Ive heard tales of a North African bloodsucker that feasts on cattle and prepubescent foreskin blood.

He couldn't enter the Sirius building without being invited first, his girlfriends always look like they've never been in sunlight, not to mention the biting. This could be a solid theory.

You could be on to something

Gonna have to disagree with you there, OP. One could almost see how a white girl would fall for Sammy Davis Jr.

Never seen the two of them in the same room before, come to think of it.

Count Drunkula