Happy Valentine’s Day Jess

72  2018-02-14 by SpudsCuckley

19 comments

I laughed. You made me feel a genuine human emotion. Fuck you.

Fag

Yeah?

No no no, I believe he was talking to me.

Jess is a fairly good looking girl. You have to wonder what’s wrong with her that she had to settle for Cornelius.

She has one (((defect)))

But then wouldn't she (((marry up))) and partner with one of (((them))) to (((propagate))) the world?

This conspiracy is very confusing.

She saw Sam as potential big bucks earner. Third or 4th in line for a stern-like career. But he stinks IRL and ended up going no where with his horse shit show. Sam is just unlikable as a radio person

She's damaged goods. Either she didn't have the courage of breaking up a few months in or she's fucked up in the head.

Get those condiments out of there. Sam hates them.

Really, I mean "tangy" barbecue? Sam's taste buds couldn't handle it.

No honey?

Your fat ass had to eat 2 nuggets before snapping the picture?

Are you the rain man of nugget counting?

Just an extremely petty man.

Life is like a box of Mcnuggets. It sucks.

The way to a manchild's heart is through his cholesterol encrusted arteries.

What animal dips chicken nuggets in ranch dressing?

What animal eats chicken nuggets? Deep fried newspaper and reclaimed meat. yuck.

She has one (((defect)))

She's damaged goods. Either she didn't have the courage of breaking up a few months in or she's fucked up in the head.

Are you the rain man of nugget counting?