Why are 2 unfunny women on the bill for the patrice benefit?

24  2018-02-18 by NUGGETRY420

patrice is rolling in his piano box in his grave.

25 comments

Patrice couldn't roll over even when he was alive

Strangely enough the only thing that could roll him over was Bobo's dick

Unless you duct taped a Whopper to his back

jessica kirson

Her brother is zach braff? Says shes an actor. wtf is this cunt even doing there

Hopefully bombing in front of a huge sellout crowd

She doesnt suck. Attell and brennan vouch for her.

Way to keep the spirit alive, Billy.

diversity

How is that sexy gilf Madea not on the show?

I hate to give a serious answer, but I think there are a few reasons. A) after this many years, it’s becoming a tough sell for some of the good comics who knew Patrice to do it. B) it’s also becoming a tough sell for the ticket buying public. It’s a big venue, and they need to sell seats, and even for comedy shows, women in relationships are the ones making most of the social/night out plans, so having women, any women on the bill sells tickets even if the women don’t want to see the women comics—it gives them cover.

This is market based form of Affirmative action and it's all too common.

Did they bring back that screeching ape Leslie Jones? The whole thing is a fucking sham now.

It was always a fucking sham. That fat moon cricket couldnt be bothered to eat right so lets give his no talent fuck hole and his worthless mother a giant chunk of welfare every year. Get the fuck out of here.

Umm, sweetie. Women are funny too. Go back to basement, virgin. Kay, thanks, bye 👄👏🏻

Any guy who laughs at a womens joke is just trying to fuck her. You're fucking retarded if you think otherwise.

Look at his name. He's not being serious, you dopes.

100% serious.

You always need someone to masturbate in front of

Uh sweetie, it's current year. Get with the programme.

Its always current year, you dumb cunt.

Well I'm offended.

because Nia demanded them

bill burr is a fag

For you turds that actually went to these say in the past 2 years, how many seats at the venture are they? Nothing would make me happier than to see like a 200 seater only halfway filled for this annual scam.

Do the proceeds still go to Von and his family?