Im just glad we didn't lose him to fart failure

Oof

I love the news posting his tweets unaware that he writes satirically.

The man is a national treasure.

Which twink broke this mans heart? It better not be that Viking stud Princess Alena.

Do all the twink jokes come from Colin admitting to being half a fag when he was a teen on tough crowd?

Colin is a top. You think that monster settles for anything more dominant than scallop, Jimmy Norton?