"The black is a better athlete to begin with, because he's been bred to be that way. Because of his high thighs and big thighs that go up into his back. And they can jump higher and run faster because of their bigger thighs, you see."

13  2018-02-13 by redtheftauto

21 comments

1  jjoharanyc1 2018-02-13

I watched the local high school basketball stars signing their "intent letters" for colleges at a press conference the other day, and watching all the happy parents and not a single white face among them.

I don't ever want to hear that their aren't any opportunities for black youth besides drug dealing.

Where's my gun?

1  Slothjew 2018-02-13

There is also federal student loans and anyone can go to community college and then a four year school. Plenty of opportunity for all.

1  jjoharanyc1 2018-02-13

Nine months for a medical tech gig. That's all the commitment it takes if you aren't one of the athletically gifted.

It's not even expensive to learn to shoot X-rays from a glass booth. I think it's 1,300 for the course. Or 13,000. I could look it up, but, fuck knowledge, amirite, guys?

No, seriously. I went to renew my license last week. Every face behind the counter (all on stools, not one on their feet) blacker and mmmmm-huhmmmmmier than the next.

I told my wife it was like walking into an SNL rehearsal.

She rolled her eyes 'cause she didn't get it.

Civilians, huh?

1  IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-02-13

Yeah, man, having a wife that's a humorless civilian is a tough one, man..

1  McGowan9 2018-02-13

I'd like to make a joke but that's a pretty fucking impressive display of balance and athleticism right there.

1  Toss__Pot 2018-02-13

The title to this post should be the tagline for that Panther movie.

1  IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-02-13

Yeah? YOU SHOULD!

1  schmuckOnWheels 2018-02-13

If they take over the quarterback position there isn't gonna be anything left for the white man!

1  JerkStoreJ 2018-02-13

Kicker, punter, coach, gm, owner, commissioner

1  Theyarnetevenpeople 2018-02-13

Head coaches in the AFC north are 3/4ths black.

1  JerkStoreJ 2018-02-13

So what, it’s still mostly whitey.

Go Ravens

1  Chuck_Chasem 2018-02-13

Meanwhile I'm not seeing a single black person in the winter olympics and not a single black person swimming during the summer olympics.

I guess they can't be good at every sport.

1  IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-02-13

Wrong on both accounts, I just saw Ellen on TV 23 minutes ago talking to 3 black female athletes who were competing in Pyongchang, while your other Summer Olympics assertion is wrong because I specifically remember there being this big fat black guy who could barely swim competing for Ethiopia or Ghana or somewhere, and it was a huge scandal because he was a terrible swimmer but his father ran both the country itself and the olympics comittee specifically.

Many better athletes were denied so that fat fuck could be on the world stage and tell girls he's an Olympic athlete for the rest of his short life.

1  jofreal 2018-02-13

Pretty dope yo.

1  Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-02-13

That dude jumps over a car, son.

Daily.

1  IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-02-13

Ah, Jimmy the Greek, he was ahead of his time.

To think, he could have scored a sweet gig at Compound Media after Artie's bloated corpse is found in the Hudson River.

1  Gnu_Mutant 2018-02-13

Really thought that was going to end with a bus hitting him into a triple lindy.

1  doodoopeepees 2018-02-13

Remember this shit when people moan about not having free health care. Joint damage is a motha hucka

1  Barnes_Barnes 2018-02-13

Useless activity that has no practical value. Like dancing.

1  godfathernik0 2018-02-13

That was pretty fucking impressive

1  enzo_trash 2018-02-13

This dude should fight crime

1  JerkStoreJ 2018-02-13

Kicker, punter, coach, gm, owner, commissioner