An A-list Junkie
32 2018-02-18 by Dormouse79
Here's a horseshit article about Artie's Very Special Episode (literally) of "Crashing" from NY Magazine, a publication that I used to enjoy. http://www.vulture.com/2018/02/judd-apatow-pete-holmes-crashing-artie-lange-drugs.html
Having watched Artie's shenanigans over the past year, I can say that I feel nothing but contempt for his addiction and attempts to make amends via Twitter ("You guys are just the bestest fans ever! I don't deserve this 89th chance at redemption! Judd/Ant/Howard/current meal ticket is just awesome, I don't deserve him, etc.)
Fuck off. His addictions are part of his identity at this point. What are we supposed to take away from a whole episode about him being a junkie? Empathy? Compassion? Articles like this just enable this garbage and I hate that he is given validation by mainstream media and his comic friends.
You're not deep or complex. You're a junkie.
9 comments
1 throwawawyy2 2018-02-18
He's tormented dude. Every heroin addict is a deeply twisted Kurt cobain esque artiste.
1 TossyMcSalad 2018-02-18
Why would a civilian understand the trials and tribulations these comics go through?
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-02-18
Comedians carry the burden of knowing how the world really works, maaaaan...
1 WiretapStudios 2018-02-18
He's C-list, if that.
1 Foddashow 2018-02-18
He admitted the other day that he's not going to be in season 3 because they all think he'll be in jail
1 AlvinItchyCock 2018-02-18
Artie isnt even on his dealer's A list
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2018-02-18
Artie has the compulsions of a literal bum.
1 Jani3D 2018-02-18
Not a mention of you know who and you know what.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-02-18
It's nice to see Artie's crippling heroin addiction finally paying off with some real TV roles. Opiates are really "in" right now, maybe everything's finally starting to go his way.