Child Groomers

54  2018-02-13 by Moveinslience

19 comments

Swapping spit

The podesta bros

The POS-ta brother.

"Who ya gonna call?"

that kid, along with Opie’s, is only 3 or 4 years away from discovering reddit & twitter, and the harsh truth

The kid dresses more adult than Anthony.

Ant dresses like he's a character from "The Sandlot."

geez, that kid has hair plugs too. Looks like a young Zoolander.

"Douche with Guitar Ruins A Party", digital, 2018.

Very postmodern.

Pizzaface-Gate. Somebody save that child.

/#Moor-too

kid already has the ghoulish look down

To be fair to Joe, he's only in it for the spit.

"Okay go get your swimsuit on, buddy. On second thought, let's just go in our underwear. Let me help you with those undies. Ant, hold his feet..."

Why do they always look haggard with bags under their eyes? These men barely work and have no reason to be up early for an actual job. Yet they always look like they're 20 beers into a 40 beer hang over.

shhuuraa. You gotta groom em. Get em all nice and spiffy in their litt'l suits. Lemme brush yer hair and tie yer tiiiee. eh heh eh heh.

anyway, here's wonderwall

Its like a photo authorities unearth years after searching for a dead body