Pete Davidson thinks he invented the old line about someone looking melted. Accuses someone else of stealing it.

5  2018-02-15 by ForceBangPow

16 comments

I'm not a comedian and I've made the same "joke" in the past.

Yeah Dave Attell is a true artist. haha porn haha jerking off haha

a unique talent. so i was in my hotel room watching porn and jerking off ,haha..

That's what a retard hears when they listen to Attell.

  1. Old news.

Pete Davidson's dad looks like someone put him in a microwave, then flew two planes into it.

The towers look melted by thermite

Can anyone name a single Pete Davidson line, or joke, or bit, or character, or anything?

Fat Danny Zuko.

His “I’m rich, dating a hot millionaire, on SNL, but you don’t understand how hard my life is”, bit is pretty funny.

He didnt do it as such, but that Hillary tattoo is a gigantic joke

Very meta.

I bet in a few years he pulls a Schumer/Jefferies and blows this whole thing off as a character once mental illness stops being such a badge of honor among certain segments of society. "haha you all thought I was an insane BPD pothead faggot with daddy issues."

THE DATE ON THIS STORY IS 2015!! WHAT THE FUCK?

One of the first results when you Bing him though. Bing is not good.

I wish someone would bing your head with an aluminum bat. I’m sorry, that was just mean and now I feel bad for saying it.