..... the insinuation being that her ass is actually large enough to host a mole of that size..... He knows better than to make a remark like that while I'm around.
The going downstairs to pay the pizza boy dressed in a wife beater hair
He's probably one of those molecular cuisine art chef faggoys who spends ten hours making half a morsel of tiger taint infused with Madagascar coffee beans that have been collected from the faeces of the rare civette monkey. Now he has to cook for a party of ten hungry yenta's everyday
This is one of those game of thrones marriages, where the point is really just about social power and the guy hates the dolt he's with, but sucks it up for the good of the family lineage.
73 comments
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2018-02-15
listen to the thunder
or in this case, tremors
1 Yaseetheo 2018-02-15
That'll do pig
1 HudsonHughesrealDad 2018-02-15
Do you take this swine to be your lawfully wedded wife?
1 Bluesmoky 2018-02-15
It took him weeks to find a jewler who could fit a ring for a hoof
1 lemskroob 2018-02-15
Sauron couldn't forge such a ring.
1 brobrobrobro1234 2018-02-15
He's thinking about that divorce settlement.
Equal rights and such.
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2018-02-15
She wouldn’t even want his money, just his pantry.
1 3stepsbackward 2018-02-15
The face of a guy knowing he'll have to carry that load over the threshold later that night.
1 Dannyprecise 2018-02-15
I’m sure he PrEPped by doing squats 8 years leading up to that moment
1 BabyJamesGomez 2018-02-15
That won't prevent his spine from shattering like a piece of candy glass.
1 FrankieBianchi 2018-02-15
Don’t women usually lose weight for their wedding day?
1 chickenfan1 2018-02-15
want pancakes
1 McGowan9 2018-02-15
"Oh shit, this is really happening and it's too late to stop it."
1 ChippySez 2018-02-15
She carries her fat awfully.
1 Buttpudding 2018-02-15
I want to bite that stay puft marshmallow underchin
1 culturenurse 2018-02-15
I.e. everywhere
1 Soriano33alfonso 2018-02-15
That’s the face of a man who is going to do a lot of cooking, and that’s the chin of a woman who is going to do a lot of eating.
1 Peckahnator 2018-02-15
"Fondue"
1 VitruvianJay 2018-02-15
Vurry good
1 Kenny_Powers182 2018-02-15
I go to the gym 5 days a week and cant get arms like that. What am i doing wrong?
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2018-02-15
You're going to the gym
1 Kenny_Powers182 2018-02-15
Ah thats gotta be it but when do i steal the jokes?
1 McGowan9 2018-02-15
Probably nothing. Regularly working out usually prevents fat, muscle free arms. Are you saying you have scrawny arms?
1 Kenny_Powers182 2018-02-15
Its called a joke, this be the last sub i would go to for exercise advice. Also why would i want fat flabby arms.
1 McGowan9 2018-02-15
I suspected as much but your lack of anything funny made me wonder if you were actually being serious.
1 Kenny_Powers182 2018-02-15
Quick call him unfunny cause im the retard that took an obvious joke seriously on a sub of trolls.
1 McGowan9 2018-02-15
I was retarded to take it seriously, granted. But it wasn't an obvious, or at least funny, joke.
Seriously though, dawg. You want some tips to get shredded? Hit me up. It's 80% diet - teaser.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-02-15
How can I get ripped with one, weird trick?
1 pool-is-closed 2018-02-15
You should have known it was a joke when someone on this sub said they went to a gym.
1 UpperclassmanKuno 2018-02-15
You can't just go to the gym. You gotta start eating batter!
1 David_Tosk 2018-02-15
Women tend to gain a lot of weight after getting hitched
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-02-15
All this time she has been secretly married to at least 10 different men simultaneously.
1 Sicboy69 2018-02-15
Face of a man who just sold his soul for the perks of celebrity & money, just realizing that he is now obligated to have regular sex with her.
1 dammitjenkins20cars 2018-02-15
Ha!
1 Rainbowuser13 2018-02-15
He looks like he just got a cancer diagnosis at the doctor.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-02-15
He's about to gain a 300 pound tumor
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-02-15
I heard Amy Schumer had a 95-pound mole removed from her ass.
1 DeclanGunn 2018-02-15
..... the insinuation being that her ass is actually large enough to host a mole of that size..... He knows better than to make a remark like that while I'm around.
1 SibHashian13 2018-02-15
That wedding dress really brings out her double chin. Ugh what a disgusting fatso.
1 buryonedeep 2018-02-15
Time to consummate the marriage https://goo.gl/jMBbif
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-02-15
He needed the money OH!
1 KangolVos 2018-02-15
Agoosh!
1 zenicaone 2018-02-15
Looks at his agent: "I mean, explain me again, how does this help my career?"
1 AlvinItchyCock 2018-02-15
He has been searching his whole life for tge elusive, succulent cunt pig.
1 LawDogSavy 2018-02-15
Guys i think we can all agree, when she has a baby she'll easily lose the pregnancy weight.
1 RacistCyberbully 2018-02-15
Marrying for money and help with moving large objects
1 connordon94 2018-02-15
Nice set of Derosa shoulders on that fella
1 Madrugadao 2018-02-15
She finally found her Kermit.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-02-15
Ms. Piggy got a STANKY PUSSAI
1 anonimescu 2018-02-15
He's probably one of those molecular cuisine art chef faggoys who spends ten hours making half a morsel of tiger taint infused with Madagascar coffee beans that have been collected from the faeces of the rare civette monkey. Now he has to cook for a party of ten hungry yenta's everyday
1 jofreal 2018-02-15
He looks like he's brainstorming how to inconspicuously push her over the edge of their honeymoon cruise ship.
1 Throwaway98709860 2018-02-15
This is one of those game of thrones marriages, where the point is really just about social power and the guy hates the dolt he's with, but sucks it up for the good of the family lineage.
1 lispychicken 2018-02-15
She has Peter Griffins chin.
GIVE IT BACK PIGGIE
1 edgybraaaah 2018-02-15
I DO?
1 ucfgavin 2018-02-15
I've made a huge mistake
1 LevStrauss 2018-02-15
His hairdo is too shitty to be a beard situation.
1 ErockDrinksButter 2018-02-15
Oh Princess Fair, wilst thou grant me thine dainty hoof in marriage?
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2018-02-15
Nothing about that blob is dainty.... except her willpower when it comes to dieting.
1 Anarox 2018-02-15
Do ya?
1 aRTie02150 2018-02-15
"I moo"
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-02-15
I hope dat nigga likes the smell of goat cheese under breasts
1 LenyAK 2018-02-15
Oh shit...
1 anitathequeef 2018-02-15
She's so rotund now, she has constant squinty eyes.
1 blackirishlad 2018-02-15
The best she'll ever look in her life and she looks like a painted ancient Greek death mask.
1 anitathequeef 2018-02-15
What sort of stupidly trendy haircut does he have? Buzzed on the bottom portion with three fifths of a bowl cut and parted.
1 phlammo 2018-02-15
I wonder if she did the thing where they shove the wedding cake into each other's faces.
1 pool-is-closed 2018-02-15
He knows better than to risk losing a hand
1 Billyassman 2018-02-15
He's gonna gut that pigs bank account ,or pull a Patton.Either way it's going to be HUGE.Huuuuge,huge.
1 TossyMcSalad 2018-02-15
He knows...
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2018-02-15
He's doing mental calculations of his monthly food bill vs. his monthly income and realizing he has made a big mistake.
1 Peblolaru1880 2018-02-15
I do?
1 Phkna1 2018-02-15
He is thinking about what he has to fuck, and how much Viagra he will need to get that cash.
1 INGSOCIALITE 2018-02-15
Her hair looks pretty
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-02-15
I heard Amy Schumer had a 95-pound mole removed from her ass.