The lack of a strong chin is a sign of inbreeding. That’s why all the men belonging to English royalty throughout the centuries have always lacked a string chin.
Bella gerant alii, tu felix Austria nube - Let others wage war, you, lucky Austria, marry
With that motto they got from being an insignificant Swiss noble family who inherited a tiny castle (the Habsburg) in the 11th century to the most powerful family in Europe, ruling over all of this, to eventually losing the Spanish line, the German war and thus leadership in the newly formed German nation, and ultimately everything after WWI.
No i have seen everyone except tonight. He was in a table scene at the cellar for a min. And the scene when he ditched burr and pete. If hr is recurring he does not get much screen time. He had a bigger role first season. They r probably writing him off. Since he will be in jail
He could get a chin implant. I don’t think it’s that expensive anymore. He might even be able to have insurance pay for it, I believe this level of chinlessness is considered a deformity.
46 comments
1 KennethFresno 2018-02-17
I do think Pete is pretty funny, killed it when I saw him opening for Burr or Louie years ago. Ugly as a mug though.
1 DerpalSherpa 2018-02-17
What’s funny is that he has the reputation of a handsome and clean cut guy. I just think he looks like an eternal mormon teenager. He is funny.
1 eastriverdriveII 2018-02-17
he is funny, I just don't like the whole ex-girlfriend and her boyfriend thing. Would like to see him just trying to riff with comedians.
1 Fezisasmellyhomo 2018-02-17
Who is this nigger?
1 ChippusMaximus 2018-02-17
Jewish cuckold clean comic. Has a tv show Crashing which is actually alright even though he's one ugly mug.
1 tags33 2018-02-17
Lol Pete Holmes Jewish? He has to be Scottish or Irish.
1 meanmug247 2018-02-17
They are all guilty until proven innocent.
1 BlackSterling 2018-02-17
Not Jewish. Not a clean comic. Kudos on getting one thing correct, he has a show called Crashing.
1 Sicboy69 2018-02-17
The lack of a strong chin is a sign of inbreeding. That’s why all the men belonging to English royalty throughout the centuries have always lacked a string chin.
1 loperetti 2018-02-17
I have a slight underbite, whats tha mean?
1 BlondeTittyHairs 2018-02-17
I figured the constant laughter at any joke with a punchline and the slits for eyes covered the whole inbreeding mystery.
1 d4n4n 2018-02-17
That's why the Habsburg family was superior.
Strong chins due to not even considering incest!
1 StanleyKubricksPenis 2018-02-17
Chad Hapsburg
1 Sicboy69 2018-02-17
I just spent the last hour reading about the Habsburg family, fascinating stuff. I knew nothing about them before your post.
1 d4n4n 2018-02-17
Bella gerant alii, tu felix Austria nube - Let others wage war, you, lucky Austria, marry
With that motto they got from being an insignificant Swiss noble family who inherited a tiny castle (the Habsburg) in the 11th century to the most powerful family in Europe, ruling over all of this, to eventually losing the Spanish line, the German war and thus leadership in the newly formed German nation, and ultimately everything after WWI.
1 Leofan7 2018-02-17
Good 'ol Charles II. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_II_of_Spain
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1 LamarThePotato 2018-02-17
Your theory has a fatal flaw: Lauren Kubera.
1 Yaseetheo 2018-02-17
JewishManScheming.jpg
1 PHDinSounding 2018-02-17
1 Titty_Boy_104 2018-02-17
His side profile has a disturbing resemblance to that mongoloid Sam Roberts.
1 ChippusMaximus 2018-02-17
He looks like the animator started erasing him then stopped.
1 Awkawardsilence 2018-02-17
Butthead's all grown up.
1 ohpizzawow 2018-02-17
Looks like butthead, poor lil mug
1 all_copacetic 2018-02-17
It was a teensy bit photoshopped. Here's the original along with some bullshit tale about how 'Crashing' saved Artie from his addiction.
1 Fightingrooster 2018-02-17
Oh damn thanks for the correction. I thought that nose looked extra hooked
1 Phkna1 2018-02-17
I am so glad Artie is finally sober and healthy. The didifference shows in his work on the AA show.
1 Phkna1 2018-02-17
I could not finish that shit article. It was a circle jerk of men calling each other brave.
1 68rouge 2018-02-17
Artie has been in the show a total of maybe 5 mins. Don't know why he promotes it some much on twitter
1 Dewall_Ledouxs_Belt 2018-02-17
You obviously haven’t seen more than 1 episode. He’s a recurring character
1 68rouge 2018-02-17
No i have seen everyone except tonight. He was in a table scene at the cellar for a min. And the scene when he ditched burr and pete. If hr is recurring he does not get much screen time. He had a bigger role first season. They r probably writing him off. Since he will be in jail
1 StutterinPrickYou 2018-02-17
This is the Brits JFK. 2 bleeding heart faggots
1 phza784 2018-02-17
Gay Alien Skull
1 clabberjabber 2018-02-17
Jesus, he looks like me. I am not a handsome man
1 Kurt_Love 2018-02-17
He is still David Beckham compared to Jim, Anthony, and Sam.
1 _snoop_ 2018-02-17
Lauren's nightmare
1 bonniesretardsister 2018-02-17
I believe they're ready to make the long rumored live action Beavis & Butthead. They have found their Butthead.
1 steezycheesefries 2018-02-17
It’s hideous.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-02-17
He looks like a gay fish
1 68rouge 2018-02-17
Real life Butthead
1 djblaze666 2018-02-17
They put a wig on a Progeria giant
1 TangerineReam 2018-02-17
Yeah, Pete Holmes is unfunny.
1 StutterinPrickYou 2018-02-17
The face of the Brittish
1 Wiggy_Bop 2018-02-17
He could get a chin implant. I don’t think it’s that expensive anymore. He might even be able to have insurance pay for it, I believe this level of chinlessness is considered a deformity.
1 Billyassman 2018-02-17
David Brenner's corpse.
1 SibHashian13 2018-02-17
Better chin than jimmy
1 downrodeo2112 2018-02-17
the vulture