It sounds like she was the problem the whole time then she realized it and she felt dumped, now she is trying to turn this around to blame you for it and the chance to dump you, so she had last word in your relationship with her....This was same explanation by marriage counselor my ex demanded we needed and counselor said it was all her fault then ex refused go after that
Put tabasco sauce in your condoms so if she has your baby by stealing your seed from the bathroom wastebasket, her baby will be a swarthy latin baby with a moustache and she won't even try to take you on Maury.
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1 Daddy_Donuts 2018-02-14
Dont let some suzzy trim drag you along like a Saftey net. Either shit or get off the pot. Dont play her games
1 flip0pilf 2018-02-14
She "needed" you, and you gave her exactly what she wanted.
She won, you lose.
Block this bitch and move on
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-02-14
Yep. OP failed and showed he'll come running back whenever.
Pack it up. It's over.
1 Friend_of_Kramer 2018-02-14
Get on Tinder, if you’re at least a 5 you could be banging a fat chick tonight.
1 redtheftauto 2018-02-14
I always suck at talking positively about myself or expressing interest in others at all. Is there a tindr for autistic people?
1 Friend_of_Kramer 2018-02-14
Grow a pair
1 redtheftauto 2018-02-14
This wasn't constructive at all.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-02-14
Yes, exactly. Wait til you grow up to look for pussy.
1 redtheftauto 2018-02-14
No u
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-02-14
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1 Slothjew 2018-02-14
You have already invested too much energy.
1 A-Greedy-Goldberg 2018-02-14
It sounds like she was the problem the whole time then she realized it and she felt dumped, now she is trying to turn this around to blame you for it and the chance to dump you, so she had last word in your relationship with her....This was same explanation by marriage counselor my ex demanded we needed and counselor said it was all her fault then ex refused go after that
1 redtheftauto 2018-02-14
Girls are icky
1 jasim18 2018-02-14
She obviously doesn't need you at the moment. I suggest you wait around until you're needed again.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-02-14
Best advice in this thread^
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-02-14
Put tabasco sauce in your condoms so if she has your baby by stealing your seed from the bathroom wastebasket, her baby will be a swarthy latin baby with a moustache and she won't even try to take you on Maury.
1 sexylarrytate 2018-02-14
Ask her how she feels about soapy enemas - a tried and true ice breaker in my humble opinion.
1 MoeGreenVegas 2018-02-14
Go clean your room.
1 enzo_trash 2018-02-14
you should ask her for one of dem pussy pics
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-02-14
Yep. OP failed and showed he'll come running back whenever.
Pack it up. It's over.