Keith the Cuck is a terrible driver. Caused an accident in 2003

59  2018-02-18 by Chicken_Buttholes

34 comments

Keith is a scumbag crooked cop.

just think of the crimes hes covered for anthony

pecka suckin' ain't a crime

It still falls under sodomy laws in some Southern states. God bless ol' Dixie.

It is if they're 12

Why can't these spaghetti niggers behave?

what a scumbag way to try and get out of it

Stolen Valor!

So Keith is speeding along on Merrick road in Massapequa - A road you really, REALLY shouldn't be doing that on - hits a guy, the guy and the local fire department take him to court because they got him dead to rights, and Keith wants the charges dropped because he doesn't want to face the music, especially since he was sergeant of his precinct at the time.

I think its time for Keith the Cop to get Opie levels of hate.

You know you're an irredeemable piece of shit when even Fred from Brooklyn is creating twitter alts to bash his only friend's enabler.

yes

Link, lyin ass nigga

HERE you go, you dick eating faggot.

I used to work at the Panara Bread on Merrick Road until I got doxxed and my boss fired me.

15 years ago! She’s a woman now ... let her be

Somebody called him "Keith the Top" the other day, and between Ant's complete disavowal of Sue Lightning and their trips to Fire Island, I think it fits.

I approve as well.

The original Bad Lieutenant

"Show me how you suck a ladyboy's cock"

"Show me wit cha' mouth"

"I did so many Bad Things!!"

That article had more random all caps than a brother Joe Facebook post.

sHeT uP. IT is A LEgAL dOcUmEnT

Not sure why I got downvoted, but...ok.

Keith the Top was responding to a fire started by a Vizio Soundbar and was attempting to launch his 7 year old out the windshield when interrupted by a biker

I like this direction.

That car he hit? Opie’s fathers

SHWOOM!

LOST

That whole thing is a goldmine. He cut off a motorcycle and was trying to skirt it by saying he was a volunteer fireman in performance of his duties. Except:

  • he was driving his Jeep and not an emergency vehicle

  • his 7 year old daughter was in the car

  • the fire district disputes his entire account

  • he provided no evidence or documentation that he was a volunteer fireman

  • he apparently fabricated the emergency call that he was responding to

  • some lady witness testified that he was entirely at fault

Hilarious.

I dont get what he planned to do with his 7 year old in the backseat when he got to the firehouse to respond to the call?

Bring your daughter to work day.

Pulled a Kuhn-style ejector maneuver.

Was the biker a member of a SAMCRO rival gang and possibly trying to take Keith out to send a signal to Joe Cumia? I'm just asking questions!

His seven year old daughter was in the car too. What a fucking loser.

"Gross negligence" is also a great way to sum up the entirety of his friendship with Anthony.

Screenshots pls

"Show me wit cha' mouth"

"I did so many Bad Things!!"