What options do you have? If you punch him, he’ll just bleed all over you. Try to call him out, and he’ll motherfuck you with words. So either catch AIDS or face a relentless attack of “sweetie” and “baby boy.”
“Whats wrong bearded angry little boy? Yeah i touched your girls tookus, do you want to fuck me in the ass? No? Well I hope you die in a car accident on Christmas Eve!”
27 comments
1 DavidAlanQueer 2018-02-15
Don't be fooled. That mouth stretches open pretty wide.
1 Clint0nBukowski 2018-02-15
Ask if he’s visiting Chicago cause why you wearing a wind breaker?? DVV DVV
1 Rainbowuser13 2018-02-15
At least he isn't wearing that fucking Black Sabbath hoodie.
1 RacistCyberbully 2018-02-15
Looks like one tough customer!
1 ErockDrinksButter 2018-02-15
Christ, imagine that tough face looking up at you.
1 David_Tosk 2018-02-15
Those 5'2 guys from O&A really are 100% non threatening.
1 Mr_Hotshit 2018-02-15
Salt the snail
1 AlvinItchyCock 2018-02-15
Tickle the nipple
1 thatRookie 2018-02-15
You promptly thank the Toastman for his seal of approval, and back away slowly.
REMEMBER: No. Sudden. Movements.
1 AdminsFuckedMeOver 2018-02-15
Call him a faggot
Anyone remember when the UFC fighters pretended to do moves on him? You could tell right then and there that he's a fragile little homo
1 HitWithTheWOWeffect 2018-02-15
This was a different Jimmy.
1 all_copacetic 2018-02-15
He can go on vacation with her, I wouldn't feel threatened. Unless I was that faggot from LOS (whose name I can't remember).
1 Basehead_Vos 2018-02-15
What options do you have? If you punch him, he’ll just bleed all over you. Try to call him out, and he’ll motherfuck you with words. So either catch AIDS or face a relentless attack of “sweetie” and “baby boy.”
1 BigOpie 2018-02-15
“Whats wrong bearded angry little boy? Yeah i touched your girls tookus, do you want to fuck me in the ass? No? Well I hope you die in a car accident on Christmas Eve!”
1 Weirdo420 2018-02-15
That’s a tough one man
1 OnlinePolice 2018-02-15
Smack those Ill fitting headphones right off his worm head
1 Noreplacementfound47 2018-02-15
Tell his boyfriend Thor to smack him silly.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-02-15
That’s Toast. And he’s holding.
1 J-Bradley1 2018-02-15
Toast......
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-02-15
I would wonder where the lesbian got the guts to do such a thing.
1 Phkna1 2018-02-15
He is ready ready to motherfuck someone. Look out!
1 DepartmentOfEvil 2018-02-15
What iteration of an Agent from The Matrix is this?
1 Leofan7 2018-02-15
"I need your clothes, boots, and a Nordic transsexual."
1 enzo_trash 2018-02-15
Inform the proper authorities after assessing the mental state of my female companion
timesup
1 TacolasCage 2018-02-15
Why would a gay guy touch a girls ass?
1 HitWithTheWOWeffect 2018-02-15
Thought she had a dick.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-02-15
Tough guy man's man mysoginist Jim Norton was a cute little phase he went through.