I was expecting jerk off instructions.

I came anyway! I derive intense sexual pleasure from installing software

I still came

Me too. I love VLANs

VLANs are CUNTS

He always knew the technical aspects of movie making and sold his specials online, but configuring routers is going too deep even for ol'wanker Lou.

Chrome, Firefox, AND Opera.

This made me laugh so much harder than it should have. I guess that means I owe you a dick suck... NORTON!!!

Buy a fucking cisco you cheap piece of shit.

He made a little noise. I think he was jacking off

I just left a comment asking him about vlan port forwarding configuration and he wrote back "aids"

hardly sounds like him

This gem was the first video he posted on his channel. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK9cZf5LJqQ

Humanity is fascinating.

I was expecting some dicks, cunts and fucks but then again there are more than enough here on /r/opieandanthony.