Have you ever ejaculated? It feels pretty good.

OH! Look at Mr.-I-Have-Working-Genitals over here!

Meanwhile Louie is having lunch with Joe List.

Didn’t Louis recently invite Kevin Brennan to a Super Bowl party? Jim must not have received an invite. I wonder if Louis was the comedian Jim had a falling out with a while back.

was this over his vice show dumpster fire?

Said on the show this morning that he did not get an invite

It's a tough one man.

I wonder if Louis actually heard Jimmy motherfuck him.

I think the comic he was referring to was a west coast guy

He did but the party lacked no salt pretzels so Yimmy no showed.

Jimmy has always been bitterly jealous of Louis. He's overjoyed that Louis has been destroyed.

I pray that I never become such a womanish, bitch ass worm that I celebrate the downfall of someone else just because they have something I want.

This is how you spend your time? I HAVE A JAG! 😂😂😂😂 Back to obscurity with you!

5 followers?!?!?! 😆😆 must be sad dedicating your whole life to trolling. Go back to your cave. FIVE followers!!!

I HAVE A JAG!

Anthony doesn't understand Jaguar depreciation.

He could be as big as Louie if he actually wrote some good stand up.

His delivery is not as good as Louie's and he makes exaggerated eye-bulging faces when it is not necessary

He's like a comedian for the hearing-impaired

Line off the day

Also, that fucking shifting from left to right he does on stage is very distracting.

He prowls the stage like a panther

Iggy Pop prowls the stage like a panther. Jim stomps around like a slow adult

At least he has cool sneakers

God damn

You got all this from, "I'm sure I'll talk to him. I have no doubt I'll talk to him."

That's amazing.

All it takes is just one woman to say that he ate her freshly laid shit without her consent and it's all over for him too.

If he wasn't a dolt, he would embrace an anti-pc culture and maybe cultivate himself an actual fan base. Fucking dolt.

He tried that personna already and it got him millions of dollars, enough fame to keep him good forever but since he's not in the backround of a bradley cooper movie poster he's going the other route.

The Hangover VII: Everyone goes to AA

That studio in the city is FINALLY paying off

A gentleman always asks first.

All it takes is one masseuse to complain that he booked her for a non-sexual massage, and then tried to make it sexual (which, as The Worm has forgotten, was his go-to move), and he's fucked.

Not even just someone else but a nigga who helped u 1000 times before.

NORTON THE WORM. Also, he has been more sexually aggressive than Fappie CK anyway.

/u/braunheiser, audio?

Nah, it's Sennheiser Audio.

dis guys good

Even after Louis' fall from grace, and scrubbing from all things media, he's still currently a million times more successful and relevant than Jim.

In time, Louis will bounce back from this and be successful again, but Jim will continue to be on a fourth-rate radio show and not selling out venues.

"louis that CUNT.. he got too big for the jim and sam show i guess.. so FUCK him"

The disparity between how Marc Maron and Jim handled this is striking. Maron is a pretty hardcore leftie feminist type and through his tears he said, "What do you want me to do! He's my friend." Whereas Jim hemmed and hawed and basically threw him under the bus.

Hemmed like he's sewing or sumfin'.

I'd wager Jim hadn't talked to him for a long time before it went down either. Louis was way out of his league for a long time.

Louie actually seemed like a good friend to Jimmy as well. He put Jim in both of his TV shows and mentioned him a lot in interviews when asked what comedians he liked. He even said his name on Stern when asked who he likes. Or what about when he took Jimmy to ringside seats at the Golovkin fight a few years ago? Jimmy still gushes about how much he loves Ant even though hes a woman beating racist but distances himself from Louie even though he has done much worse sexual things himself.

I'm beginning to think this Jim Morton character isn't the most genuine person.

Tim is a worm but ignoring that he's also fucking dumb. If he shows loyalty to Louie here he's a lock for future roles and whatever. He already supports that racist pederast so it's not like Hollywood is going to exile him for supporting Louie. He's already exiled if he ever gets considered for supporting Ant

Louis was everything Jim wishes he was. He was a successful mainstream comedian that entered popular culture. He was a showrunner and writer of a critically and commercially successful TV show based on his own life and perspective. This also crossed over into popular culture/ public consciousness. He gained the respect of A-list directors and actors, all while having no interest in "the craft" that Jim has been phonily attempting for years. He could get laid purely off his fame.

There is no doubt that Jim's wormy heart burned with resentment against Louis and that he is relishing his downfall. But it's just setting him up for even more disappointment, because Louis will be back (and bigger than ever) within 2 years tops.

Those things take talent. Jim is not even remotely that talented. Jim should be sucking the Devil's red dick that he has had the success he has had. His standup stinks.

I wonder why talking about tranny shit on your chest never appealed to middle america.

I honestly don't think it's the subject matter, it's Jim's complete lack of being able to bring the audience into his world. Louis talked about awful sexual shit, but actually crafted relatable jokes out these situations. In Jim's comedy the mere situation is the punchline.

I also take pride in being a terrible friend.

Louie should have never been gracious enough to feature the worm on all of his shows

I’m sure Louis is just sitting by the phone, wondering if it’s the right time yet to call his closest friend and confidant, Jim Norton.

No shit. Jim "I have a job" is on the cusp of standing up for

Whenever Jamie Killstein talks about his shit blowing up he always says Norton texted him to see if he was all right

If Ozzy did exactly what Louis did, Jim would laugh at how funny and cool it was.

Jim is a horrible uneducated ignorant worm. I still don't believe his followers are more than 50% real. I love Chip though.

It sounds like he's just saying Louie doesn't contact Jim so they can't talk but he's open to.

He tried that personna already and it got him millions of dollars, enough fame to keep him good forever but since he's not in the backround of a bradley cooper movie poster he's going the other route.