Happy enough.

His bank account just got as bloated as she is.

The Pies That Bind

You mean “blind”.

tssss fawkin home run!

He's a soldier. God bless.

Nice bubbahs. That dude looks way older.

somebody just got himself a new restaurant. Think Carl knows him?

He's just thinking that if he keeps feeding her super fatty foods she'll eventually have a heart attack by 41 and all that Trainwreck money is his.

She's holding on hard so he can't run away.

She needs a burqa.

I was thinking pool cover.

looks like someone melted Paul Feig!!! (Sorry Pete Davidson I had to borrow that hilariously witty line)

He looks like hes "been given a few more precious months" on a prostate cancer treatment commercial

Yep... the body language of a happy groom.

way to marry in the tribe you cunt jew

I don't like them much either.

at least lena dunham got a hysterectomy and sarah silverman is barren

I don't think Amy will birth a few shotes and become a traditional housepig. That'd go against her feminist leanings.

Maybe the feminist thing was only a character, too

Why would she choose a see through dress. Big ass leg

On normal sized women it's not.

He has that 'get me the fuck outta here' face... When your arms are that flab wide there's not hiding that you're a farm animal.

It’s a crepe day for a wide wedding. It’s a nice day to eat agaaaaaaaaaain

Think he knows the cabbie story?

Wow, time hasn't been kind to Angus deayton

She gets black out drunk and says to him “ ok! Whatever... DAD”

I bet there's some hot copulation between those two.

Why is she exposing her breasts so much at her own wedding??

Classy Jew broad, right there.

Otherwise all the attention goes to her arm fat and face.

Ah yes, you're right!

She’s the only Jew not to sign a prenup because no man would marry her with one.

whatsup with this fat bitch, eat some salad and run fucking pig

He looks like he's being forced at gunpoint.

You know guys, Anthony Jeselnik really dodged a bullet.

Fat hog is probably pregnant.

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How much did she pay him to marry her? Bitches womb was all shriveled up

She's a famous liberal now, she'll just buy some black kids.

Her dress straps be indenting her fat like a tied up pork roast.

Plastic tie straps on heavy wet cardboard.

I think he's realising she really struggled to look like that for her wedding, it's all downhill from here

Ahh... The face of a man who just realized that sex is in tonight's affairs, and it's with a lady who described her pussy as smelling like a barnyard animal. Enjoy

She's a fat ugly pig. But that nigga ugly too.

HAHAHA He's hardly holding her hoof. They aren't even locking fingers which shows a lack of closeness. This fucker is at least 15 years older than her I bet. Nice dress, stupid. Looks like a piping nozzle with shit squeezing out. Stiff corpse posture with a fa la la la. Would rather be blowing the catering guy fa la la la. The things I do for political favours fa la la.

Look at those 24-inch pythons!!!

Sloppy big breasts. What a ham she is

She married her dad?

He's thinking "Why are Joe Dirt and Rachel from Friends at my wedding?"

I was thinking pool cover.

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