimes in.
1 Fightingrooster 2018-02-20
plays video games poorly*
1 SuicidalMadLibs 2018-02-20
So he has to search for his name, right?
1 Yaseetheo 2018-02-20
Good eye. Makes him even more pathetic.
1 tranthonycumiashow 2018-02-20
Funny shit will be when he stumbles down the stairs in a drunken stupor and dies, only for the police to find him four days later after Beavis has consumed part of his corpse and died from an alcohol soaked flesh overdose.
1 im_being_athaulted 2018-02-20
I'm 24 and even i feel too old for fucking twitter
1 Arturo_Bandini_ 2018-02-20
At 29 Anthony got married to a girl he didn’t like that used to fuck his brother bc he “felt like everyone still saw him as a kid” so he married her to prove to them he wasn’t and now he has the balls to talk shit about what this guys doing at 30? Man I fucking hate that old scarred up hypocritical vampire
1 hard_to_explain 2018-02-20
He's eskimo brothers with his brother
1 LamarThePotato 2018-02-20
At least not sad enough to mask the sadness with booze, video games and short-term hollow "relationships". Maybe he must wait 10 more years.
1 hard_to_explain 2018-02-20
Maybe in 30 years he'll be lucky enough to play Battlefield 1 in his living room with an ugly nerdy bitch.
1 Clamdilicus 2018-02-20
Anthony is stalking M's Twitter lol