Weekly Free-For-All Thread: February 18, 2018
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Peckas
35 comments
1 NorwayJimmy 2018-02-18
Faggot
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-02-18
I bet nobody in the O&A universe has a firm handshake.
1 late_50s_why 2018-02-18
and gripping asshole mirite gang
1 Jungies 2018-02-18
Counterpoint: Jimmy edges eight hours a night, with what I imagine to be a very small-diameter penis.
2 SpeckofCoppah 2018-02-18
Vos once said Norton is "packing it".
1 Jungies 2018-02-18
How would Vos know? He's only seen two other dicks - his own, and Bonnie's.
2 SpeckofCoppah 2018-02-18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94xmW7UYljc
1 _youtubot_ 2018-02-18
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1 theRealOpieraqio 2018-02-18
You can overdo it imo. Like those people who read one of those "how to be a business leader" books and now think they're superslick for constantly touching your shoulder and repeating your first name.
1 enzo_trash 2018-02-18
touches [deleted]'s shoulder
1 yevyoyevyo 2018-02-18
We're all autistic. We work on it and develop the most firm, convincing, hollow, and meaningless handshakes ever known to man. Our soulless gaze will burn holes in your being while we fracture every bone in your fucking hand. We are autists. We are proud.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-02-18
handshakes are overrated
1 A-Greedy-Goldberg 2018-02-18
How many gallons of pudding does Amy Schumer equal?
1 ok_to_sink 2018-02-18
Two and a half.
1 Sueable 2018-02-18
I sent three messages to our moon faces pal he also blocked me and sent me a message I think I’ll return I hope you all join in on the fun. These were my messages to 🐜
Throw caution to the wind take Xanax and sing it’ll all be better tomorrow, beat up a woman cuz she had it comin oh no joe needs money to “borrow”, she’s only thirteen age don’t concern me sue fucked me and left with sorrow
Who is this? Amazon wish list. Two kisses? One for the boys one for the bitches. HGH injections? To beat up those with darker completions. Sue lighting? She won’t squeal when I get to biting.
Do a dance 💃 do a dance 💃. Stomp on their hands but you can’t stop 🐜 and his lovely romance. Where’s my gun where’s my gun? Girls with cocks have all the fun!
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1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-02-18
36 gallons. That's actually the answer.
1 anonimescu 2018-02-18
36 but she can eat 38
1 EdguhMellencamp 2018-02-18
I know they only brought you on so you could take the fall for the disastrously gay and unpopular weekly free-for-all threads, but you're still a fag Automod.
1 UnfunnyFaggott 2018-02-18
I sodomized a woman last night.
1 TriangleDimes 2018-02-18
Just another step on the road to homosexuality.
1 Chicken_Buttholes 2018-02-18
You promised you wouldn’t tell anyone
1 NortheastPhilly 2018-02-18
ass or mouth?
1 SpeckofCoppah 2018-02-18
Did she consent though ?
1 BigGreenYamo 2018-02-18
user reports:
1: Get a life, you pieces of shit
1 Jungies 2018-02-18
....wait, we can report threads telepathically now?
1 NortheastPhilly 2018-02-18
A Free-For-All huh? I'd like to join but I'm worried things might get too intense. Take it easy on me guys!
1 theRealOpieraqio 2018-02-18
Nice post, stupid.
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1 EugeneGrimgold 2018-02-18
sometimes i jerk off in my hand and taste it
1 SpeckofCoppah 2018-02-18
Does it taste different from your other partners ?
1 EugeneGrimgold 2018-02-18
yes.
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2018-02-18
This subs been infiltrated by a bunch of unfunny faggots that post 12 times a day.
it stinks, and I don't like it.
1 jofreal 2018-02-18
New Netflix sci-fi film “Mute” seems like it’s really shitty. Was hoping for more from the director of Moon and Source Code. Perhaps Warcraft and Mute are the true reflections of his talent.
Also saw the glowingly reviewed new film Annihilation earlier this evening. It has some cool and interesting shit at the very end, but I didn’t enjoy it much up until that point for anything other than ogling my favorite Hebrew of all time, Natalie P. Even though the film is intentionally vague and cryptic throughout to arouse mystery, about 75% of it is still presented in a way and includes certain things to make it accessible to shopping mall audiences, and only in that final home stretch does it cut loose with a confident, singular approach. Overall, a dull and uninvolving slog with stuff that’s been done far better elsewhere. A lot of the repartee between the chemistry-free ensemble of explorer chicks is really cringy and forced, too.