Only a complete asshole ends the line on "loins" with no thought for the next poor prick who has to make something clever enough to make this group laugh, oh, and it has to rhyme with "loins".
According to music theory genius Tranthknu Cunia, you are an idiot because the third line of the original song has more syllables. You are doing what is music theorists call “shoehorning”.
Do you get it? I’m mocking the fact that Anthony always try’s to give off the impression that he understands how music works and that he has musical talent himself when the only thing closely related to musical knowledge he has ever displayed is knowing when Todd Petengil added in extra syllables to his song parodies
20 comments
1 Themenwithnoname 2018-02-19
I'am here to stuff your ass again...
1 NorwayJimmy 2018-02-19
With semin softly seeping
1 deanthecleanmachine 2018-02-19
mustve dumped his seed while I was sleeping
1 NorwayJimmy 2018-02-19
And the lesions that are growing on my loins
1 jjoharanyc1 2018-02-19
Only a complete asshole ends the line on "loins" with no thought for the next poor prick who has to make something clever enough to make this group laugh, oh, and it has to rhyme with "loins".
Fuck you.
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-02-19
Groins?
1 jjoharanyc1 2018-02-19
Low hanging fruit. What else ya got?
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-02-19
I sat looking at an empty fucking comment box for ages, only to give up in despair.
1 Jungies 2018-02-19
What's wrong with "Still remoins"?
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-02-19
Groins? Something joins? I saw the soigns?
1 BelindaBlinkedThrice 2018-02-19
You know still to this day everytime I hear that song I have to sing it that way
1 NortheastPhilly 2018-02-19
In restless dreams I walked alone
1 yevyoyevyo 2018-02-19
Ooh cool! He knows the real lyrics
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2018-02-19
To the soup line Opie joins
1 Jungies 2018-02-19
Size of coins
1 juschippinyababe 2018-02-19
It's his viking cock my eyes have been peeping
1 sanhozay1 2018-02-19
According to music theory genius Tranthknu Cunia, you are an idiot because the third line of the original song has more syllables. You are doing what is music theorists call “shoehorning”.
Do you get it? I’m mocking the fact that Anthony always try’s to give off the impression that he understands how music works and that he has musical talent himself when the only thing closely related to musical knowledge he has ever displayed is knowing when Todd Petengil added in extra syllables to his song parodies
1 Themenwithnoname 2018-02-19
Joe Cumia has better responses.
1 EugeneGrimgold 2018-02-19
This whole comment section reads like a transcript of Cum Town
1 opieisterrible 2018-02-19
Is it?
1 RamonFrunkis 2018-02-19
No these are marginally clever. Different than Stav just using the word cock for every lyric.
1 Themenwithnoname 2018-02-19
Joe Cumia has better responses.