So Keith is speeding along on Merrick road in Massapequa - A road you really, REALLY shouldn't be doing that on - hits a guy, the guy and the local fire department take him to court because they got him dead to rights, and Keith wants the charges dropped because he doesn't want to face the music, especially since he was sergeant of his precinct at the time.
I think its time for Keith the Cop to get Opie levels of hate.
Somebody called him "Keith the Top" the other day, and between Ant's complete disavowal of Sue Lightning and their trips to Fire Island, I think it fits.
Keith the Top was responding to a fire started by a Vizio Soundbar and was attempting to launch his 7 year old out the windshield when interrupted by a biker
That whole thing is a goldmine. He cut off a motorcycle and was trying to skirt it by saying he was a volunteer fireman in performance of his duties. Except:
he was driving his Jeep and not an emergency vehicle
his 7 year old daughter was in the car
the fire district disputes his entire account
he provided no evidence or documentation that he was a volunteer fireman
he apparently fabricated the emergency call that he was responding to
some lady witness testified that he was entirely at fault
34 comments
1 JeremyACrosby 2018-02-18
Keith is a scumbag crooked cop.
1 vichenleyssister 2018-02-18
just think of the crimes hes covered for anthony
1 dormant_gorgeous 2018-02-18
pecka suckin' ain't a crime
1 VoodooLobstah 2018-02-18
It still falls under sodomy laws in some Southern states. God bless ol' Dixie.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-02-18
It is if they're 12
1 cbanks420lol 2018-02-18
Why can't these spaghetti niggers behave?
1 killakamkam 2018-02-18
what a scumbag way to try and get out of it
1 lemskroob 2018-02-18
Stolen Valor!
1 TangerineReam 2018-02-18
So Keith is speeding along on Merrick road in Massapequa - A road you really, REALLY shouldn't be doing that on - hits a guy, the guy and the local fire department take him to court because they got him dead to rights, and Keith wants the charges dropped because he doesn't want to face the music, especially since he was sergeant of his precinct at the time.
I think its time for Keith the Cop to get Opie levels of hate.
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-02-18
You know you're an irredeemable piece of shit when even Fred from Brooklyn is creating twitter alts to bash his only friend's enabler.
1 TangerineReam 2018-02-18
yes
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-02-18
Link, lyin ass nigga
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-02-18
HERE you go, you dick eating faggot.
1 FitLikeArtieLange 2018-02-18
I used to work at the Panara Bread on Merrick Road until I got doxxed and my boss fired me.
1 NorwayJimmy 2018-02-18
15 years ago! She’s a woman now ... let her be
1 Jungies 2018-02-18
Somebody called him "Keith the Top" the other day, and between Ant's complete disavowal of Sue Lightning and their trips to Fire Island, I think it fits.
1 edfromla 2018-02-18
I approve as well.
1 J-Bradley1 2018-02-18
The original Bad Lieutenant
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-02-18
"Show me how you suck a ladyboy's cock"
1 J-Bradley1 2018-02-18
"Show me wit cha' mouth"
"I did so many Bad Things!!"
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-02-18
That article had more random all caps than a brother Joe Facebook post.
1 senselessdegenerate 2018-02-18
sHeT uP. IT is A LEgAL dOcUmEnT
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-02-18
Not sure why I got downvoted, but...ok.
1 dreadnaught2010 2018-02-18
Keith the Top was responding to a fire started by a Vizio Soundbar and was attempting to launch his 7 year old out the windshield when interrupted by a biker
1 David_Tosk 2018-02-18
I like this direction.
1 FrankieBianchi 2018-02-18
That car he hit? Opie’s fathers
1 Cawdor 2018-02-18
SHWOOM!
LOST
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2018-02-18
That whole thing is a goldmine. He cut off a motorcycle and was trying to skirt it by saying he was a volunteer fireman in performance of his duties. Except:
he was driving his Jeep and not an emergency vehicle
his 7 year old daughter was in the car
the fire district disputes his entire account
he provided no evidence or documentation that he was a volunteer fireman
he apparently fabricated the emergency call that he was responding to
some lady witness testified that he was entirely at fault
Hilarious.
1 chippersan 2018-02-18
I dont get what he planned to do with his 7 year old in the backseat when he got to the firehouse to respond to the call?
1 edfromla 2018-02-18
Bring your daughter to work day.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-02-18
Pulled a Kuhn-style ejector maneuver.
1 Wolosocu 2018-02-18
Was the biker a member of a SAMCRO rival gang and possibly trying to take Keith out to send a signal to Joe Cumia? I'm just asking questions!
1 LordLegweak 2018-02-18
His seven year old daughter was in the car too. What a fucking loser.
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-02-18
"Gross negligence" is also a great way to sum up the entirety of his friendship with Anthony.
1 Peckahnator 2018-02-18
Screenshots pls
1 J-Bradley1 2018-02-18
"Show me wit cha' mouth"
"I did so many Bad Things!!"