Dave did suck his dick dry in that interview, to be honest. You know there's something fishy about a guy claiming to be the king of something when he only appears on the ESD show.
But the joke always was that he's a shitty looking nerd with a mediocre life, yet he's the best in the world in a very pointless thing that even most people who have played that dumb game don't bother giving a fuck about. It's funny to like his myth.
Sure, there's a lot to hate in Billy, he was always a terrible person. That's the point. But to hate on Dave's enthusiasm and to think that it's merely out of fake soft balled inteviewing is dumb. It's a the ultimate nerd story, it's cute and it's cute to like. You either don't get that or you are super invested in that world of nonsense highscores like that YouTuber, which automatically makes you a ridiculous nerd.
If anything, Billy to be confirmed as a cheater makes the whole story even more intersting and Dave's fangasm more justified.
ESD is an unfunny pile of shit. He screams and puts things in his ass, you guys! Lookout - rebel coming through! That said, his trolling of Mitchell is pretty good.
People disagreed with me in 2011 when I said Opie wasn’t funny. And when I said from week 1 that Ant and Artie’s fake laughter and desk pounding was terrible. People disagreed with me when I said that Chip would get old quickly. Dave stinks. What about him is funny? The nonsensical yelling? The jokes that go nowhere? The drunken obsession with tits and how he did Dave wrong when Dave fucked himself and no one could help him? He’s terrible, annoying and unable to even find decent work - not even on terrestrial. He. Is. Awful.
I can't imagine not being able to see Dave is fucking with the guy, but I've listened to Dave since the Ron and Fez age. Dave had a show with Sam Roberts when they first started messing with this guy. I truly don't get the guy who made the video, really thinking Dave is kissing ass, it's impossible to be more sarcastic/mocking.
He's been harassing Billy Mitchell for about a decade now. He used to be on Special Delivery with Sam and Dave because Dave would drunkenly call his cell phone non stop until he agreed to call the show.
Dave reminds me of Sour Shoes from Howard; he's really good at one thing, and it was something that just sort of happened organically. Anything else you try to apply him in just doesnt work. He was good as a nutball guy on the staff on Ron & Fez. Nothing else he's ever done ever has made me feel like I need to invest any other time into him.
While this was going on Mikey Background was plowing the shit out of Dave's wife and Dave's parents were discussing how to ask him, at age 42, if he could finally get a real job so he could kick in some rent.
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1 NemoNobody_2092 2018-02-17
Dave did suck his dick dry in that interview, to be honest. You know there's something fishy about a guy claiming to be the king of something when he only appears on the ESD show.
1 Peckahnator 2018-02-17
But the joke always was that he's a shitty looking nerd with a mediocre life, yet he's the best in the world in a very pointless thing that even most people who have played that dumb game don't bother giving a fuck about. It's funny to like his myth.
Sure, there's a lot to hate in Billy, he was always a terrible person. That's the point. But to hate on Dave's enthusiasm and to think that it's merely out of fake soft balled inteviewing is dumb. It's a the ultimate nerd story, it's cute and it's cute to like. You either don't get that or you are super invested in that world of nonsense highscores like that YouTuber, which automatically makes you a ridiculous nerd.
If anything, Billy to be confirmed as a cheater makes the whole story even more intersting and Dave's fangasm more justified.
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-02-17
I think he's taking the piss out of Billy dude.
1 mcmck 2018-02-17
it seems like you would have to legit be on the spectrum to not understand this
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-02-17
ESD is an unfunny pile of shit. He screams and puts things in his ass, you guys! Lookout - rebel coming through! That said, his trolling of Mitchell is pretty good.
1 doch15 2018-02-17
I disagree.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-02-17
People disagreed with me in 2011 when I said Opie wasn’t funny. And when I said from week 1 that Ant and Artie’s fake laughter and desk pounding was terrible. People disagreed with me when I said that Chip would get old quickly. Dave stinks. What about him is funny? The nonsensical yelling? The jokes that go nowhere? The drunken obsession with tits and how he did Dave wrong when Dave fucked himself and no one could help him? He’s terrible, annoying and unable to even find decent work - not even on terrestrial. He. Is. Awful.
1 Dawgsie 2018-02-17
Self congratulatory Nostradamus posts are hideous.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-02-17
Oh yeah? You ARE.
1 johnny_pride 2018-02-17
Since when is ROCKING in the morning on 95.5 WRAT not a decent gig?
Dave is a likeable fuckup, unlike Artie.
1 doch15 2018-02-17
W.e dude that shits boring.
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-02-17
Did they? Fascinating. Not reading the rest of your essay, crescen.
1 whatisthishere 2018-02-17
I can't imagine not being able to see Dave is fucking with the guy, but I've listened to Dave since the Ron and Fez age. Dave had a show with Sam Roberts when they first started messing with this guy. I truly don't get the guy who made the video, really thinking Dave is kissing ass, it's impossible to be more sarcastic/mocking.
1 1475315963 2018-02-17
He's been harassing Billy Mitchell for about a decade now. He used to be on Special Delivery with Sam and Dave because Dave would drunkenly call his cell phone non stop until he agreed to call the show.
1 sindrone7 2018-02-17
Anyone who upvoted this is a literal retard. Dave was obviously doing it to feed Mitchell’s ego. Moron.
1 NemoNobody_2092 2018-02-17
No, he wasn't. Dave is an idiot and he was a big guest for his low rent show.
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-02-17
Dave is an idiot. You are a monumental boob.
1 ShetUp 2018-02-17
Hearing someone react to Dave like that is exactly why I love him so much.
1 brobrobrobro1234 2018-02-17
This controversy hopefully gives him a bump.
1 PaintedPicture 2018-02-17
320,000 views is more than the entirety of all CMedia videos.
1 Icon_Crash 2018-02-17
Do you blame him for hating ESD?
1 SavePoonerman 2018-02-17
If Dave got rid of that fucking absurd bullshit music element I might actually watch his show. I like Dave a lot and always have.
But the fucking CORNY ADD NOTHING casio keyboard players music and input ruins anything this show could be.
He also is better playing off someone rather than being the focus but hey.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-02-17
Dave reminds me of Sour Shoes from Howard; he's really good at one thing, and it was something that just sort of happened organically. Anything else you try to apply him in just doesnt work. He was good as a nutball guy on the staff on Ron & Fez. Nothing else he's ever done ever has made me feel like I need to invest any other time into him.
1 1475315963 2018-02-17
I actually really like the baseball organ nonsense. The singing is too much, but the little musical stings have always made me laugh
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2018-02-17
ESD still has a show?
1 loscrenshaw 2018-02-17
how does anyone like ESD
1 TacolasCage 2018-02-17
I stopped watching NYC Crime Report and ESDS because of that fucking retard being there every fuckin week
1 EastSideDan 2018-02-17
While this was going on Mikey Background was plowing the shit out of Dave's wife and Dave's parents were discussing how to ask him, at age 42, if he could finally get a real job so he could kick in some rent.
1 NemoNobody_2092 2018-02-17
No, he wasn't. Dave is an idiot and he was a big guest for his low rent show.