Yah. It pisses me off!

Alpha better than a paux fas. Alright, listen to me

It never occured to him to lift weights, gain muscle mass and stop sucking cock.

He could do all of it. Fucking Matt Kroc transitioned.

I have friends who do this, define every guy as an alpha or beta. It’s a way to view the world in a high school cool guys/nerds way while still thinking you sound like a grown-up.

I think i it's just very self conscious men who don't understand their own masculinity

They better not be older than 22.

I want to bully Jim into a paypig situation

This is such an alpha male thread.

Pffft spoken like a true beta

Next to Jim and Sam, a soft shell crab is an alpha male.

The obsession with being "alpha" is a complete fucking joke anyway. There are men all over the map in political ideals, sexuality, muscle mass etc who take care of their shit. All this alpha and beta and cuck talk is for lost men trapped in a neurotic search for masculinity. Just theword "alpha" gives me the fuckin douche chills at this point

No shit. He claims he can't be bullied and will respond immediately but tucks his tail when some douche show up.

The alpha male garbage came to popularity with the pick up artist movement from ages ago. It’s one of the things from that community that still lingers now. Basically, you want to be an alpha, bro, cause they slay all the puss, maaan!

Yeah man never be yourself cuz women aren't people bro

Honestly, I get annoyed by anyone saying "alpha" or "beta" anything. I'm practically an angry old man at this rate and I'm only fuckin' 28.

Fire and legit are great though

Don't forget squad goals, on fleek, or bae.

28!? Try being 32!

1985?!?!

(or four)

Waddle doodle!

What do you call it?

...call what?

cringe or cringe-worthy

Thanks for asking. I'd say Norton's little "So your Mom was murdered" moment was rather cringe-worthy and douchechilling.

I mean what would you call such a phenomenomenon is you don't want to be a valley girl.

It's "cringe-worthy", or, if you were raised like we were, "douchechilling".

Gay.

I'm 28 too and I find it shameful to be grouped in with this "millennial" generation.

I've got no connection to this useless bunch of vacuous shit heads and I'll be glad when I go a bit balder so I can pass for the 45 year old that I feel like.

The recent insurgence of the obsession with alphas and betas is asinine and came out of nowhere bizarrely. There are things about it that are true but the strict terminology is weird

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Tired of the half hour long conversations about how bad everybody is at sex or how average their penis is or how disappointing they would be. We get it.