Does artie have early onset dementia, or has he always just repeated the same 5 jokes over and over again?
20 2018-02-17 by That70smoke
That is 100% a serious question, I listen to the AA show maybe once or twice a week and I hear him repeating the same jokes so I'm guessing anyone who listens knows what I'm talking about (example, "back in the mob days they had a guy named quack quack can you imagine if quack quack had a Twitter?" Here's his latest one he must fit into every show that involves moe from the Simpson's betting against the globetrotters "and he is climbing a ladder this is unbelievable" etc... I'm sure those that watch daily know much more of these "catch phrases" then I do (please share some if you do!) but you can see it makes Ant visibly uncomfortable when artie starts going into his jake lamotta dementia phase and saying the same shit again.
Edit: thought of another one of arties "greatest hits" the Kathy Griffin telling her life story while artie was taking a nap. He told that story so many days in a row that he was gaining up on dimagio's hit streak.
34 comments
1 Friend_of_Kramer 2018-02-17
The technical term is “Junkie Brain”
1 OpieMentoredSam 2018-02-17
He was never good. It’s always been the same shit with Artie.
1 PHDinSounding 2018-02-17
Hes always done it. I remember when 'jack and coke' came out i went ro see him after i already had the dvd. Same exact set word for word. Even stopped to drink at the same pauses
1 That70smoke 2018-02-17
Damn that's wild. Comedians usually wait till they are done touring material before they put it on video don't they? Or is that common to do.
1 LoloTheRogan 2018-02-17
Now it is. But Artie was never the Joe Rogan Louis CK type to put a Special about once a year and then throw away that material to start from scratch. Artie is more of story teller with recycled references and one liners. Drugs, Howard Stern, sports ,gambling, rehab ,Italian food
1 PHDinSounding 2018-02-17
Thats a big load
1 LoloTheRogan 2018-02-17
He ain't no jack lalane hehehehehe wheeze wheeze cough cough
1 TheElDan 2018-02-17
HOHOHOOOOLY SHIT!!!!
1 greygooser 2018-02-17
Goddamnit why has no one corrected him, it's Krusty that bets against the Globetrotters
1 That70smoke 2018-02-17
You should call into the show and tell him lol that would be hilarious.
1 greygooser 2018-02-17
Please don't mock me it's very hurtful
1 Lady_Dis_Liver 2018-02-17
He has Lady Di brain. "No, no, no, moozzarell steak gabagol
1 djblaze666 2018-02-17
I'll admit, I like the Toby Curtis needing a tight rope around the waist to prevent shit from tumbling out of his asshole because he was buttfucked so much by hollywood producers. I've started stating it to friends and even strangers as a known fact and one got back to me after doing "research" on the internet and said that rumors are out there.
1 Random1200 2018-02-17
Douche Guest:. "Can I play devil's advocate for a minute"? Artie: "Please tell me that is a video game on the second floor". He's quick and funny, can't deny the talent.
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2018-02-17
That was also a Simpsons joke years ago.
1 TayNez 2018-02-17
If he was actual sober and doing this, then perhaps. But he's zooted out of his mind on heroin everyday.
1 tranthonycumiashow 2018-02-17
He's been repeating the same jokes since he first started working with Stern.
1 AntsLoveChild 2018-02-17
What are you putting it on cheeseburgers?
1 evelkaneval 2018-02-17
He was diagnosed with hackinitis.
1 RealTonySchiavone 2018-02-17
I mean it's obviously from being high, but I'd actually chalk it up to mixing benzos with his opiates. That shit is a recipe for complete memory loss. I feel like he's done enough heroin at this point to be decently lucid even when half nodding.
1 LevStrauss 2018-02-17
1 zealot416 2018-02-17
Considering that he made the same jokes in Beer League back in 2006 that he does on AA, i'm going to say yes.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-02-17
He's just a fat lazy drug-addicted retard, that's all. Whatever "comedic gifts" he used to have were frittered away on heroin, liver disease and bloody snot. Now he sits there in an opiate haze all day, gleaning little bits of "comedy" from whatever he happens to catch on TV in between dope nods. Artie's the kind of guy who really needs to get the living shit kicked out of him, figuratively and or literally, just to wipe that obnoxious "lookit me I'm a hardcore dope fiend" look from his stupid face.
1 camaro69 2018-02-17
Basically he needs 5 years in prison.
1 JamesDossier 2018-02-17
“The Cowboys have a QB whose last name rhymes with homo”
“My Friend stole a kayak, then caught when he went back to steal the oars”
“Meth is a great drug...if you want to walk to St. Louis”
“Don Rickles insulted Norm in Dirty Work. Not his character but actually as Norm MacDonald”.
“Quincy Jones let me fly on his private jet. We got the wings, baby”.
“The Ash Wednesday story”
Bochetti took a shit in my hotel room with his apnea mask on. Looked like Darth Vader took a shit.'
1 placermutka 2018-02-17
So cringey. Hes bad now. Ant is on an island with him. Douchy.
1 camaro69 2018-02-17
I'm sure it's just being high with some brain damage. Actually Artie does pretty damn well considering. I'd be slobbering mumbling complete nonsense nodding off every few seconds in that state.
Does Artie drink and if not, was he ever an alcoholic? It's amazing these type of junkies can go on for decades but their organs aren't all that fucked up compared to alcoholics.
1 Wiggy_Bop 2018-02-17
Pretty sure he drinks, but yeah, as long as you can manage to squeeze out turd every couple of days, and use clean equipment, heroin does less damage to your body than alcohol.
1 alt213 2018-02-17
Opiates are definitely easier on the body than booze, assuming you don’t overdose. That said, I’m pretty sure Artie is a fairly heavy drinker, too, so it’s something of a moot point.
Still, I bet that fat junky lives to dance on all of our graves
1 Anarox 2018-02-17
I loved Artie on Stern, when the guy hits his notes he is the funniest guy in the room, but he's really in the shitter now.
1 Awgeewiz 2018-02-17
"Let me repeat that..."
"Walter Matthau"
Stuttering John impressions
1 AlvinItchyCock 2018-02-17
Its not early.. its right on time
1 Cancerous_cunt_408 2018-02-17
No, it's definitely dementia
1 theDiReW0lf 2018-02-17
This is why I unsubbed. He somehow was able to make an already awful show even worse.