Gonna stick a cigar up a chubby intern's pussy.

Attaboy.

Relaxing with some FBI crime stats broken down by race.

Im stuck on the jobsite, bro. Us working men dont get such holidays off. Grabbed my coffee thermos and hardhat like any other day. Godbless

I'm setting up these dry walls but you can tell Trump the only blue is around my collar pal

Exactly. The container of coffee was full today, I'll tell ya!!

WAS? Am i right? I burned through mine before first break!

Ah, what the heck do I know? I just get to work when the foreman tells me.

I was thinking about committing treason, and then having Marine One whisk me away to safety.

FIGHTING THAT RACIST DRUMPF ONE MEME AT A TIME!!!!!

Was gonna open a bank account, forgot it was President's day

Taking that as a sign to buy drugs instead

Be sure to make it to the garment district in time for your hit podacast