I feel bad for his kid to have such a gluttonous selfish fuck of a father. I hope his insurance policy is paid up since I've always assumed he's going to be buried in a round coffin any day now.
That's a tough one man. Did you try a 12 step program? Try AA. Or get councilling. Or suck a scandinavian man's penis while thinking about Bobby Fisher.
Everyone knows we riffed for years about Colin's gravelly mushmouth voice, Jay Mohr did a fuckin perfect Colin impression but his smoker's voice is a fuckin tough one to keep laughing at man... The tar in those cigarretes gave him the voice everyone knows and loves but it also created the placque in his arteries that sent him to the fuckin emergency room.. It's uhhhm like two sides of the same coin, fuckin BRUUUUTAL man fuck, it's tough!
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1 Yaseetheo 2018-02-14
It's rough man, first Patrice then Otto... I dunno man I just want to send him my wellwishings.
1 goo-gobbler 2018-02-14
Blob Jelly should be the most concerned out of anybody
1 Snake_____86 2018-02-14
I feel bad for his kid to have such a gluttonous selfish fuck of a father. I hope his insurance policy is paid up since I've always assumed he's going to be buried in a round coffin any day now.
1 CasinoIndian 2018-02-14
A leather suit to buy and a round coffin
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-02-14
And a bandoleer
1 BlondeTittyHairs 2018-02-14
That's why bobby is such a soft ass puss when he parents him. He wants him to have good memories of his dad when middle school gets rough.
1 PrincipalBlackman 2018-02-14
Barrel.
1 tigbiggernits 2018-02-14
That's why I stopped drinking when I did man
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-02-14
That's a tough one man. Did you try a 12 step program? Try AA. Or get councilling. Or suck a scandinavian man's penis while thinking about Bobby Fisher.
1 helobious1 2018-02-14
Close, but Norton would never say AA. He'd coyly refer to it as "a...certain 12-step program, let's say"
1 JMueller2012 2018-02-14
I hope we get ‘Parallel Thinking Jim’
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-02-14
I hope we get 'bloated angry closeted Jim' but we never do. The stand-alone cat's out of the bag.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-02-14
Everyone knows we riffed for years about Colin's gravelly mushmouth voice, Jay Mohr did a fuckin perfect Colin impression but his smoker's voice is a fuckin tough one to keep laughing at man... The tar in those cigarretes gave him the voice everyone knows and loves but it also created the placque in his arteries that sent him to the fuckin emergency room.. It's uhhhm like two sides of the same coin, fuckin BRUUUUTAL man fuck, it's tough!
1 PHDinSounding 2018-02-14
You think he'll cry like when george died
1 sexylarrytate 2018-02-14
Whut hiz heart pulled uh gun ohr somthin?! tssss
1 AppleFan79 2018-02-14
"Serious who"?
1 RealTonySchiavone 2018-02-14
"That's why I stopped eating bad, man. I think about having a full egg omelette or another handful of pretzels, but I don't wanna drop dead."
1 Senators86 2018-02-14
This came at a bad time. Jim was at Matt Serra's this weekend and TOTALLY lost control - he ate 2 pieces of pizza and a piece of cake.
1 smelter250 2018-02-14
Oh my fucking god this is the worst news ever
1 SociallyAwkwardRyan 2018-02-14
Between that and the school shooting, I don't think we'll be hearing any joshing around from Worm and the Forehead
1 newsdaylaura18 2018-02-14
Who is listening to this show? Honestly
1 racemic_mixture 2018-02-14
"I'm glad I re-followed him on twitter, I would have felt so bad if he died."