Take a guess at what was blowing Joe Rogan’s mind

17  2018-02-13 by BigOpie

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He just found out that onnit doesn't increase your height.

This ... it's a ***** & a ****, WAAAAH!

“Whoa...ho-lee-shit. Its just so strange human beings have to eat with sporks when the neanderthals ate with their hands. I wonder if eating with your hands boosts your testosterone. Jamie pull up that image of a guy eating soup with his hands.”

Whitney Cummings wit and intelligence

saw a picture of a midget riding a mini horse

Why the fuck is this midgets podcast so popular?

He's hip with the sub manlets and stoners who smoked themselves retarded.

He balances the thin edge between jocks and stoners like a midget ballerina.

Started the first midget podcast.

50% chance it's a video of a wolf killing an elk, 50% chance Jordan Peterson is talking about SJWs.

Can you imagine if a wolf killed an SJW at a campus protest?

He'd cum harder than he does when he watches muscular black fighters weigh in.

Jamie bring that up, "wolf" "sjw" on google

There ya go babe

Can I have my Alpha Brain now please.

Dicks are delicious

A normal size man grabbing peanut butter off the top shelf.

He saw that /r/joerogan2 is back

A BIG FAWKIN PECKAH

gobekli tepe

ME: I’m all in with the dryas impact theory. PERIOD.

Those tiny animal shaped sponges that get way bigger when you put them in a bowl of water.

Jim Mortom sitting across from him dirty texting with Al Nygaard.

A octopus getting through a maze of obstacles.

“Hot dogs come in packs of 8, but hot dog buns come in packs of 6”

A gluten free keto pot protein bar high in omega 3s and essential vitamins and minerals.

"Did that cat just say cookie?"

I'm assuming Jamie finally gave in, and started blowing him.

Someone saying that weed shouldn't be legalized. We get it! You like smoking weed!!

Is it tribalism? I bet it's tribalism. Got to be tribalism.

Kettle bells made of weed.

Anything invented/discovered after the stone age.

DMT flashback.