Expressive black guy, Joe's morbidly embarrassed "girl", the total pointlessness of the whole exercise. Possibly this sub's greatest moment so far. Give a Cumia a length of rope and he'll happily hang himself.

8  2018-02-13 by McGowan9

15 comments

1  McGowan9 2018-02-13

"Cover band?"

"Tribute band."

"What's the difference?"

"A tribute band is a cover band that presents themselves as the original act. Dress up...it's half acting, half musicianship..."

How has he not slit his wrists in a warm bath yet?

1  IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-02-13

"Cover band?"

"Tribute band."

"What's the difference?"

"NO, YOUR HONOR, I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE! THAT'S A VICIOUS RUMOR SPREAD BY REDDIT TERRORISTS!"

1  McGowan9 2018-02-13

I remembered that he mentioned not being a pedophile for no reason. But, after this gap of time, it's even more unreal that he brings it up. Totally out of the blue. For no reason.

Expressive black guy and "what choo say" black woman in the background's reaction every time he says the "p word" is priceless.

1  McGowan9 2018-02-13

Just take a few minutes to watch it again, lady and gentlemen. It's glorious.

1  Dingus_Incel 2018-02-13

I almost felt sorry for him here.

1  IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-02-13

Didja?

1  edfromla 2018-02-13

“All the things you mentioned, except the pedophile”

1  ripwillsmith 2018-02-13

I can't watch this without smiling the whole time.

1  AntwansBobo 2018-02-13

He really looked like a babbling idiot ..

1  all_copacetic 2018-02-13

I never realised how expressive that coloured gentleman actually is. If you focus only on him throughout this video, you'll see that he covers the whole range of human emotions.

Contentment 1:28

Fury 1:59

Bewilderment 3:20 (the famous one)

Confusion 4:34

Elation 7:14

Deep-thoughtfulness 7:28

Confusion 8:10

Boredom 10:37

Outrage 11:04

Astonishment 13:48

Disgust 14:50

1  RealTonySchiavone 2018-02-13

"This is the plantiff...Joe Keewwwwwwmia"

1  PenskeForLifeeeeee2 2018-02-13

Remember guys...were no effect on their lives

1  Kurt_Love 2018-02-13

Scorch on Judge Mabeline was much more confident and classy.

1  Epicfro 2018-02-13

I've never seen this... this is fucking awkward and yet, hilarious. You guys are monsters.

1  JerkStoreJ 2018-02-13

A 2 year old child died so we could enjoy this