Schumes strikes me as the type that sees her Last Comic Standing/Cellar days as some sort of previous chapter that doesn't need dwelling on, and her Hollywood days as the "real story".
Pay homage to Colin by giving him a part in Trainwreck, but then go hang out with Jennifer Lawrence and Jake Gyllenhaal and pay absolutely no care to what Vos, Jimmy, or Keith are doing.
I was just about to say fuck Jimmy, too. Jimmy would do the exact same thing to “his friends” with ‘Hollywood fame.’ We don’t even need to speculate on Vos as he’d never make holohoax fame anyway. Jimmy has proven numerous times how full of shit he is and how obsessed with fame he is so it’s not a stretch to assume as much.
She had many of those guys on Inside Amy Schumer though. You can't have any of them in movies because they're horrible actors. Only Colin is half decent.
HANG ON HANG ON HANG ON. You mean the little worm who wants pictures with every celebrity would shun his friends to hang out with Hollywood "elites?" No way. That little Jim Norton is the paragon of integrity.
You sound like a girl that wants all the actors on her favorite show to be best buds in real life.
Did any of them ever talk about hanging out with Amy outside of a comedy club once? They are independent contractors that work in the same limited spaces and they shoot the shit before and after. If you got a better jib would you bring all your tolerable co-workers along with you?
What a fucking phony Hollywood whore, David spade and Larry probably looking at each other like "what the fuck are we doing here" while JLaw is counting down the hours she has to pretend to be this fat oinkers friend.
Aniston? Why would these people say yes to this shit
I mean genuinely, im sure there is a phony celebrity network m, that sends out invites via publicists of "events to be seen at" whereby everyone gets to pretend they are such intertwined Hollywood movers and shakers, get some free publicity, and free booze and food, which are in turn sponsoring the event to get their wine and catering brands free press.
Why? She has no acting talent she looks average for a non-moviestar and now she has even given up the whole american sweathearth thing she had going before and has turned into a cunt.
Do we know for sure none of our guys attended? I'd be shocked if the entire "Cellar Table" crowd didn't make the guest list. We can definitely say for certain that Anthony wasn't invited.
Even guys like Nick Mullen 100% defend this joke stealing pig because they really believe in the back of their heads she can still help them. This is the only reason any comic doesn’t smash her.
The only comic I can remember calling her out was Daniel Tosh but hopefully once she’s as done as a succulent piece of ham, everyone will finally trash her like she deserves.
One had a heart attack, one had a stroke, one is mentally disabled, and one dries up outside of topsoil. Do you really think these half dead misfits want to waste precious moments in a barn watching a pig oink through vows
(((@AmySchumer))) got married in a secret Malibu wedding! (((Larry David))), (((Jennifer Lawrence))), David Spade, Jennifer Aniston and (((Jake Gyllenhaal))) attended the comedian's nuptials.
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1 Yaseetheo 2018-02-15
What a cunt she is.
1 edfromla 2018-02-15
All women are fucking cunts.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-02-15
Including my mother and the Virgin Mary
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-02-15
Schumes strikes me as the type that sees her Last Comic Standing/Cellar days as some sort of previous chapter that doesn't need dwelling on, and her Hollywood days as the "real story".
Pay homage to Colin by giving him a part in Trainwreck, but then go hang out with Jennifer Lawrence and Jake Gyllenhaal and pay absolutely no care to what Vos, Jimmy, or Keith are doing.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-02-15
To be fair, fuck Jimmy.
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2018-02-15
I was just about to say fuck Jimmy, too. Jimmy would do the exact same thing to “his friends” with ‘Hollywood fame.’ We don’t even need to speculate on Vos as he’d never make holohoax fame anyway. Jimmy has proven numerous times how full of shit he is and how obsessed with fame he is so it’s not a stretch to assume as much.
1 Anarox 2018-02-15
Little Kev left everyone behind and never looked baxk
1 stinkypussay 2018-02-15
"Keith Robinson took little kev under his wing and he ripped it off and flew away with it" - Ben Bailey
1 Anarox 2018-02-15
Amazing roast, his whole set was insane
1 db111 2018-02-15
They never saw him coming and he put in a spectacular performance
1 sjeffiesjeff 2018-02-15
She had many of those guys on Inside Amy Schumer though. You can't have any of them in movies because they're horrible actors. Only Colin is half decent.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-02-15
And Bawby.
1 sjeffiesjeff 2018-02-15
Bobby is okay but not great. Trainwreck was a pretty big movie, I understand why she wouldn't want Bobby in it.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-02-15
You don't think Richard "Lenny, Bruce, I want my money!" Vos is an accomplished thespian?
1 ChippusMaximus 2018-02-15
Colin was really good playing himself and his Twitter persona in that new Adam Sandler movie.
1 -2017 2018-02-15
True, but he has heart AIDS now
1 Krambazzwod 2018-02-15
And dropping Vos is understandable. But Col...
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-02-15
Maybe not getting the invite caused his heart attack. That bitch almost took down CQ!
1 fatshamers 2018-02-15
HANG ON HANG ON HANG ON. You mean the little worm who wants pictures with every celebrity would shun his friends to hang out with Hollywood "elites?" No way. That little Jim Norton is the paragon of integrity.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2018-02-15
Bobby’s half second, whole screen cameo.
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-02-15
They originally shot his scene in imax
1 Fagghouli 2018-02-15
Nice fat-joke, stupid!
1 zersch 2018-02-15
I'd like to blame her, but I can't.
I'll just hate her for many other reasons.
1 TheElDan 2018-02-15
I broke da screen dude!
1 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2018-02-15
car crash
1 ClownFartExpress 2018-02-15
You sound like a girl that wants all the actors on her favorite show to be best buds in real life.
Did any of them ever talk about hanging out with Amy outside of a comedy club once? They are independent contractors that work in the same limited spaces and they shoot the shit before and after. If you got a better jib would you bring all your tolerable co-workers along with you?
1 Anarox 2018-02-15
What a fucking phony Hollywood whore, David spade and Larry probably looking at each other like "what the fuck are we doing here" while JLaw is counting down the hours she has to pretend to be this fat oinkers friend.
Aniston? Why would these people say yes to this shit
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-02-15
Chuck probably told them that attending this hog roast would get them out of any NY warrants up to an ag assault
1 Anarox 2018-02-15
This has to be it
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-02-15
Why is Jake Gyllenhall there?
1 jofreal 2018-02-15
Strictly for research purposes to prepare for his next role as a swine farmer.
1 ChippusMaximus 2018-02-15
I hope he's playing Robert Pickton.
1 Anarox 2018-02-15
She wanted an in? I have no fucking clue it's so bizarre. Probably shameless personal invites and they had to go
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-02-15
I mean genuinely, im sure there is a phony celebrity network m, that sends out invites via publicists of "events to be seen at" whereby everyone gets to pretend they are such intertwined Hollywood movers and shakers, get some free publicity, and free booze and food, which are in turn sponsoring the event to get their wine and catering brands free press.
The whole thing is phony, like fatamy.
1 Anarox 2018-02-15
Yeah but Larry David and spade? Like they would give a fuck. Chuck must be handing out tax breaks at the door
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-02-15
Im sure the promise of free drinks on a tuesday, plus free networking with Jennifer Lawrence and others would appeal if you had nothing else on.
1 Bub_123 2018-02-15
Apparently he introduced them to each other.
1 Osca_rg 2018-02-15
Jennifer Lawrence stinks and noone likes her
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-02-15
I like the way she stinks
1 Osca_rg 2018-02-15
Why? She has no acting talent she looks average for a non-moviestar and now she has even given up the whole american sweathearth thing she had going before and has turned into a cunt.
1 DickPunchOpie 2018-02-15
You guys got it all wrong, her character was friends with those people. Amy is friends with the elite.
1 Lokque 2018-02-15
She's really just their renewable source of pig blood for satanic rituals.
1 Cold-in-the-D 2018-02-15
That jew bitch didn't even invite Patrice.
Probably did it because he is black... racist cunt
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-02-15
I have news for you. You may want to sit for this... he was 14.
1 Cold-in-the-D 2018-02-15
He looked older then that on the radio, probably had a hard life that aged him prematurely.
Defiling Brazilian prostitutes with glass dildos takes its toll on a man.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-02-15
So does all that food
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-02-15
Here comes the bride... slovenly dressed and wide...
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-02-15
SHOEHORN MORE SYLLABLES, COCKSUCKAAAA!!!!!!
1 jofreal 2018-02-15
Do we know for sure none of our guys attended? I'd be shocked if the entire "Cellar Table" crowd didn't make the guest list. We can definitely say for certain that Anthony wasn't invited.
1 Anarox 2018-02-15
Kurt wasn't invited....
1 rbz90 2018-02-15
The wrote her vows.
1 Anarox 2018-02-15
Put in a little joke which she took out
1 stinkypussay 2018-02-15
Keith Robinson was there
1 ajax3006 2018-02-15
As a lawn jockey
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-02-15
Or a jam boy
1 Kurt_Love 2018-02-15
That's a direct motherfuck to Jim.
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2018-02-15
Good.... it’s needs to be impressed in that little worm that the only thing he is good for was being funny on the radio 10 years ago.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-02-15
Wtf is larry david do8ng there.
I thought he was a real ass dude. Guess not.
1 OGcumBoi 2018-02-15
It'll make sense when you seen a new episode Curb Your Enthusiasm about Larry going to a wedding where the piggy bride eats all the food
1 ChippusMaximus 2018-02-15
Never trust a jew. Any jew.
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2018-02-15
He’s a Hollywood Jew millionaire.....
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-02-15
lol it true
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2018-02-15
Of course she motherfucked her friends who helped her get where she is.
1 RacistCyberbully 2018-02-15
Even guys like Nick Mullen 100% defend this joke stealing pig because they really believe in the back of their heads she can still help them. This is the only reason any comic doesn’t smash her.
1 DamonTyler 2018-02-15
when did mullen/cumtown defend her?
1 RacistCyberbully 2018-02-15
When he was on Gavin’s show. I’ll link it later
1 dougfunny86 2018-02-15
I'm sure you will
1 goarlorde 2018-02-15
That was a long time ago tho, I'm sure he wouldn't defend her still
1 RacistCyberbully 2018-02-15
It was in 1967
1 cabaretcabaret 2018-02-15
Where's the clip dickhead
1 RacistCyberbully 2018-02-15
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mmjD-WGalVw
6 minutes in, faggot
1 cabaretcabaret 2018-02-15
Thanks buddy
1 Part_time_fluffer 2018-02-15
The only comic I can remember calling her out was Daniel Tosh but hopefully once she’s as done as a succulent piece of ham, everyone will finally trash her like she deserves.
1 WickedCurious 2018-02-15
Just saw pics from the wedding and Keith was there. It was a Tuesday, so I bet Jimmy wouldn’t go even if he were invited.
1 timallenonacid 2018-02-15
One had a heart attack, one had a stroke, one is mentally disabled, and one dries up outside of topsoil. Do you really think these half dead misfits want to waste precious moments in a barn watching a pig oink through vows
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-02-15
She has all 4 of those traits
1 db111 2018-02-15
David Spade is the funniest inclusion on this list
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-02-15
Honestly, cutting Jim out of Trainwreck was probably the most generous thing Schumer has done.
1 3aTroop 2018-02-15
Is this what gave Colin his heart attack?
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-02-15
This combined with his frail camel body
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-02-15
ant will unfollow her from twitter after this
1 LamarThePotato 2018-02-15
.. if he had a spine.
1 realister 2018-02-15
Someone check if there is food left in Malibu after Amy.
1 Nah_Ming 2018-02-15
(((@AmySchumer))) got married in a secret Malibu wedding! (((Larry David))), (((Jennifer Lawrence))), David Spade, Jennifer Aniston and (((Jake Gyllenhaal))) attended the comedian's nuptials.
1 DennisFalconePiss 2018-02-15
Larry David attended this pig cunts wedding? I just lost a little respect for him.
1 fish_flower 2018-02-15
To be fair, can you imagine Jim Norton at that wedding. Just going around asking for pictures with people and not eating the cake?
1 lifeobenreilly 2018-02-15
"RUM CAKE!? You buncha monsters, you know I'm a recovering addict!"
1 cabaretcabaret 2018-02-15
Do you think Larry David wanted to go?
1 Anarox 2018-02-15
Kurt wasn't invited....
1 stinkypussay 2018-02-15
Keith Robinson was there
1 db111 2018-02-15
They never saw him coming and he put in a spectacular performance
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-02-15
Or a jam boy