Complaining that he's tired on his 8 to 11 job, goes to the gym for low weight/high reps, stares at naked men in the lockerroom, goes home and edges, and then maybe goes to the Cellar for a short set, home to finish his edging, sobs into his phone at his transgendered girlfriend, falls asleep late because he gets sucked into his phone.
The guy makes in the high six figures working 3 hours a day, 4 days a week and doesn't start until 8am and is ALWAYS tired. Other than his sexuality, which is becoming much clearer, that is the strangest thing about him
I highly doubt he does much of anything with weights or cardio of any intensity. He walks on a treadmill, pays a female trainer to tell him he knows a lot about health then splurges on the tall veggie juice to replenish those muscles with 0 grams of protein.
Wakes up and brushes the cum out of his teeth. Slips on a Ozzy t-shirt, or a Sugar Ray Robinson t-shirt if the Ozzy one is dirty. Takes an awful Uber ride to work. Stares at his phone for half of his time at Sirius. Heads out after another hour of tongue in cheek banter. Hits up the gym to do some TRX band workouts and 15 minutes on the elliptical. Goes home to watch the Omen 2 and then heads out to the Cellar to perform some killer topical comedy to a smattering of applause. Heads back home, pops a few melatonin and then slowly drifts off to sleep in the hazy light cast from the tranny porn and/or cartel torture videos on his shitty iPhone.
17 comments
1 dumbshowreference 2018-02-15
Fucking your father in the shower and then having a snack. You going to charge me dickhead?
1 Bizzyguy 2018-02-15
Thanks for your service
1 [deleted] 2018-02-15
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1 AiCPearlJam 2018-02-15
Complaining that he's tired on his 8 to 11 job, goes to the gym for low weight/high reps, stares at naked men in the lockerroom, goes home and edges, and then maybe goes to the Cellar for a short set, home to finish his edging, sobs into his phone at his transgendered girlfriend, falls asleep late because he gets sucked into his phone.
Rinse, repeat.
1 wllmweller 2018-02-15
The guy makes in the high six figures working 3 hours a day, 4 days a week and doesn't start until 8am and is ALWAYS tired. Other than his sexuality, which is becoming much clearer, that is the strangest thing about him
1 Bams_seed 2018-02-15
he's malnourished.
1 Mu_Scevich 2018-02-15
Low testosterone.
1 greatwhite8 2018-02-15
He only works 2.5 hours a day.
1 doodoopeepees 2018-02-15
Add in the perilous uber ride to work. You never know what kind of FUCKING scumbaaag will be driving.
1 Kurt_Love 2018-02-15
He took a left on Columbus. I wanted to motherfuck him so bad.
1 sanhozay1 2018-02-15
The emphasis is on the “sc” in scumbag. It should be more like ”sssccumbag”
1 Kurt_Love 2018-02-15
I highly doubt he does much of anything with weights or cardio of any intensity. He walks on a treadmill, pays a female trainer to tell him he knows a lot about health then splurges on the tall veggie juice to replenish those muscles with 0 grams of protein.
1 Themenwithnoname 2018-02-15
Worms sleep at daytime. Just Jimmy laying in a puddle of hiv.
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2018-02-15
He eats cum
1 JudgeHolden00 2018-02-15
Wakes up and brushes the cum out of his teeth. Slips on a Ozzy t-shirt, or a Sugar Ray Robinson t-shirt if the Ozzy one is dirty. Takes an awful Uber ride to work. Stares at his phone for half of his time at Sirius. Heads out after another hour of tongue in cheek banter. Hits up the gym to do some TRX band workouts and 15 minutes on the elliptical. Goes home to watch the Omen 2 and then heads out to the Cellar to perform some killer topical comedy to a smattering of applause. Heads back home, pops a few melatonin and then slowly drifts off to sleep in the hazy light cast from the tranny porn and/or cartel torture videos on his shitty iPhone.
1 simon160389 2018-02-15
Egg white breakfast
1 throwbenny 2018-02-15
Egg whites and mustard in the morning and man whites and custard in the evening
1 Bizzyguy 2018-02-15
Thanks for your service
1 Kurt_Love 2018-02-15
He took a left on Columbus. I wanted to motherfuck him so bad.
1 sanhozay1 2018-02-15
The emphasis is on the “sc” in scumbag. It should be more like ”sssccumbag”